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#144772 - 02/08/06 10:41 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
pornloser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/05 Posts: 167	so you don't understand? your title under your names says i do nothing all day long! and this is from the people that think you're cool. you know more about belladonna then your own mother, ask yourself this, how many times has someone asked bella a question and you have to answer it right away because you know everything about her and porn. how many times have you defended her honor by letting some fool know the facts. you've posted there 2136 since 19 Aug 2005 that's over 12 post a day. now come on tell me that doesn't sound like a problem, we are all assholes but you managed to post here 1003 since 07/04/05 that's around 5 a day and you haven't posted here in how long? this doesn't sound healthy, cause that's not counting myspace and wherever else you go and graze on the internet. Attachments 139212-chilling1oo.png (56 downloads)
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#144773 - 02/08/06 11:12 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	shut the fuck up and keep asking lame asses who don't get laid online what's a good idea for you next crappy ass video line.your great days are behind you my friend. Quote: I was telling Tony that what we need on this site is a XPT graveyard.You know click on the graveyard link and you would see tombstones of the posters that have been killed here.It would be like a walk down memory lane and when a poster like Sammura comes back we could have a ghost rising out of the grave.I dont know but it seems like a good idea to me. _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#144774 - 02/08/06 11:16 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: shut the fuck up and keep asking lame asses who don't get laid online what's a good idea for you next crappy ass video line.your great days are behind you my friend. Hey Sammura, other than Bishop, who or what do you like?
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#144775 - 02/08/06 11:20 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	Quote: Quote: shut the fuck up and keep asking lame asses who don't get laid online what's a good idea for you next crappy ass video line.your great days are behind you my friend. Hey Sammura, other than Bishop, who or what do you like? The ho likes her some crack. _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#144776 - 02/08/06 11:41 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: ok. does it count if they have the meltdown on another board, here take a look towards the bottom God this is fucking awesome. Quote: Glad you got to save em. Cause people on another forum took my pictures from here and put them there. Plus they are always insulting me there. Not that I give a fuck, believe me I dont. I know who I am and what I am. You think I dont know Im fat? I look in the fucking mirror everyday. Tell me something I dont know. That's really all they can target cause there is nothing wrong with me. Oh and they said Im very ugly. SHE LOVES THE ATTENTION! This is a fucking renaissance in Cage culture. Just since this honeypot of a thread was launched, Ryan's gone off the deep end, Kara Nox is cleaning up traces of her hooking (it wasn't just at the Chicken Ranch), and Gypsy's nailed the fucking coffin door shut. Hi Sammura how's it going. _________________________
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#144777 - 02/08/06 12:36 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	i like people who come up with idea on their own, not followers, and fuck monkey's left nut aka bishop Quote: Quote: shut the fuck up and keep asking lame asses who don't get laid online what's a good idea for you next crappy ass video line.your great days are behind you my friend. Hey Sammura, other than Bishop, who or what do you like? _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#144778 - 02/08/06 12:37 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
pornloser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/05 Posts: 167	From one of her pals: They're fucking jealous Gypsy.. that's obvious.. not only that but they don't have a life like we do.. Geez, do you feel like you're back in middle school or something? oh yeah i am so jealous, i only wish i was that sexy and cool Attachments 139241-ourrake.jpg (10 downloads)
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#144779 - 02/08/06 12:51 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Summeria...Do you think your ass could be any shinier? thanks in advance _________________________
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#144780 - 02/08/06 12:53 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Holy Christ! its the airbrush artist down on the boardwalk!!! _________________________
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#144781 - 02/08/06 01:26 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	What is that appliance?
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#144782 - 02/08/06 10:34 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: bravo! bravo! encore It still sucks to know its brandon but ohh well, hes more evil then me. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144783 - 02/12/06 04:00 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
NeoNazi ADT regular Registered: 02/12/06 Posts: 2	Quote: Quote: bravo! bravo! encore Looks like you all are a bunch of gay fuckers who like to tuck your sorry excuse of a dick between your legs while your boyfriend fucks you in the ass.
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#144784 - 02/12/06 05:46 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: Quote: bravo! bravo! encore Looks like you all are a bunch of gay fuckers who like to tuck your sorry excuse of a dick between your legs while your boyfriend fucks you in the ass. Well if you ask me thats far better than being the type of pussy that tries to come off as "hard"by picking a mean username. FAGGOT _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#144785 - 02/12/06 06:14 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	_________________________
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#144786 - 02/14/06 12:37 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	This one didn't happen in the Cage, but it's a good one. Skim through this thread and watch Tony Comstock (TonyC) come in nipping at everyones heels until he finally gets spanked and pisses himself. He was recently voted "Most Emo Poster" at ADT
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#144787 - 02/14/06 05:19 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Oh yeah that was good.
