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#145078 - 02/06/06 12:16 PM
a little birdie found this one for me
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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review of ryan knox and his wood problems! "2> Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless. Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak cum shot. "
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145079 - 02/06/06 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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review of ryan knox and his wood problems!
"2> Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
Oh man you are fuckin cruel.
You do your homework dont ya?  
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#145080 - 02/06/06 01:15 PM
Re: a little birdie found this one for me
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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review of ryan knox and his wood problems!
"2> Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
Man, when you get the CAVR guy to editorialize like that...you've done something wrong.
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#145082 - 02/06/06 01:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I think it's awful how all of you are trying to sabotage this young man's career. 
 what career?
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#145084 - 02/06/06 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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bitch, i'm just another brick in the wall. you just can't get wood or pop.
so sorry.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145085 - 02/06/06 09:44 PM
Re: a little birdie found this one for me
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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#145086 - 02/06/06 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hey, i'm your age.
why does mommy still send you money? aren't you working enough with those great scenes you do?
awww......poor, poor baby. your cock doesn't work and you have to get fucked up the ass, did you tell your parents about the strapon scene yet?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145092 - 02/06/06 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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dude, if you ever make it to the northeast, you're about 5" shorter than me, 30lbs ligher than me and being a d1 athlete away from being me. gimme a mexican wrestler mask and you come to me, i'll bounce your brain around in it's own fluids until it shuts down for good and your parents are saved your finanacial burden. give me about a round.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145093 - 02/06/06 10:01 PM
Re: a little birdie found this one for me
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
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Ha Ha, you wouldn't last a round pussy. 
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#145094 - 02/06/06 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ha!
have your parents buy a plane ticket. i get a mask. you get brain damage. sound like a deal?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145096 - 02/06/06 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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don't be, you're already a poster-boy for fragile x syndrome.
great review. mr. no-wood/weakload
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145098 - 02/06/06 10:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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great post limpdicked broccoli-chest
Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145099 - 02/06/06 10:13 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Whoa We've hit a wrinkle in time. Lamesn you're reaching. Are you that desperate to post the same thing twice? Give it a rest loser! 
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#145100 - 02/06/06 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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no, it's funny because it's true and a reviewed
Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145101 - 02/06/06 10:16 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145102 - 02/06/06 10:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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zzzz.....? like your penis in front of a chick?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145104 - 02/06/06 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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no. it's just funny that you pretend to be male talent and can't get wood. ha! ha! ha! ha!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145105 - 02/06/06 10:26 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145106 - 02/06/06 10:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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is that your penis? i can't see. same diff.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145108 - 02/06/06 10:29 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145109 - 02/06/06 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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ryan knox==flaccid around women, hard around strapons.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145110 - 02/06/06 10:32 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145111 - 02/06/06 10:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Vanessa & Ryan Knot (Lots of tattoos). In room. Touching. Topless.
Spanks her. Fingers her. BJ. Nude. Eats her. Screwing in
various positions with not much full woodie luck. Very weak
cum shot. "
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#145113 - 02/06/06 10:34 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145114 - 02/06/06 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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speechless and woodless. just like your scenes, knox.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145115 - 02/06/06 10:36 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145116 - 02/06/06 10:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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say something, retard. or did cassandra own you too badly the other day?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145118 - 02/06/06 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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do you have conversations with your penis when it betrays you on set? i've heard you call it "speedy"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145119 - 02/06/06 10:42 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145121 - 02/06/06 10:42 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#145122 - 02/06/06 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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your lips have burn-marks all over them, tweaker.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#145123 - 02/06/06 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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he just did it
again.
box!
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#145124 - 02/07/06 12:35 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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Ryan Knox = Dumb Cunt.
Let's run down Ryan's lowlights, shall we?
1. Hideous tattoos.
2. Acne.
3. No wood.
4. No pop shot.
5. Takes it in the ass.
6. Bad hygiene.
7. Poor.
8. Borrows money from his relatives to stay afloat.
9. Threw a bitch fit at ADT when he couldn't get his computer to work.
What's so fuckin' hysterical is that nobody here is responsible for any of the initial denunciations of Ryan's character. All of that was brought to our attention by Ryan's peers, people who've reviewed his work, and even Ryan himself. But still, day after day, he shows up to vainly defend himself through feeble haiku-style shit talking that any preschooler would deem unimpressive.
Ryan, you're hideous and stupid. You're incapable of moving up in an industry of degenerate retards because those same degenerate retards laugh at you just as much as we do. Remember that, you dense faggot. There's a reason you barely work.
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