Ryan Knox = Dumb Cunt.

Let's run down Ryan's lowlights, shall we?

1. Hideous tattoos.

2. Acne.

3. No wood.

4. No pop shot.

5. Takes it in the ass.

6. Bad hygiene.

7. Poor.

8. Borrows money from his relatives to stay afloat.

9. Threw a bitch fit at ADT when he couldn't get his computer to work.

What's so fuckin' hysterical is that nobody here is responsible for any of the initial denunciations of Ryan's character. All of that was brought to our attention by Ryan's peers, people who've reviewed his work, and even Ryan himself. But still, day after day, he shows up to vainly defend himself through feeble haiku-style shit talking that any preschooler would deem unimpressive.

Ryan, you're hideous and stupid. You're incapable of moving up in an industry of degenerate retards because those same degenerate retards laugh at you just as much as we do. Remember that, you dense faggot. There's a reason you barely work.