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#144788 - 02/20/06 09:21 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
John_Stewart ADT regular Registered: 07/23/05 Posts: 7	Monkey Snot You conveniently forget to mention your lame ass pleading for the return of your circle jerk club after they ran off like little bitches whining about their pussies hurting to the fanboy forum http://heh.pl/&2J5
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#144789 - 02/20/06 09:23 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey Snot You conveniently forget to mention your lame ass pleading for the return of your circle jerk club after they ran off like little bitches whining about their pussies hurting to the fanboy forum http://heh.pl/&2J5 Tony? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144790 - 02/20/06 07:26 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Skim through this thread and watch Tony Comstock (TonyC) come in nipping at everyones heels until he finally gets spanked and pisses himself. Fuck this is one of the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I almost blew juice all over my keyboard. I had to save for prosterity[sic](you know what I mean). Quote: You have really shown your ignorance. Quote: Oooo, I'm Bornyo, I'm Bornyo! I have a Johnny Cash picture in my avitar. I'm from the South. I know about guns and hunting and dogs and fishing and burbon. I'm Bornyo. I'm Bornyo. I'm kinda of busy these days with my job and my kids (I love my kids!) so I don't have as much time to hunt as a I used to, so I head on over to the Dixie Sportsman's lodge. It's a sweet deal. They guraentee I'll kill something or my money back! You can't beat that with a stick. I'm Bornyo. I'm Bornyo. Those pen-raised birds don't run - hold real tight they do. Sometime you have to kick the bush to make'em bust, so to give 'em a fair chance I use a 28. Any fool can kill a bird with a 12 ga, but it real skill to do it with a 28 ga. I'm Bornyo. Oooo, I'm Bornyo, I'm Bornyo! I have a Johnny Cash picture in my avitar. I'm from the South. I know about guns and hunting and dogs and fishing and burbon. I'm Bornyo. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#144791 - 02/20/06 07:58 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Fuck this is one of the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I almost blew juice all over my keyboard. I had to save for prosterity[sic](you know what I mean). I liked that one so much I quoted it in its entirety in my reply so it couldn't be edited. It's currently featured as my away message on aim, too. He kicked his dog that night, I am sure.
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#144792 - 09/17/06 06:17 AM Re: Best Meltdowns
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	pornactorforhire's meltdown has to be the strangest of any of them. there are like 83 screenames of his-every thread i open turns into have2cit taking target practice at him, him getting banned, then returning with a NEW screename in the same thread. he's lost his shit. totally deranged. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#144793 - 09/17/06 08:56 AM Re: Best Meltdowns
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: pornactorforhire's meltdown has to be the strangest of any of them. there are like 83 screenames of his-every thread i open turns into have2cit taking target practice at him, him getting banned, then returning with a NEW screename in the same thread. he's lost his shit. totally deranged. Hard to believe that a fella who gets as much work as he does (not to mention managing all those pension funds on the side) can spend 12 hours a day creating fake useraccounts here just to go nyah nyah nyah for 10 seconds at a time. You know, I'm starting to think he's NOT as successful as he led us to believe! _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#144794 - 09/17/06 09:19 AM Re: Best Meltdowns
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	We will find out who he is tomorrow when he walks into his work and and just starts shooting. You said I'm not a pornstar, "BAM". You said I have a small penis "BAM". I am to better than Gia "BAM". PAFH please don't forget to save that last bullet for yourself.
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#144795 - 09/17/06 09:52 AM Re: Best Meltdowns
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: pornactorforhire's meltdown has to be the strangest of any of them. there are like 83 screenames of his-every thread i open turns into have2cit taking target practice at him, him getting banned, then returning with a NEW screename in the same thread. he's lost his shit. totally deranged. I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post. _________________________
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#144796 - 09/17/06 12:02 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
ItsAllYou ADT regular Registered: 09/17/06 Posts: 3	Quote: I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post. That would be the greatest mod-meltdown in XPT history. What's Chico so scared of?
