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#144722 - 02/04/06 04:06 PM
Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Given the cages recent world record for attempted law suits it got me thinking, in the cages short history we have manage to break quiet a few who deserved to be broken, heres some of my favorites, please feel free to post yours.
Swami: granted a lot of this took place before the cage even existed it was finished off in the cage, mostly by jeff and tony but id like to think that many of the cage posters had a hand in it too. Although his meltdown wasn't as fierce as his good friend sammuras it was still entertaining and the many stalker stories that came out during it were both fascinating and disturbing.
Breakdown time: 1-2 months
sammura shane: Most will only know of the current sammura, but thats not fair to compare the first edition of sammura to the current its like comparing the chicago bull michael jordan to the wizards jordan. She was a fire cracker back then, now shes on meds she is a little more controlled and a lot less entertaining.
Breakdown time: 3-5 days then a few months between meds before she drags her ass back.
Kyoto: Our favorite psychotic fanboy. His breakdown was unexpected and followed with a brandon irons like rampage of spam. Im guessing this might of happened after he became close friends with stormy sparking off a weird sexual tension between he and monstar something no one was willing to address before now
breakdown time: few weeks or one garfield post
tantas daddy: This was actually one of the best because his wife is so ugly and he knew that kyoto hated him,it was so clear what was going to happen but the build up to the moment was what made it, once he posted the picture of his wife in the florescent yellow hooker dress it was only a matter of time and had everyone go, "god, whens kyoto going to see this and whats he going to say" and he didn't disappoint. he then took offense to me comparing her to the lead singer of bad english and it sort of went from there
Breakdown time: few weeks or 3 kyoto barbs at ugly hooker wife with bad fashion sense.
Gypsy: This one was great, she burned out real fast went from claiming to loving the attention to ohh no the 400 pound bed ridden comments are striking a little too close to home, it also brought out the hilarious arab hung gypsy avatar. She hasn't been heard from since
Break down time: 2 weeks
kara nox: im not at liberty to go into details at this time, sorry
Breakdown time: 2 weeks
nicole brazzle: N/A she actually broke down off the board but shared it with us here
Breakdown time: 15 seconds into her life
Edited by smelly monkey (02/04/06 06:23 PM)
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#144723 - 02/04/06 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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brazzle had a total nervous-breakdown, or so i hear.
if she'd been anything other than white trash, she'd be institutionalized for what i gather she was behaving like, but shrinks hate to talk to dumb, poor white people who can't pay them-they're the lowest of the low on the patient-prestige ladder. i'm sure they'd treat someone from east timor who ate the fecal matter out of their parents after they killed them as "outreach", but white trash just ends up in porn instead of recieving care -see
knox, ryan "the relationship between erectile difficulties and grandiose delusions and being fed mostly windex as an infant."
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#144732 - 02/05/06 02:04 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Learn something new everyday. I just noticed the monkey shakes off after taking a leak.
I thought Garfields meltdown and disappearance after his girlfriends pic surfaced was a good one.
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#144738 - 02/06/06 02:32 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gypsy nastier than ever 
Porn Loser lets see what you look like. And what your wife/girlfriend looks like, if you even have one. Or do you only fuck your mom? 
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#144740 - 02/06/06 02:42 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Surprised you resurfaced. Aren't you afraid of the Japanese fishing boats trailing behind you?
NO I am not prick. I am not afraid of anything. Especially a bunch of lame ass muthafuckers like you. Who have nothing better to do than criticize people. Like I said, show yourself or is it that bad that you cant post your picture. Or post a picture of your fuckin wife or girlfriend if you even have one.
You think you calling me fat and ugly is suppose to offend me. You guys are from a fucking degenerate message board.
How much can you think that could affect me. Keep on posting shit about me, I dont mind. I know who I am and I know that I have no area in attracting people. So keep it coming Arab. Glad to see you got nothing better to do than talk about me all the time. Good for you. You scored points with the ones who ride your coat tails and enjoy sucking your dick. 
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#144741 - 02/06/06 04:01 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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I am not afraid of anything. Especially a bunch of lame ass muthafuckers like you. Who have nothing better to do than criticize people.
