"Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits