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I could smile for awhile...





Morphine always works for me...tell them you have renal colic...when they ask for a urine sample and you are squirreled away in a bathroom, prick your finger with a pin and drip the blood in...

...dude, you do realize you are, in fact, the soul of this place, right? RIGHT??????



Oh man db that shit reminds me of a story. a couple years back i had some killer side pain like up in the kidney region a nigga was hurtin like a mofo. I used to smkoe major amuonts of weed to ease the pain right. Well after bouts a week of that shit i couldnt take it no more so moms & pops took me to the clinic. Well beofre i went i was terrified i hate the clinic. I smoked my weed and took like 6 lorazapan and chased all that with a mickeys malt liquer. Nigga was actually fucked up by the time i gots to the doc. SO anyways by the time the nurse lady called a nigga in i was trippin! she handed me a cup and tod me to go into the bathroom and fill it up. Fucking this nigga thought the ho wanted a cup full of cum so i went into the bathroom and first took a piss in the toliet and then sqeezed one out. When i handed the ho the cup filled with cum she was disgusted and just told me to leave. Nigga was wylin.