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#145362 - 02/07/06 08:02 PM It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enemies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready
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#145363 - 02/07/06 08:22 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Your post is well timed, motherfucker. There are still plenty of knuckledragging mouthbreathers roaming this place. Lately I think they are posting in foreign languages. They can't fucking read and they sure can't type. I can't even understand them at all and I get stupid as shit PMs that make even less sense. They got no respect for the place, and don't even take the two or three hours it would take to read up before they go posting bullshit about do Tierneys tits sag or is belladonna on dope or what not. We need to clean house, for sure.


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#145364 - 02/07/06 08:47 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enenies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready






Given its common knowledge that bishop is my son and that i was what is known as an "absent father" physically through his early years this is to me what seeing their little kid hit a home run in little league is to present fathers. He is right, we need to do more luring, lots of the cage posters read and post at other boards where there is still plenty of gazelles for the cage lions to feast on. for all the swamis, kara noxs, wankusesseses, garfields, pre med sammuras, green lanterns, ac creams, firewalls, gypsys, poodle cock longshots, etc we want you, you serve a purpose. Come , come join us.
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#145365 - 02/09/06 07:12 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
man up....


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#145366 - 02/09/06 08:43 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
I agree with Bishop. Let's move on, Sammura bashing = All the other targets are too easy. Find some sacred cows to slaughter, like industry icons, not ducks in the pool and easy mark ass bitches like firewall & ac cream. They're not going away & they don't get the point. It may be funny and it is , but the joke is wearing thin when mindless newbies all jump on the usual victims poorly imitating the same attacks made by your cage icons. Time to step up your game.

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#145367 - 02/09/06 04:54 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Too Damned Ugly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
Quote:

The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enemies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready




I'd say attack me for some fun but I'm not going to be able to keep up.

What's this about your ex???? She catch you Masturbating over the neighbors poodle? When her lawyers are finished doing a strap on scene is going to look rather pleasant. So pick your partner buddy: Gia, Mandy, either Gen, Teirney or Hailey.


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#145368 - 02/09/06 05:18 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
el ryano Offline
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Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 12
dudes, i have read about 20 pages of this forum and you all should be on tv, tremendous work

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#145369 - 02/09/06 06:15 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

dudes, i have read about 20 pages of this forum and you all should be on tv, tremendous work




Assuming you're on the square, (and a Scot with a handle like "El Ryano" following on the heels of another ryans sphincter blowout is certainly suspicious), you are to be commended on doing a little homework. It's just basic netiquette, like not typing in all caps and not making your first post be "HEY WHERE CAN I GET FREE PASSWURDZ"

Hope you enjoy it here.

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#145370 - 02/09/06 06:20 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
el ryano Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 12
Quote:

Quote:

dudes, i have read about 20 pages of this forum and you all should be on tv, tremendous work




Assuming you're on the square, (and a Scot with a handle like "El Ryano" following on the heels of another ryans sphincter blowout is certainly suspicious), you are to be commended on doing a little homework. It's just basic netiquette, like not typing in all caps and not making your first post be "HEY WHERE CAN I GET FREE PASSWURDZ"

Hope you enjoy it here.




oh i am on the level dude hahaha, always good to read a bit to see if its worth posting and it certainly looks like it here.

fair play to me cannae help my first name although i am pleased in me maw's good taste in name plus i am unscathed in the sphincter region and intend on staying that way

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#145371 - 02/09/06 06:31 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Well, pass on dude. It's dark here, but traveling is half the fun.

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#145372 - 02/09/06 06:41 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
el ryano Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 12
Quote:

Well, pass on dude. It's dark here, but traveling is half the fun.




cheers

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#145373 - 02/09/06 07:16 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
ghostshadow = gypsy
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#145374 - 02/09/06 08:35 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
elaborator = ryan nox
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#145375 - 02/09/06 08:38 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

I'd say attack me for some fun but I'm not going to be able to keep up.

What's this about your ex???? She catch you Masturbating over the neighbors poodle? When her lawyers are finished doing a strap on scene is going to look rather pleasant. So pick your partner buddy: Gia, Mandy, either Gen, Teirney or Hailey.


