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#144957 - 02/05/06 04:40 PM Werner Herzog is Badass
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Herzog Shot During Interview
By WENN|Friday, February 03, 2006
HOLLYWOOD - German director Werner Herzog was shot by a crazed fan during a recent interview with the BBC.
The 63-year-old was chatting with movie journalist Mark Kermode about his documentary Grizzly Man, when a sniper opened fire with an air rifle.

Kermode explains, "I thought a firecracker had gone off.

"Herzog, as if it was the most normal thing in the world, said, 'Oh, someone is shooting at us. We must go.'

"He had a bruise the size of a snooker ball, with a hole in. He just carried on with the interview while bleeding quietly in his boxer shorts."

An unrepentant Herzog insisted, "It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid."

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#144958 - 02/05/06 05:12 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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This is the man who worked with Klaus Kinski and ate his shoe as a bet. I doubt anything can phase him.

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#144959 - 02/05/06 06:49 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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kinski and herzog are unstoppable; aguirre is the best movie of all time

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#144960 - 02/06/06 01:28 AM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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Kinski is pretty much dead, so he´s stoppable now.

But he fucked his own daughter, so that may count bonus points.

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#144961 - 02/06/06 03:03 AM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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Werner Herzog for Donkey Punch! He can take a blow to the head during the bts and keep on performing well into the scene.
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#144962 - 02/06/06 04:23 AM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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aguirre is the best movie of all time






i think i watched that movie hundred times


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#144963 - 02/06/06 01:40 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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An unrepentant Herzog insisted, "It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid."





Have I been misapplying the word "unrepentant" all these years? Or am I to understand that any bullets fired Herzog's way are automatically understood as justifiable due to the negative karma he has accumulated over the decades by putting his film crews in mortal danger on his many reckless location shoots?
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#144964 - 02/06/06 05:54 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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aguirre is the best movie of all time




"That man is a head Taller than me. That will change." - Aguirre
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#144965 - 02/06/06 09:22 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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This might be a dumb question, but is it true that Ian Curtis of Joy Division killed himself while watching Herzog's Stroszek? I think I heard it was during the dancing chickens part.
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#144966 - 02/06/06 09:38 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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i couldnt help but read that in the voice of butters and it was lovely
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#144967 - 02/06/06 09:40 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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Close. Or 'Closer' in a sense...heh, heh. After watching the Herzog's Stroszek, he hanged himself in the kitchen while listening to Iggy Pop.
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#144968 - 02/07/06 04:38 AM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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Close. Or 'Closer' in a sense...heh, heh. After watching the Herzog's Stroszek, he hanged himself in the kitchen while listening to Iggy Pop.




And he was listening to "Lust for Life". Fucking ironic.

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#144969 - 02/07/06 04:18 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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I find the way films the likes of 'Aguirre, the Wrath of God' and 'Stroszek' and 'Hearts of Glass' and 'Nosferatu' and 'Woyzeck' and 'Where the Green Ants Dream' have their titles tossed about here in the pursuit of trite jokery to be deeply disturbing.


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#144970 - 02/07/06 04:24 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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a-g ruled. i'm moving to the jungle, trust-fund et al.
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#144971 - 02/07/06 06:54 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned Cobra Verde. That was probably my favorite film the two worked on together. Kinski was probably on the verge of a breakdown at this point. Herzog had to direct him while pointing a gun to his head.
Good times. Has anyone seen my wallet?

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#144972 - 02/07/06 07:09 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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"The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser" kind of reminds me of Pris
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#144973 - 02/10/06 11:40 PM Re: Werner Herzog is Badass
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Thanks for the clarification. You're hot.
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