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#144743 - 02/06/06 04:30 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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God, have I missed the Gypsy spazomatic! I think we're up to 50 posts now of not caring and then bam! Did your dealer let you lick the back of his gascard again?
Degenerate message board? Here's an experiment for you, Shamu: Post those pictures of your diseased cooch here and there and see which board has the most aesthetic appreciation for women with holes that look like roach motels.
Go fuck yourself Arab. You mean shit to me. You are on the list of scumbag, prick and worthless piece of shit. Your a cocksucker. Go fuck yourself. And have a nice day.
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#144744 - 02/06/06 04:32 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i want a gypsy-sammura grammar/spelling bee on pay-per-view asap.
quite honestly, i'm usually pro-more girls around and initially had very little problem with gypsy.
then i saw how freakishly-ugly she was without a good excuse like spending a year in a burn-ward. the thrill is gone.
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#144745 - 02/06/06 04:32 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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I am not afraid of anything. Especially a bunch of lame ass muthafuckers like you. Who have nothing better to do than criticize people.
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Go fuck yourself too. You are worthless and useless to me. Fuck you again where you breathe.
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#144746 - 02/06/06 04:33 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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i want a gypsy-sammura grammar/spelling bee on pay-per-view asap.
Fuck you too Jamesn, get a fucking life a real one and stop stalking all the porno forums.
Geez dumb muthafuckers around here.
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#144747 - 02/06/06 04:35 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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YES! i love that she's actually having a MELTDOWN in a thread so fittingly-titled.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#144749 - 02/06/06 07:21 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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YES! i love that she's actually having a MELTDOWN in a thread so fittingly-titled.
Yeah Im in a straight jacket as we speak typing with a pencil in my mouth.
Oh dear god increase my medication, im losing it. 
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#144754 - 02/06/06 10:07 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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#144755 - 02/06/06 10:42 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
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What was actually said to Kara Nox, that made her jump ship?
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#144756 - 02/06/06 10:45 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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What was actually said to Kara Nox, that made her jump ship?
Could have been her hooking past at the Chicken Ranch,
Could have been her partners having wood problems on the set,
Could have been a lot of things.
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#144757 - 02/06/06 11:44 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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#144758 - 02/07/06 05:39 AM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan Knox (02/06/2006) Link sorry I missed it, kudos to jamesn though for crushing his fragile ego.
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#144760 - 02/07/06 04:42 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
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Glad you got to save em. Cause people on another forum took my pictures from here and put them there.
Plus they are always insulting me there. Not that I give a fuck, believe me I dont. I know who I am and what I am. You think I dont know Im fat?
I look in the fucking mirror everyday. Tell me something I dont know.
That's really all they can target cause there is nothing wrong with me.
Oh and they said Im very ugly.
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#144762 - 02/07/06 08:44 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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heh heh heh skillz  i like the big pic of gypsy alone where she has the Giant Golden Jewish Mother Glasses on and the crazed bracelet
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#144765 - 02/08/06 01:59 AM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
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#144768 - 02/08/06 02:11 AM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
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THANKS DUDE
From: gypsy
Thanks for that sweet reply and believe me they dont affect how I feel about myself. So I am not fucking beautiful big fucking deal. But Im not ugly either. Its just hard to ignore them sometimes. And they think they "GOT TO ME" when I respond and that they found a weakness in me. But believe me. I could give two fuckin shits what they think about me. I have a beautiful girlfriend who loves me very much and a beautiful house, beautiful pets, and a really good job. Im satisfied w/myself.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND POST.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU & YOURS xoxox
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#144771 - 02/08/06 10:13 AM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
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ok. does it count if they have the meltdown on another board, here take a look towards the bottom
They are there all fucking day long. They said we are all strange, not strange as in good, strange as in Lame.
And that Im an ass kisser to Bella. WTF does that mean???? We are her fans, we chit chat, what the fuck does that mean, I just dont understand?
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#144774 - 02/08/06 11:16 AM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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shut the fuck up and keep asking lame asses who don't get laid online what's a good idea for you next crappy ass video line.your great days are behind you my friend.
Hey Sammura, other than Bishop, who or what do you like?