Deep breaths 3,..4,...5,..Can anyone else hear that sound?Kinda like one of those jet turbine engines taching up at the end of the runway....louDER AND LOUDER!!!
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!?! IS THAT A GOOSE DRIFTING OVER FROM..
OH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!...(any second now..)
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#145376 - 02/09/06 09:08 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
gypsy = ryan knox
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#145377 - 02/12/06 03:55 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
NeoNazi Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/12/06
Posts: 2
Quote:

gypsy = ryan knox




What a fag you are for using icons

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#145378 - 02/12/06 03:58 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
bauer024 Offline
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Registered: 02/11/06
Posts: 2
hey guys i think its time we start respecting the girls gypsy is a cool girl and deserves our respect i feel we need to get along ok


dan

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#145379 - 02/12/06 04:18 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
so dan's fat, and dan's been a pussy all of his life--THE CAGE is going to be the location of dan's EPIPHANIC moment in his life--he's going to tell us all off gypsy and belladona will swoon at his manliness. he's gonna be a knight in shining armor--too bad we've got firearms. welcome to waterloo, bitch. good job so far dan, nice pictures on bella's site you fat fuck. someone get that lion picture out.

some highlights

"it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years "


i dotn care i am signing up for that palce and going to have words with those fuckers

then the sagacious words of another poster(you know you're fucked when someone named "skillZ" is giving you counsel)

"Dan just want to let you know that those small dick having assholes are SO NOT WORTH the time and effort your going to give them. You do what you want of course but as a friend I'm just letting you know that you going on there and TRYING to tell them something is not going to work. You would have better luck talking to a rock!"

but remember, this is a crystalizing moment in dan's life, he's manning up and going to speak his mind and tell us meanies off:

"i oculd not find the thread over ther ei am signed up and i will find them i respect what your saying skillz but they need to know they know nothing about bella
fuckign bums that is what they are is bums
dan"
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#145380 - 02/12/06 04:22 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
neonazi = gypsy
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#145381 - 02/12/06 04:30 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Here you go . . .

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#145382 - 02/12/06 04:34 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

so dan's fat, and dan's been a pussy all of his life--THE CAGE is going to be the location of dan's EPIPHANIC moment in his life--he's going to tell us all off gypsy and belladona will swoon at his manliness. he's gonna be a knight in shining armor--too bad we've got firearms. welcome to waterloo, bitch. good job so far dan, nice pictures on bella's site you fat fuck. someone get that lion picture out.






Man, what a bunch of whiney backslapping me-tooers. Everyone should follow the link and read the 2 pages of posts there.

I'm not a cage player, but they sound like a 13 year old girls' convention on cruelty to animals.

And Belladonna is an all-time fave of mine, but could they get their tongues any further up her arse? She's a porno star FFS, not the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

I don't even have anything against any of them, but that's just pathetic.
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#145383 - 02/12/06 04:37 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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do i personally want to kill any of those people? nah. would i be mad if someone shot them with a spear-fishing gun somewere non-vital? not really. are they pathetic bitches worthy of contempt? certainly.
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#145384 - 02/12/06 04:37 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


Bella lugosi is dead
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#145385 - 02/12/06 04:39 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

neonazi = gypsy





neonazi==one of three disenfranchised white people in the world. indistinguishable from fags who listened to ska in the late-90's in dress and presentation.
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#145386 - 02/12/06 04:45 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I was wondering why this thread was getting so many reads. Gypsy's handicapable crew is gonna school us!

This is so awesome. Gypsy just didn't care, and still insists she didn't care, while ragging on and on and trying to whip her lifestyle submissive army into a torch-bearing frenzy.

Word to the wise: your little sperm whale of love came into my house, insulted the moderator here, insulted talent (Bishop, et. al.), and generally befouled this place with more than 1000 posts in six months, and is now drying her eyes in the fragrant forests of flygirl skillZ's ample armpits after one single post threw her over the edge. If you want to crawl out of your little gothic tunnel where you worship a gap-toothed skeez and her suitcase pimp, be my guest--we'll enjoy it. But the favor will be returned in kind.

Dan, would you like to be the first up to the plate? Just let us know when you spit the shit out of your mouth so we can understand a fucking word you're saying and we'll begin.

Oh, and Gypsy? For old times' sake, some retro signature artwork for you and skillz while chowing down on some plankton cakes.
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#145387 - 02/12/06 04:47 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
shades of the supposed BGOL invasion, though gypsy's actually outstripped ol' brailleface in motivating her squad of dysgenics


i can spell dysgenic, really i can


Edited by jamesn (02/12/06 05:10 PM)
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#145388 - 02/12/06 04:48 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

I'm not a cage player, but they sound like a 13 year old girls' convention on cruelty to animals.




