Given the cages recent world record for attempted law suits it got me thinking, in the cages short history we have manage to break quiet a few who deserved to be broken, heres some of my favorites, please feel free to post yours.


Swami: granted a lot of this took place before the cage even existed it was finished off in the cage, mostly by jeff and tony but id like to think that many of the cage posters had a hand in it too. Although his meltdown wasn't as fierce as his good friend sammuras it was still entertaining and the many stalker stories that came out during it were both fascinating and disturbing.

Breakdown time: 1-2 months


sammura shane: Most will only know of the current sammura, but thats not fair to compare the first edition of sammura to the current its like comparing the chicago bull michael jordan to the wizards jordan. She was a fire cracker back then, now shes on meds she is a little more controlled and a lot less entertaining.

Breakdown time: 3-5 days then a few months between meds before she drags her ass back.


Kyoto: Our favorite psychotic fanboy. His breakdown was unexpected and followed with a brandon irons like rampage of spam. Im guessing this might of happened after he became close friends with stormy sparking off a weird sexual tension between he and monstar something no one was willing to address before now

breakdown time: few weeks or one garfield post


tantas daddy: This was actually one of the best because his wife is so ugly and he knew that kyoto hated him,it was so clear what was going to happen but the build up to the moment was what made it, once he posted the picture of his wife in the florescent yellow hooker dress it was only a matter of time and had everyone go, "god, whens kyoto going to see this and whats he going to say" and he didn't disappoint. he then took offense to me comparing her to the lead singer of bad english and it sort of went from there


Breakdown time: few weeks or 3 kyoto barbs at ugly hooker wife with bad fashion sense.


Gypsy: This one was great, she burned out real fast went from claiming to loving the attention to ohh no the 400 pound bed ridden comments are striking a little too close to home, it also brought out the hilarious arab hung gypsy avatar. She hasn't been heard from since

Break down time: 2 weeks


kara nox: im not at liberty to go into details at this time, sorry

Breakdown time: 2 weeks


nicole brazzle: N/A she actually broke down off the board but shared it with us here

Breakdown time: 15 seconds into her life