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#144797 - 09/17/06 12:22 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post. That would be the greatest mod-meltdown in XPT history. What's Chico so scared of? Definately not you. Your like the Jehovah's Witness. You keep coming here and everyone knows it and you know your not welcomed or liked, but yet you have a need to be disruptive, immature and just flatout annoying. _________________________
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#144798 - 09/17/06 12:47 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	CryItOut (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy pathetic needle dicked psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children. Thank you for your support.
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#144799 - 09/17/06 12:48 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
CryItOut ADT regular Registered: 09/17/06 Posts: 13	Every time 'have2cit' throws a tantrum, it's a red-flag he's responding to a valid point. Quote: you have a need Nah, Gia Jordan and Tony Malice felt the need to call me porn-faker, which is pathetic since the only porn-faker is Gia Jordan. Not even an army of toads like you can change that. XPT's new motto: "We censor more than ADT, but have fewer hot chicks."
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#144800 - 09/17/06 01:31 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I am calling you a lying little bitch in front of all these people, you could shut me up instantly with a pointer to who you are or what youâ€™ve done. Why donâ€™t you, itâ€™s because you are a lying little bitch who canâ€™t prove anything. Gia may have taken a break from porn for a few months but you still have one thing in common. Gia has done just as many porn scenes in the last month as you have done your whole life, zero. Until you can prove otherwise you are just a liar.
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#144801 - 09/17/06 02:22 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	that's just fucking awesome--i cast that post out to see how long it'd take before i'd get a strike. that was like catching farm-raised trout-he really IS that stupid and predictable. hook, line, and sinker bitch---how sad is it that your behavior can be reduced to that of a dumb fish? you can't figure out how to do much but eat, breathe and react in the exact same fashion to any mention of your name. you're lower than mammals now. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#144802 - 09/17/06 02:35 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I'd say more of a catfish, than a trout, because they share the same grill.
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#144803 - 09/17/06 02:53 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
xpt0000 ADT regular Registered: 09/17/06 Posts: 5	Back to the topic of this thread, Quote: Quote: I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post. That would be the greatest mod-meltdown in XPT history. What's Chico so scared of?
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#144804 - 09/17/06 02:54 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I'd say more of a catfish, than a trout, because they share the same grill.
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#144805 - 09/17/06 02:58 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	The ironic thing is that by creating new ID's constantly PAFH is actually driving up the number of registered users and I believe that Tony M gets a commission from the Internetâ„¢ based on the number of registered users. _________________________
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#144806 - 09/17/06 03:26 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Back to the topic of this thread, Quote: Quote: I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post. That would be the greatest mod-meltdown in XPT history. What's Chico so scared of? _________________________
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#144807 - 09/17/06 03:35 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
redish Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/27/06 Posts: 323 Loc: Back in Gia's camera case	Quote: I'd say more of a catfish, than a trout, because they share the same grill. Not to mention both bottom feeders ... _________________________ Me??? I HAAAATE unconditional love. It's like winning by default. --- Baby g
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#144808 - 09/17/06 03:37 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
x005 ADT regular Registered: 09/17/06 Posts: 1	Quote: I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x.
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#144809 - 12/04/06 08:35 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Bump
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#144810 - 12/05/06 01:57 PM Re: Best Meltdowns
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Surely there's SOMEONE else missing from this list? But who? Who could it be? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#144811 - 01/03/07 11:32 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	New contestant. It took one day to go from fun to hatred to homosexuality to scat to bestiality to penalty box. I hope those pictures are somewhere in my browser cache. ed: they are Attachments 202967-badmove.jpg (12 downloads) Edited by Willie D (01/03/07 12:08 PM)
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#144812 - 01/03/07 11:39 AM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	go after jeffy and you die, kike _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#144813 - 01/03/07 12:27 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Attachments 202976-Phlog back b.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#144814 - 01/03/07 12:46 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny! _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#144815 - 01/03/07 03:46 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Walrus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/19/06 Posts: 310	Quote: So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny! What happened? All I remember was Charles giving him hell and then Jeff telling everyone she was a he, I remember something about a poll asking who was tired of the anal lab stuff then Phlog is in timeout? What did I miss? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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#144816 - 01/03/07 03:49 PM Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quite possibly the photoshopped mess of Jeff shitting on himself? That was pretty gross, much less enough to draw the ire of the top dog. Quote: Quote: So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny! What happened? All I remember was Charles giving him hell and then Jeff telling everyone she was a he, I remember something about a poll asking who was tired of the anal lab stuff then Phlog is in timeout? What did I miss? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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