So perfect. You're a Cage player now. Nice one.
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#145389 - 02/12/06 04:51 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
god, i smell ac cream-redux here. what's it with fat male firecrotches and fragile-x syndrome?

more bauer here
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#145390 - 02/12/06 04:52 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
I like this post from Lilith "lil Goth Crunk" Baudelaire...

Just a word of caution, my friend (I only say this because I care): they're deliberately trying to provoke people. This is from that website, "It's time to go bitches!" thread:

"Given its common knowledge that bishop is my son and that i was what is known as an "absent father" physically through his early years this is to me what seeing their little kid hit a home run in little league is to present fathers. He is right, we need to do more luring, lots of the cage posters read and post at other boards where there is still plenty of gazelles for the cage lions to feast on. for all the swamis, kara noxs, wankusesseses, garfields, pre med sammuras, green lanterns, ac creams, firewalls, gypsys, poodle cock longshots, etc we want you, you serve a purpose. Come , come join us. "

It's not worth it, but do as you must if you insist.

trepidation is a beautiful thing
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#145391 - 02/12/06 04:59 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

shades of the supposed BGOL invasion, though gypsy's actually outstripped ol' brailleface in motivating her squad of dygenics





No attention span. Within a day or so their eyes will fall on the erotic possibilities of spatual spanking and the whole thing will blow over.

I was wondering where Dan's first post was, as this was his second. Well, there's nothing like making a great first impression:

Quote:

i could watch her stuff hey i am a guy that weighs 330 so i am not to picky.... i will say she changed alot i remember her all skinny i do like her curves i want to see if she takes it in the ass still after beingi n the pen for a while.. i wish her the best anyone know her agent is






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#145392 - 02/12/06 05:00 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
god it only gets more juicy with this male sow.

what makes a stalker/adt post
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#145393 - 02/12/06 05:08 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Dan Bauer on defending Bella before the Goth hordes known as xtp:
i dotn care i am signing up for that palce and going to have words with those fuckers
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#145394 - 02/12/06 05:09 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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O man, there's blood in the water and the sharks are all excited.

I may need to get a more comfy chair for this one.



And BTW, what the hell is my lovely Belladonna doing with her look?

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#145395 - 02/12/06 05:10 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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I think this sums up the gentleman in question:

it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years
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#145396 - 02/12/06 05:12 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I think this sums up the gentleman in question:

it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years




You'll know him when he gets here. He'll be the 300 pounder in a tinfoil hat, carrying a garbage can lid as a shield and a wooden sword.

He sounds like he's sitting in a fort in someones backyard, planning a raid on the kids down the street with all the playboy magazines.

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#145397 - 02/12/06 05:14 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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#145398 - 02/12/06 05:15 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
My God, this guy is mentally incapable of revealing what a gigantic fat fuck he is in every single post (ironically, about the Evil Melissa Lauren escorting, about which the consensus on ADT seems to be "How wonderful she's sharing her sexuality with us!"):

Quote:

yes how much would lucy lee be i would love to know her and lauren phoenix and nautica thorn who now is married so deal there.... maybe gert 2 of them and just have them go at each other

and watch i am realistic no amount of money is going to help my cause till i lose like 100 pounds then maybe soem cash could help


dan





To which XPT's own Christian (the Mr. Clean guy) replies:

Quote:

maybe grammar and syntax would help your cause my friend.





Ha! Didn't know you had it in you chico.
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#145399 - 02/12/06 05:18 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i love that moron eric381's primal screams of "LOCK IT! I CAN"T BEAR IT! JUST LOCK IT!" throughout that thread. what a douche, almost as funny as the fact bauer's teeth are worn down to the size of chicklets from grazing pasture-grasses.

christian's one of the better eggs in porn, imho.
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#145400 - 02/12/06 05:23 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Okay I won't be able to handle this if this guy isn't real. So if its a made up account by someone here please step forward now before i put all my faith back into jesus as he has clearly shown he has a purpose for me on this earth. (monkey waits 20 seconds and no one steps forward)

Okay im looking through my cage handbook and yep, we can take on a 330 pound stalker with a heart of gold and the social awareness of a teenage amish boy.
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#145401 - 02/12/06 05:27 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
Christian is good people as we said back in Amman, especially the way he tried to talk Ryan down off the ledge and get him to quit digging so deep. Bishop and Christian as mods can replace Gen and JRV and I'd dance a little jig like Hitler in Warsaw.
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#145402 - 02/12/06 05:32 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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O.M.G.! I love it! Somebody please tell me that this is my fault for regging over there as therealgypsie and posting the cowpic(which I must credit as the most inspired pshopping effort I've seen here)They took it down so quick I thought no one saw it.I'm gonna hemmorage...
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#145403 - 02/12/06 05:34 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Quote:

O.M.G.! I love it! Somebody please tell me that this is my fualt for regging over there as therealgypsie and postingt the cowpic(which I must credit as the most inspired pshopping effort I've seen here)They took it down so quick I thought no one saw it.I'm gonna hemmorage...





