The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enemies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready