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#145362 - 02/07/06 08:02 PM
It's Go Time Bitches!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enemies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready
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#145363 - 02/07/06 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Your post is well timed, motherfucker. There are still plenty of knuckledragging mouthbreathers roaming this place. Lately I think they are posting in foreign languages. They can't fucking read and they sure can't type. I can't even understand them at all and I get stupid as shit PMs that make even less sense. They got no respect for the place, and don't even take the two or three hours it would take to read up before they go posting bullshit about do Tierneys tits sag or is belladonna on dope or what not. We need to clean house, for sure.
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#145364 - 02/07/06 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enenies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready
Given its common knowledge that bishop is my son and that i was what is known as an "absent father" physically through his early years this is to me what seeing their little kid hit a home run in little league is to present fathers. He is right, we need to do more luring, lots of the cage posters read and post at other boards where there is still plenty of gazelles for the cage lions to feast on. for all the swamis, kara noxs, wankusesseses, garfields, pre med sammuras, green lanterns, ac creams, firewalls, gypsys, poodle cock longshots, etc we want you, you serve a purpose. Come , come join us.
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#145366 - 02/09/06 08:43 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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I agree with Bishop. Let's move on, Sammura bashing =  All the other targets are too easy. Find some sacred cows to slaughter, like industry icons, not ducks in the pool and easy mark ass bitches like firewall & ac cream. They're not going away & they don't get the point. It may be funny and it is  , but the joke is wearing thin when mindless newbies all jump on the usual victims poorly imitating the same attacks made by your cage icons. Time to step up your game.
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#145367 - 02/09/06 04:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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The writing is on the wall.It's time for the cage to (in the words of my bestest friend to the end United States Marine Corps. Staff Sgt.Tresstun Daniels)MAN THE FUCK UP! There are currently NO EASY TARGETS! Sammura has achieved some level of sanity.There are no Brandons,Swamis or Gypsies to push around and Ryan has self distructed.As a group now is the time to recruit new scape-goats! To lure in unsuspecting whipping boys(or dykes whatever)If we do not go forth and drag back fresh meat ,then surely the cage will turn on itself and begin to feast much like a cat will kill its litter if you pee on it.
I know that my father is not here to lead you,nor pick out the easy targets.He has prepared us for this moment.Know in your hearts that we are ready to do battle with anyone who has the balls to sit behind a keyboard and voice their opinion!
Some of you are untested.You may have only been here during the salad days of the past six months ,when enemies have been many and stupid,like shooting fish in a barrel.Fortunately there are enough veterans to lead by example.Follow us and the future of the cage will be secure.It will be here so that your children will have a place to go to vent their spleen or masturbate.If any of you should fall in battle, know that your death was noble.Don't go out posting punctuation marks.
I may get through this with you....ahem...But but if I do not,please tell my ex-wife I still cannot stand her and let my son know ....let him know Daddy never did a strap-on scene....Where is my Capt.Kyoto?We need to plan manuvers and do surveilance on mark ass bitches.Stand by for your orders,do not attack each other ....be ready
I'd say attack me for some fun but I'm not going to be able to keep up.
What's this about your ex???? She catch you Masturbating over the neighbors poodle? When her lawyers are finished doing a strap on scene is going to look rather pleasant. So pick your partner buddy: Gia, Mandy, either Gen, Teirney or Hailey.
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#145369 - 02/09/06 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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dudes, i have read about 20 pages of this forum and you all should be on tv, tremendous work 
Assuming you're on the square, (and a Scot with a handle like "El Ryano" following on the heels of another ryans sphincter blowout is certainly suspicious), you are to be commended on doing a little homework. It's just basic netiquette, like not typing in all caps and not making your first post be "HEY WHERE CAN I GET FREE PASSWURDZ"
Hope you enjoy it here.
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#145370 - 02/09/06 06:20 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 12
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dudes, i have read about 20 pages of this forum and you all should be on tv, tremendous work
Assuming you're on the square, (and a Scot with a handle like "El Ryano" following on the heels of another ryans sphincter blowout is certainly suspicious), you are to be commended on doing a little homework. It's just basic netiquette, like not typing in all caps and not making your first post be "HEY WHERE CAN I GET FREE PASSWURDZ"
Hope you enjoy it here.
oh i am on the level dude hahaha, always good to read a bit to see if its worth posting and it certainly looks like it here.
fair play to me cannae help my first name although i am pleased in me maw's good taste in name plus i am unscathed in the sphincter region and intend on staying that way 
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#145371 - 02/09/06 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, pass on dude. It's dark here, but traveling is half the fun.
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#145372 - 02/09/06 06:41 PM
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Registered: 02/09/06
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Well, pass on dude. It's dark here, but traveling is half the fun.
cheers 
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#145377 - 02/12/06 03:55 PM
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Registered: 02/12/06
Posts: 2
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gypsy = ryan knox 
What a fag you are for using icons
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#145379 - 02/12/06 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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so dan's fat, and dan's been a pussy all of his life--THE CAGE is going to be the location of dan's EPIPHANIC moment in his life--he's going to tell us all off gypsy and belladona will swoon at his manliness. he's gonna be a knight in shining armor--too bad we've got firearms. welcome to waterloo, bitch. good job so far dan, nice pictures on bella's site you fat fuck. someone get that lion picture out.
some highlights
"it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years "
i dotn care i am signing up for that palce and going to have words with those fuckers
then the sagacious words of another poster(you know you're fucked when someone named "skillZ" is giving you counsel)
"Dan just want to let you know that those small dick having assholes are SO NOT WORTH the time and effort your going to give them. You do what you want of course but as a friend I'm just letting you know that you going on there and TRYING to tell them something is not going to work. You would have better luck talking to a rock!"
but remember, this is a crystalizing moment in dan's life, he's manning up and going to speak his mind and tell us meanies off:
"i oculd not find the thread over ther ei am signed up and i will find them i respect what your saying skillz but they need to know they know nothing about bella
fuckign bums that is what they are is bums
dan"
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145383 - 02/12/06 04:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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do i personally want to kill any of those people? nah. would i be mad if someone shot them with a spear-fishing gun somewere non-vital? not really. are they pathetic bitches worthy of contempt? certainly.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145385 - 02/12/06 04:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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#145386 - 02/12/06 04:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I was wondering why this thread was getting so many reads. Gypsy's handicapable crew is gonna school us! This is so awesome. Gypsy just didn't care, and still insists she didn't care, while ragging on and on and trying to whip her lifestyle submissive army into a torch-bearing frenzy. Word to the wise: your little sperm whale of love came into my house, insulted the moderator here, insulted talent (Bishop, et. al.), and generally befouled this place with more than 1000 posts in six months, and is now drying her eyes in the fragrant forests of flygirl skillZ's ample armpits after one single post threw her over the edge. If you want to crawl out of your little gothic tunnel where you worship a gap-toothed skeez and her suitcase pimp, be my guest--we'll enjoy it. But the favor will be returned in kind. Dan, would you like to be the first up to the plate? Just let us know when you spit the shit out of your mouth so we can understand a fucking word you're saying and we'll begin. Oh, and Gypsy? For old times' sake, some retro signature artwork for you and skillz while chowing down on some plankton cakes.
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#145387 - 02/12/06 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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shades of the supposed BGOL invasion, though gypsy's actually outstripped ol' brailleface in motivating her squad of dysgenics
i can spell dysgenic, really i can
Edited by jamesn (02/12/06 05:10 PM)
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#145390 - 02/12/06 04:52 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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I like this post from Lilith "lil Goth Crunk" Baudelaire... Just a word of caution, my friend (I only say this because I care): they're deliberately trying to provoke people. This is from that website, "It's time to go bitches!" thread: "Given its common knowledge that bishop is my son and that i was what is known as an "absent father" physically through his early years this is to me what seeing their little kid hit a home run in little league is to present fathers. He is right, we need to do more luring, lots of the cage posters read and post at other boards where there is still plenty of gazelles for the cage lions to feast on. for all the swamis, kara noxs, wankusesseses, garfields, pre med sammuras, green lanterns, ac creams, firewalls, gypsys, poodle cock longshots, etc we want you, you serve a purpose. Come , come join us. " It's not worth it, but do as you must if you insist. trepidation is a beautiful thing 
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#145392 - 02/12/06 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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god it only gets more juicy with this male sow. what makes a stalker/adt post
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#145393 - 02/12/06 05:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Dan Bauer on defending Bella before the Goth hordes known as xtp:
i dotn care i am signing up for that palce and going to have words with those fuckers
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#145394 - 02/12/06 05:09 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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O man, there's blood in the water and the sharks are all excited. I may need to get a more comfy chair for this one. And BTW, what the hell is my lovely Belladonna doing with her look? 
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#145396 - 02/12/06 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think this sums up the gentleman in question:
it does not mater i am going to go over there and speak my peace insted of sitting on my ass and doing nothing like i been doing in my life for 37 years
You'll know him when he gets here. He'll be the 300 pounder in a tinfoil hat, carrying a garbage can lid as a shield and a wooden sword.
He sounds like he's sitting in a fort in someones backyard, planning a raid on the kids down the street with all the playboy magazines.
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#145398 - 02/12/06 05:15 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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My God, this guy is mentally incapable of revealing what a gigantic fat fuck he is in every single post (ironically, about the Evil Melissa Lauren escorting, about which the consensus on ADT seems to be "How wonderful she's sharing her sexuality with us!"): Quote:
yes how much would lucy lee be i would love to know her and lauren phoenix and nautica thorn who now is married so deal there.... maybe gert 2 of them and just have them go at each other
and watch i am realistic no amount of money is going to help my cause till i lose like 100 pounds then maybe soem cash could help
dan
To which XPT's own Christian (the Mr. Clean guy) replies:
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maybe grammar and syntax would help your cause my friend.
Ha! Didn't know you had it in you chico.
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#145399 - 02/12/06 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i love that moron eric381's primal screams of "LOCK IT! I CAN"T BEAR IT! JUST LOCK IT!" throughout that thread. what a douche, almost as funny as the fact bauer's teeth are worn down to the size of chicklets from grazing pasture-grasses.
christian's one of the better eggs in porn, imho.
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#145400 - 02/12/06 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Okay I won't be able to handle this if this guy isn't real. So if its a made up account by someone here please step forward now before i put all my faith back into jesus as he has clearly shown he has a purpose for me on this earth. (monkey waits 20 seconds and no one steps forward)
Okay im looking through my cage handbook and yep, we can take on a 330 pound stalker with a heart of gold and the social awareness of a teenage amish boy.
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#145402 - 02/12/06 05:32 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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O.M.G.! I love it! Somebody please tell me that this is my fault for regging over there as therealgypsie and posting the cowpic(which I must credit as the most inspired pshopping effort I've seen here)They took it down so quick I thought no one saw it.I'm gonna hemmorage...
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#145404 - 02/12/06 05:39 PM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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I posted it under the photos thread and I was only up for a few hours on fri. morn. they took it down so quick there was no time to link.Don't tell me they were offended  Can't they take a joke?  Look who's a mod over there 
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#145406 - 02/12/06 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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oh, he's also soliciting "bill" to buy him savanna samson wine, she's an alcoholic isn't giving booze to the retarded illegal bill?
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#145408 - 02/12/06 06:26 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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Can I briefly go off topic and make an empassioned plea to posters not to use imageshack or any other shitty picture storage site for hotlinking. If I see that frog one more time around the net I may have to let Mr Fistie meet Mr Monitor. 
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