Why was this NOT linked here, dear god. Is it still up? someone please link it here if it is.
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#145404 - 02/12/06 05:39 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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I posted it under the photos thread and I was only up for a few hours on fri. morn. they took it down so quick there was no time to link.Don't tell me they were offended
Can't they take a joke?
Look who's a mod over there
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#145405 - 02/12/06 05:43 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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This is what happens when the fucking liberals slap warning labels on everything. Darwinism cannot be denied, and you tinker with natural selection at your peril.

Take away the accidental death of drinking Drano or this Mack truck of a man making toast in the shower, and the world gets to behold the spectacle of another fanboy spending his money on clothing for pornwhores.

I wish I were joking. I'm not.

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i sent the last set of stuff off on wed to bella she should have it all by monday and then we will hear how it is i feel i did ok on the first time not great so i am all ready thinking what i can do to top myslef for next tiem









AC... we did you wrong, man.
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#145406 - 02/12/06 05:46 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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oh, he's also soliciting "bill" to buy him savanna samson wine, she's an alcoholic
isn't giving booze to the retarded illegal bill?
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#145407 - 02/12/06 06:19 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Who wants to bet we can bounce a 2x4 off this guy's head and he won't feel a thing? Thankfully I downloaded all those AEE pics to my harddrive. Apparently "Right side up" isn't one of dan's strong points.
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#145408 - 02/12/06 06:26 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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Can I briefly go off topic and make an empassioned plea to posters not to use imageshack or any other shitty picture storage site for hotlinking.

If I see that frog one more time around the net I may have to let Mr Fistie meet Mr Monitor.
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#145409 - 02/12/06 06:27 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

hey guys i think its time we start respecting the girls gypsy is a cool girl and deserves our respect i feel we need to get along ok


dan


I agree with you dan,and I do respect the "girls".However gypsie is a killerwhale that given an opportunity will pluck your head off like a ripe grape in one bite.As to the rest,well this is the sandbox for kids that don't play well with others.
Thanks for stopping by tho'...
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#145410 - 02/12/06 06:30 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the rage is strong within you. solid knowledge of sigf the other day, i just usually attribute everything he said to the blow, but solid nonetheless.

Quote:

Can I briefly go off topic and make an empassioned plea to posters not to use imageshack or any other shitty picture storage site for hotlinking.

If I see that frog one more time around the net I may have to let Mr Fistie meet Mr Monitor.


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#145411 - 02/12/06 06:35 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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Quote:

the rage is strong within you. solid knowledge of sigf the other day, i just usually attribute everything he said to the blow, but solid nonetheless.

Quote:

Can I briefly go off topic and make an empassioned plea to posters not to use imageshack or any other shitty picture storage site for hotlinking.

If I see that frog one more time around the net I may have to let Mr Fistie meet Mr Monitor.







sigf?



Go on, give us a kiss.



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#145412 - 02/12/06 06:40 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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the frood-dude, dude. are you a shrink?
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#145413 - 02/12/06 06:45 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Quote:

Quote:

the rage is strong within you. solid knowledge of sigf the other day, i just usually attribute everything he said to the blow, but solid nonetheless.

Quote:

Can I briefly go off topic and make an empassioned plea to posters not to use imageshack or any other shitty picture storage site for hotlinking.

If I see that frog one more time around the net I may have to let Mr Fistie meet Mr Monitor.







sigf?



Go on, give us a kiss.




gypsie?
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#145414 - 02/12/06 06:49 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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Quote:

the frood-dude, dude. are you a shrink?









Okie dokie, gotcha now.

Depends. How would that make you feel?


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#145415 - 02/12/06 06:53 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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my parents were absent, i'm patrick batemen, damn near same highschool, etc. i don't feel, save for the aged cat that lives with my parents. can i have your DEA# and rxpad, or the aussie equiv?
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#145416 - 02/12/06 07:09 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Has anyone really bothered to explain why the fuck this chick went on National TV and did a "boo hoo" piece with Barbara Walters (or was it Maria Shriver...Katie Couric??? Fuck I forget, in fact i think i missed it and just read about it...)

She sure as shit doesnt look or act like a victim...what the fuck is going on here? Am I too assume there are disingenuous people in Porn? *gasp* *shock *wheeze* No, I cant believe it...shocking...just, just shocking...


Fucking tatooed circus freaks...
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#145417 - 02/12/06 07:13 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Quote:

my parents were absent, i'm patrick batemen, damn near same highschool, etc. i don't feel, save for the aged cat that lives with my parents. can i have your DEA# and rxpad, or the aussie equiv?








http://www.angelfire.com/movies/badboybubby/bubintro.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Boy_Bubby


You must see this film. Speaking of cats, at one stage he wraps the cat in glad-wrap kills it and spends much time with it subsequently.

BAD BOY BUBBY
Nicholas Hope, Claire Benito, Carmel Johnson, Rachael Huddy
Directed by Rolf De Heer

Channel surfing with a film student pal one evening, I came across the unlikely sight of an apparently mentally retarded man shagging his mum. Checking that, yes, I was awake, and no, this wasn’t Channel Five, I carried on watching. What unfolded was one of the most touching stories that I have ever seen. Bad Boy Bubby is the story of a full-grown man, infantilised and completely cut off from the outside world, with no friends except a dead cat wrapped in clingfilm, and an overbearing mother that would don a gas mask to go down the shops. After ten minutes exploring Bubby’s claustrophobic cosmos, the story gets underway after he accidentally kills his parents (via the trusty clingfilm method), and leaves his claustrophobic world behind for the very first time. Bad Boy Bubby sort of fits into the same “feral child” genre as Nell – although Nell never robs a petrol station with a foetid cat in a suitcase and a bit of mimicked police brutality – and follows the naïve manchild as he wanders from situation to situation. Manipulated, accepted and rejected by many different people along the way, Bubby accepts everybody at face value, rather like a child or a puppy, and his utter lack of complexity is a lot of fun to watch.
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#145418 - 02/12/06 07:22 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i don't have the attention-span to be much of a movie-goer. i'm fully-satisfied with being able to write my own scripts and not getting my older sis in trouble. god, you're a sick fuck matt, and one of us.
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#145419 - 02/12/06 07:28 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Fucking tatooed circus freaks...


excuse me?


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#145420 - 02/12/06 10:40 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Quote:

i don't have the attention-span to be much of a movie-goer. i'm fully-satisfied with being able to write my own scripts and not getting my older sis in trouble. god, you're a sick fuck matt, and one of us.





OK, but you don't know what you're missing.

It is completely hilarious.


Would it help if I told you he has a fascination with tits?

And one scene involves him coming upon some old ladies with big boobs and he starts feeling them and gets handbag bashed?


A true classic. A must see.
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#145421 - 02/13/06 05:41 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Fucking tatooed circus freaks...


excuse me?





Bish, that's something I might be caught dead hanging on my wall ... it's pseudo religious and even militaristic in a Crusades kinda way (I just watched Kingdom of Heaven, cool flick)...that gets a pass....Bella's "Skittle's Rainbow Tat" across half her torso is another story, especially if you have a family history of Diabetes...
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#145422 - 02/13/06 05:50 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Registered: 09/23/04
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And of course, everyone is still skating around the obvious here, which is that thing needs some flames photoshopped on it just to keep things rolling.

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#145423 - 02/13/06 07:44 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I remember when I used to like you.Okay I remember when I didn't hate you.Kinda like fayner before he came on and tried to tell me about the black experience?
It's not enough for you,that I go to hell with you.Do you fucking have to make me drive too?


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#145424 - 02/13/06 10:00 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
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There aren't many shades of difference between you and I, my black brother, just like the Hindu hotel owner said to Denzell in Mississippi Masala. That's why I voted for Wallace Gator Bradley in the last election and will send a maximum contribution to Sug should he get out of the Supermax and run for office. My people are now on our third decade of exploiting whitey's consumption of oil that's destroying their civilization. The black man is used to being ripped off body, mind and soul but finally created a nicotine-like product in gangsta rap that destroys white culture yet still creates an insatiable demand among its victims. And you know, if you guys need any help with that me and Moammar are always here to help.
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#145425 - 02/13/06 10:14 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Speaking of all things Bella, I never knew she was a midget.





She looks so much taller.
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#145426 - 02/13/06 02:02 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Can anyone tell me who this girl is that is being tag teamed by Bishop and Brandon Irons It looks like Padova

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#145427 - 02/13/06 05:23 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Never done a midget and dont have black frizzy hair. That chick has long legs just the way Swami likes them. Although I believe thats Lena Ramon.

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#145428 - 02/13/06 05:45 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

This is what happens when the fucking liberals slap warning labels on everything. Darwinism cannot be denied, and you tinker with natural selection at your peril.

Take away the accidental death of drinking Drano or this Mack truck of a man making toast in the shower, and the world gets to behold the spectacle of another fanboy spending his money on clothing for pornwhores.

I wish I were joking. I'm not.

Quote:

i sent the last set of stuff off on wed to bella she should have it all by monday and then we will hear how it is i feel i did ok on the first time not great so i am all ready thinking what i can do to top myslef for next tiem









AC... we did you wrong, man.




Can one of you ADT posters get this guy to post over here so Jeff can log his I.P. and eventually get him arrested? I'm definitly not a carnie freak Bella supporter but its only a matter of time before this "guy" kills her. The writing is on the wall.

That fuckin dyke Steph encourages this shit. C'mon whores post over at ADT and then let me introduce you to all the rabid psychopaths (AC CREAM, noahped, DAN, Saratoga, etc.) who will stalk you to your dying days.

Together, our efforts helped spare Christie Lee, we can do it again.
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#145429 - 02/13/06 05:50 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Take it easy on Gypsy

From: bauer024

You don't know me but im a close friend of gypsy. She told me not to come here but I couldn't stand back and let her take this abuse anymore, I see you are one of the ring leaders and just wanted to ask you nicely to please lay off her. Im sure you're a nice guy and this is just a simple misunderstanding, thanks for your time Dan



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#145430 - 02/13/06 06:45 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Take it easy on Gypsy

From: bauer024

You don't know me but im a close friend of gypsy. She told me not to come here but I couldn't stand back and let her take this abuse anymore, I see you are one of the ring leaders and just wanted to ask you nicely to please lay off her. Im sure you're a nice guy and this is just a simple misunderstanding, thanks for your time Dan





damn... looks like he broke out the spell check and grammer guide for ya...usually his writing needs the Retard Rosetta Stone for decoding.
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#145431 - 02/13/06 08:02 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Well, I think Dan has a point. Gypsy's no worse than the rest of us. Fatter, yes, uglier, yes, and more annoying--sure--but... eh...

In the spirit of Dan's Rodney King like exortations to reconcile, I'd like to throw a poll topic out here.


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#145432 - 02/13/06 11:07 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Ok I found these floating around and thought you should see them.



I hate to edit posts but i have to draw the line when you have a cock photoshopped in near a kids mouth.




Edited by smelly monkey (02/14/06 12:14 AM)

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#145433 - 02/14/06 12:15 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Take it easy on Gypsy

From: bauer024

You don't know me but im a close friend of gypsy. She told me not to come here but I couldn't stand back and let her take this abuse anymore, I see you are one of the ring leaders and just wanted to ask you nicely to please lay off her. Im sure you're a nice guy and this is just a simple misunderstanding, thanks for your time Dan





damn... looks like he broke out the spell check and grammer guide for ya...usually his writing needs the Retard Rosetta Stone for decoding.





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#145434 - 02/14/06 12:58 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Its valetines day hold off on the combat and flaming plz

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#145435 - 02/15/06 09:11 AM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



Has anyone really bothered to explain why the fuck this chick went on National TV and did a "boo hoo" piece with Barbara Walters (or was it Maria Shriver...Katie Couric??? Fuck I forget, in fact i think i missed it and just read about it...)

She sure as shit doesnt look or act like a victim...what the fuck is going on here? Am I too assume there are disingenuous people in Porn? *gasp* *shock *wheeze* No, I cant believe it...shocking...just, just shocking...


Fucking tatooed circus freaks...




The fucking cunt should be blacklisted.
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#145436 - 05/01/07 11:04 PM Re: It's Go Time Bitches!
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
FWIW...one of the earliest incarnations of the "Pride."

Generally, the unofficial rules for a Pride sighting were:
1. The Pride operated in the Cage
2. Only the official Pride photo was used
3. John Floofin was usually the one to deploy it

Now you know.

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