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#144779 - 02/08/06 12:51 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Summeria...Do you think your ass could be any shinier? thanks in advance 
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#144781 - 02/08/06 01:26 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
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#144783 - 02/12/06 04:00 PM
Re: Best Cage Meltdowns
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Registered: 02/12/06
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bravo! bravo! encore
Looks like you all are a bunch of gay fuckers who like to tuck your sorry excuse of a dick between your legs while your boyfriend fucks you in the ass.
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#144786 - 02/14/06 12:37 PM
Re: Best Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This one didn't happen in the Cage, but it's a good one. Skim through this thread and watch Tony Comstock (TonyC) come in nipping at everyones heels until he finally gets spanked and pisses himself.
He was recently voted "Most Emo Poster" at ADT
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#144791 - 02/20/06 07:58 PM
Re: Best Meltdowns
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Fuck this is one of the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I almost blew juice all over my keyboard. I had to save for prosterity[sic](you know what I mean).
I liked that one so much I quoted it in its entirety in my reply so it couldn't be edited. It's currently featured as my away message on aim, too.
He kicked his dog that night, I am sure.
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#144792 - 09/17/06 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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pornactorforhire's meltdown has to be the strangest of any of them.
there are like 83 screenames of his-every thread i open turns into have2cit taking target practice at him, him getting banned, then returning with a NEW screename in the same thread.
he's lost his shit. totally deranged.
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#144794 - 09/17/06 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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We will find out who he is tomorrow when he walks into his work and and just starts shooting. You said I'm not a pornstar, "BAM". You said I have a small penis "BAM". I am to better than Gia "BAM". PAFH please don't forget to save that last bullet for yourself. 
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#144796 - 09/17/06 12:02 PM
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I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x. It was too easy, just checked the newest member and banned him. Sometimes before even had a chance to post.
That would be the greatest mod-meltdown in XPT history. What's Chico so scared of?
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#144798 - 09/17/06 12:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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CryItOut (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy pathetic needle dicked psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.  Thank you for your support.
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#144799 - 09/17/06 12:48 PM
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#144800 - 09/17/06 01:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I am calling you a lying little bitch in front of all these people, you could shut me up instantly with a pointer to who you are or what you’ve done. Why don’t you, it’s because you are a lying little bitch who can’t prove anything. Gia may have taken a break from porn for a few months but you still have one thing in common. Gia has done just as many porn scenes in the last month as you have done your whole life, zero. Until you can prove otherwise you are just a liar.
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#144801 - 09/17/06 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that's just fucking awesome--i cast that post out to see how long it'd take before i'd get a strike. that was like catching farm-raised trout-he really IS that stupid and predictable. hook, line, and sinker bitch---how sad is it that your behavior can be reduced to that of a dumb fish? you can't figure out how to do much but eat, breathe and react in the exact same fashion to any mention of your name. you're lower than mammals now.
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#144802 - 09/17/06 02:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'd say more of a catfish, than a trout, because they share the same grill.
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#144804 - 09/17/06 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'd say more of a catfish, than a trout, because they share the same grill.
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#144805 - 09/17/06 02:58 PM
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The ironic thing is that by creating new ID's constantly PAFH is actually driving up the number of registered users and I believe that Tony M gets a commission from the Internetâ„¢ based on the number of registered users.
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#144806 - 09/17/06 03:26 PM
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#144808 - 09/17/06 03:37 PM
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I kept banning him everytime he signed up yesterday. Must've done it 8x.
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#144812 - 01/03/07 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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go after jeffy and you die, kike
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#144814 - 01/03/07 12:46 PM
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So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny!
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#144815 - 01/03/07 03:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
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So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny!
What happened? All I remember was Charles giving him hell and then Jeff telling everyone she was a he, I remember something about a poll asking who was tired of the anal lab stuff then Phlog is in timeout? What did I miss?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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#144816 - 01/03/07 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Quite possibly the photoshopped mess of Jeff shitting on himself? That was pretty gross, much less enough to draw the ire of the top dog. Quote:
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So Phlog can't post until his Penalty Time's up, huh? Yeah, that's actually still really funny!
What happened? All I remember was Charles giving him hell and then Jeff telling everyone she was a he, I remember something about a poll asking who was tired of the anal lab stuff then Phlog is in timeout? What did I miss?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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It still sucks to know its brandon but ohh well, hes more evil then me. 
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