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#145032 - 02/06/06 04:21 AM Monkey finds god
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I found god , im now dedicated to living a clean and healthy life devoted to helping others and spreading the word of our lord and savior. For as much as i have enjoyed posting at this board for the last few years it doesn't fit in with my new found beliefs, i wish you all the best as i take this next step in my life, if i have any say in who the new cage mod should be then id like to nominate bishop, good luck and god bless. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#145033 - 02/06/06 04:34 AM Re: Monkey finds god
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Oh, Monkey...honestly. You can't quit us. You're too far in la cosa nostra xpt. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#145034 - 02/06/06 07:04 AM Re: Monkey finds god
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I found god , im now dedicated to living a clean and healthy life devoted to helping others and spreading the word of our lord and savior. For as much as i have enjoyed posting at this board for the last few years it doesn't fit in with my new found beliefs, i wish you all the best as i take this next step in my life, if i have any say in who the new cage mod should be then id like to nominate bishop, good luck and god bless. I was a young lad when I decided that, even if I there was a god, I would not go looking for him. He's the one with the juice, he can find me...what caused this mentality to take hold inside my young, still-innocent, impressionable mind? HEY! Kool AID! .... "Oh Yeahhhhh!!!" ...and welcome to NEBRASKA _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#145035 - 02/06/06 07:07 AM Re: Monkey finds god
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	Shouldn't it be God as opposed to god! C'mon Monkey.... your slipping _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#145036 - 02/06/06 10:49 AM Re: Monkey finds god
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Monkey, I wish you the best as you develop a relationship with your new best buddy and savior. One word of advice: God will say a lot of shit to you, but when he tells you to strap a case of dynamite to your chest and go into a synagogue... that's when you listen. Allah Akhbar, my friend. _________________________
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#145037 - 02/06/06 05:54 PM Re: Monkey finds god
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: I found god , im now dedicated to living a clean and healthy life devoted to helping others and spreading the word of our lord and savior. What about your lifes work rid the world of all things jrv? _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#145038 - 02/06/06 06:59 PM Re: Monkey finds god
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I found god , im now dedicated to living a clean and healthy life devoted to helping others and spreading the word of our lord and savior. For as much as i have enjoyed posting at this board for the last few years it doesn't fit in with my new found beliefs, i wish you all the best as i take this next step in my life, if i have any say in who the new cage mod should be then id like to nominate bishop, good luck and god bless. Another lost to Jews for Jesus. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#145039 - 02/06/06 07:05 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	He didn't say who his lord and savior was though Zen- it could be Angelica Knight _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#145040 - 02/06/06 07:26 PM Re: Monkey finds god
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: What about your lifes work rid the world of all things jrv? Looks like he's turned over a new leaf: PM Quote: Subject: Im sorry jrv From: smelly monkey Date: 02/06/06 06:28 AM . For all the hurtful things ive said about you and your family, i found god and will now address my sins and try my best to live life the in gods image, take care and god bless He never did say which God however... _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#145041 - 02/06/06 08:24 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	I didn't even know he was missing....But I'm glad Monkey found him. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#145042 - 02/06/06 10:11 PM Re: Monkey finds god
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: hello arab From: smelly monkey Just wanted to let you know ive enjoyed your posts and that im moving on with my life and it doesn't involve this place anymore, ive found god, im not dedicating my life to him and the world of adult isn't something i can be a part of (however minor), god is always willing to talk to you if you are willing, god bless. _________________________
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#145043 - 02/06/06 10:26 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: Quote: hello arab From: smelly monkey Just wanted to let you know ive enjoyed your posts and that im moving on with my life and it doesn't involve this place anymore, ive found god, im not dedicating my life to him and the world of adult isn't something i can be a part of (however minor), god is always willing to talk to you if you are willing, god bless. doesn't he leave every other month? _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#145044 - 02/06/06 11:10 PM Re: Monkey finds god
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	I think monkey found this webpage which clearly illustrates that with God everything is possible. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#145045 - 02/06/06 11:34 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I'm really glad you found God Dad.The last time I saw him was in L.A. county jail.The sheriffs led me into a cell with four gangsters and threw one of their bedrolls at my feet and walked away.God being timely appeared to me as barely visible wisps of smoke in the corner of the cell.If I did'nt know it was him I could have easily thought that tears may have clouded my vision but that wasn't it cause you know I ain't no bitch.So God was all like "I'm here for you"and I knew he was cause he was speaking english.So I was thinking "so this is how it ends?"but God was like "No" "I'm here to save you ,not take you with me."So I was like "damn God I hope you got some skills or we gonna catch a powerful whippin"Then God was all"yeah I got you ,keep your hands and feet moving wildly, emit a high pitched scream and soil yourself while I go get the guards."I was about to ask God if maybe there might be a plan "B" but since he is God he knew what I was thinking and pushed me into the first two advancing gansters.They were caught off guard by the scratching and kicking but the soiling worked even better than I could have hoped for.And it's a good thing too,cause if they hadn't retreated in disgust I would have been in a bind because God never made it back.I think it was because he knew I was ok,or because it's a big place and all the cells look alike.I don't believe he was watching "Friends" in the dayroom.So monkey please tell God thank you as, I didn't get a chance too. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#145046 - 02/07/06 12:49 AM Re: Monkey finds god
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	I guess I'll use this thread to announce that as of next week I too will no longer be around. I'm dedicating myself fully to the Golden Dawn and its teachings. With hard work and perseverence, I should be a powerful sorcerer in two years time. Fear me, bitches! _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#145047 - 02/07/06 09:18 AM Re: Monkey finds god
khan fusion fka ghostshadow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/04 Posts: 327	2 years time? By that time you should be able to pull pull a rabbit out of your ass, a few card tricks, and saw your mother in half. I'm in the O.T.O., bitch. _________________________ Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#145048 - 02/07/06 10:09 AM Re: Monkey finds god
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Dude, Floofin's so right. The Golden Dawn sorcerers only roll the 20 sided die ONCE for damage. I had a roommate that followed this shit (the same one I've mentioned before, Darshan, whose mother admitted to doing acid twenty or thirty times when she was nursing). We had a party once and at about 2:00am, he brought the house down by playing a recording of Crowley reciting his godawful poetry while he and his fellow mage ran around conducting a "ritual". He later made me an amulet out of the peg of a wooden chair and a piece of string. I'm not an intolerant man when it comes to others' beliefs, but this power wizard worked at Taco Bell up in Evanston. Making really powerful tacos. _________________________
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#145049 - 02/07/06 11:58 AM Re: Monkey finds god
khan fusion fka ghostshadow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/04 Posts: 327	C'mon, you both really need to go read the Book Of Lies. _________________________ Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#145050 - 02/07/06 01:20 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Charlatans _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#145051 - 02/07/06 01:29 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: Dude, Floofin's so right. The Golden Dawn sorcerers only roll the 20 sided die ONCE for damage. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#145052 - 02/07/06 01:35 PM Re: Monkey finds god
khan fusion fka ghostshadow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/04 Posts: 327	Quote: Quote: Dude, Floofin's so right. The Golden Dawn sorcerers only roll the 20 sided die ONCE for damage. i think it means he still plays dungeons & dragons _________________________ Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#145053 - 02/07/06 01:51 PM Re: Monkey finds god
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: Quote: Dude, Floofin's so right. The Golden Dawn sorcerers only roll the 20 sided die ONCE for damage. Yeah its all you Random, I've never played any of those LARPey games myself. Not that there's anything wrong with 'em.
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#145054 - 02/07/06 03:57 PM Re: Monkey finds god
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Wasn't paying attention. You have more important problems though, such as overcoming your Wiccan adversaries casting their snow spells! _________________________
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#145055 - 02/07/06 06:07 PM Re: Monkey finds god
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Monkey, say a prayer for me. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#145056 - 02/07/06 08:50 PM Re: Monkey finds god
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey, say a prayer for me. im back. jewel denyle was right. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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