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#145326 - 02/07/06 04:02 PM I was alright, for awhile.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	I could smile for awhile... _________________________ Quah.
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#145327 - 02/07/06 04:12 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Bob, that's a natural side-effect of radiation, and you've probably been exposed to 7 million keys of it. It'll come back, just drink a lot of water and soak your feet in epsom salts. _________________________
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#145328 - 02/07/06 04:15 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	are those anti-bacterial? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145329 - 02/07/06 04:25 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I could smile for awhile... Morphine always works for me...tell them you have renal colic...when they ask for a urine sample and you are squirreled away in a bathroom, prick your finger with a pin and drip the blood in... ...dude, you do realize you are, in fact, the soul of this place, right? RIGHT?????? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#145330 - 02/07/06 04:34 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Quote: Quote: I could smile for awhile... Morphine always works for me...tell them you have renal colic...when they ask for a urine sample and you are squirreled away in a bathroom, prick your finger with a pin and drip the blood in... ...dude, you do realize you are, in fact, the soul of this place, right? RIGHT?????? Oh man db that shit reminds me of a story. a couple years back i had some killer side pain like up in the kidney region a nigga was hurtin like a mofo. I used to smkoe major amuonts of weed to ease the pain right. Well after bouts a week of that shit i couldnt take it no more so moms & pops took me to the clinic. Well beofre i went i was terrified i hate the clinic. I smoked my weed and took like 6 lorazapan and chased all that with a mickeys malt liquer. Nigga was actually fucked up by the time i gots to the doc. SO anyways by the time the nurse lady called a nigga in i was trippin! she handed me a cup and tod me to go into the bathroom and fill it up. Fucking this nigga thought the ho wanted a cup full of cum so i went into the bathroom and first took a piss in the toliet and then sqeezed one out. When i handed the ho the cup filled with cum she was disgusted and just told me to leave. Nigga was wylin.
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#145331 - 02/07/06 04:35 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	holy, holy shit. guapo's the funniest man ever. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145332 - 02/07/06 09:36 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	Quote: Quote: I could smile for awhile... Morphine always works for me...tell them you have renal colic...when they ask for a urine sample and you are squirreled away in a bathroom, prick your finger with a pin and drip the blood in... ...dude, you do realize you are, in fact, the soul of this place, right? RIGHT?????? Amen brother _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#145333 - 02/07/06 11:14 PM Re: I was alright, for awhile.
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I could smile for awhile... When I feel low, I look back at the single finest post in my year here: Quote: Dear Theo, Please send paints, canvasses, money, and the name of a good Paris attorney. I have been jailed due to slanderous, bourgeois charges made against me by a barmaid of ill repute. I needn't tell you these are of a sexual nature and as ridiculous as the others. Why, Theo! Oh why, must I be a man of intuition and passion in an age that values neither! Vincent There is no better example of your genius _________________________ You're all still alive?
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