so dan's fat, and dan's been a pussy all of his life--THE CAGE is going to be the location of dan's EPIPHANIC moment in his life--he's going to tell us all off gypsy and belladona will swoon at his manliness. he's gonna be a knight in shining armor--too bad we've got firearms. welcome to waterloo, bitch. good job so far dan, nice pictures on bella's site you fat fuck. someone get that lion picture out.

some highlights

"it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years "


i dotn care i am signing up for that palce and going to have words with those fuckers

then the sagacious words of another poster(you know you're fucked when someone named "skillZ" is giving you counsel)

"Dan just want to let you know that those small dick having assholes are SO NOT WORTH the time and effort your going to give them. You do what you want of course but as a friend I'm just letting you know that you going on there and TRYING to tell them something is not going to work. You would have better luck talking to a rock!"

but remember, this is a crystalizing moment in dan's life, he's manning up and going to speak his mind and tell us meanies off:

"i oculd not find the thread over ther ei am signed up and i will find them i respect what your saying skillz but they need to know they know nothing about bella
fuckign bums that is what they are is bums
dan"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits