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#144914 - 02/05/06 02:52 PM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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dac's proved kinda OK despite my initial hatred of him. he's always been highly-amused by simp and myself on adt, i've driven him nuts a few times about being way too serious and judgemental for someone working in the most base of professions and if you call him out on it enough, he'll reply "beats flipping burgers". despite the self-righteous epic posts he writes.
he also HATES jrv to the point of accusing adt posters of being him, always a plus.never seen his shit and don't really plan to, so i can't comment on that.
i get the sense he's that kinda-smart kid everyone knew who just didn't know when shutting up even if he's right is the right thing to do. he's worked for more companies than rob longshot has despite being smarter than most people in porn, which kind of shows you just how much he's failed to shut the fuck up on boards, to luke, etc. instead of practicing self-immolation career-wise.
totally-unrelated, i started looking for him on the user list and got bored after the first two pages of the letter "d", but whenever i look through the lists of people who've signed up, it's comedy. so many ghosts of porners who made the account and never posted, presumably reading a bit in horror. or else they're all just buttmaster impersonating porn stars. some funny names in there though.
on an even less-related note, you made me check luke and i got the satisfaction of putting a name with a face. remember scott hoover/scottbiz from the JKP thread?
one other thing--how funny is it that someone's convinced they look "cool" because they're wearing a WOOLEN HAT in a presumably crowded bar in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. what a douche, how hardcore he must be, it really works for him with the stubble, which stops being cool sometime between 22 and when you get cool grey hairs in your beard. 
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#144922 - 02/06/06 02:46 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Registered: 06/30/04
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I like Velicity's vavoomies, but the other girl is a little scary.
That's a bad angle. She looks better here: http://freepornstarpix.com/alexis/imagepages/image29.html
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#144925 - 02/06/06 08:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Someone please bring back the Most Stupid Porn Whore Names thread and add Velicity Von to the list. Then follow right behind with Aralyn Barra, Shy Love, Jenna Presley, and Ms. Panther.
Just start giving them numbers. They're a lot easier to keep track of. Just ask any cattle rancher.
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#144927 - 02/25/06 02:57 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Jenna, your name is fine-- actually, I like it. It's much better than most of the names in the biz... one of the worst we've shot was "Ready Prince Jr.". I'm serious, that really was his porn name.
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#144931 - 02/25/06 09:42 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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David Aron Clarke= douchebag, pure and simple. The kind of douchebag Dirk Diggler was when he told the technician recording 'You've Got the Touch' to lower the bass and increase the volume of his vocal. You fanboys are douchebags by simple arithmetric association. 
This is preternatural for you, C...what gives?
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#144932 - 02/25/06 09:46 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i've never seen simp be so serious. it's so rare it's hard not to be swayed into the "douchebag" camp.
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#144936 - 02/28/06 07:59 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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*** ... He has a unhealthy obsession for the Asian female much worse than any Vietnam veteran... ***
What's wrong with having a preference for a certain type of female? Don't we all? Why is it "unhealthy"?
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#144937 - 02/28/06 08:41 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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*** ... He has a unhealthy obsession for the Asian female much worse than any Vietnam veteran... ***
What's wrong with having a preference for a certain type of female? Don't we all? Why is it "unhealthy"?
frosty's got a point. i have a thing for girls that dress up like snow white.. can't get enough of 'em
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#144941 - 02/28/06 10:17 AM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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frosty's got a point. i have a thing for girls that dress up like snow white.. can't get enough of 'em
I see where you're coming from - intoxicating!
Oooh, I get to be the first one to make a bitchy comment to the effect of 'From the size of her, it looks like she must of ate the Seven Dwarfs!'
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#144943 - 06/13/06 04:27 PM
Re: David Aaron Clark
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
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Thanks Holly, someone posted a list of bad names and I was on it =( But its all good, I happen to like my name heehee ill see you soon hun
xoxo JP
Ever consider Tam Barina? 
Can I please bleach out those horrible star tattoos?. They are like a ryan knox home kit for wood, just doesn't work.
Hahaha WHat a jokester you are!! My stars? I was fucking dumb at 16 and picked them off the wall... So PLEASE bleach that shit out... Is it free? lol
xoxo Jenna Presley
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