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#144496 - 02/03/06 04:10 PM Best Private Message Ever
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	ryan knox From: melissa i beat him up for evil angel. he thought he could handle it, he was shaking after 5 slaps. and i did not have sex with him. he s not deserving. keeani sucked his cock though _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144497 - 02/03/06 04:19 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#144498 - 02/03/06 04:34 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Strange. I thought he'd be a glutton for punishment. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#144499 - 02/03/06 04:35 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Damn it Monkey - Mel still writes to you _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#144500 - 02/03/06 04:37 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Damn it Monkey - Mel still writes to you Im just as shocked as you are. I guess she is attracted to my evil, being the devil and all. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144501 - 02/03/06 04:39 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Maybe I can be evil No I guess not _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#144502 - 02/03/06 05:03 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	I'm not impressed. If she "slapped" him with an Easton Stealth , then I could get excited. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#144503 - 02/03/06 05:14 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I just masturbated to this thread. Thank you for sharing it, Monkey. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#144504 - 02/03/06 05:20 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Mr. Knox will end up gaining everyone's admiration and respect here, in much the same way Montgomery Clift does in 'From Here to Eternity'. Do you agree? _________________________ Quah.
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#144505 - 02/03/06 06:12 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I just masturbated to this thread. Thank you for sharing it, Monkey. (ryan by meliss' 4th pimp smack) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144506 - 02/03/06 07:27 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Nice to know Melissa hates faggots in porn as much as we do. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#144507 - 02/04/06 03:40 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Nice to know Melissa hates faggots in porn as much as we do. I don't hate faggots, i like garfield, that black guy from the barbados, swami and chico. Some are cool, just not ryan. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#144508 - 02/05/06 10:31 AM Re: Best Private Message Ever
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	I'll steam roll you, little bitch.
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#144509 - 02/05/06 01:37 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I'll steam roll you, little bitch. steam roll? is that some sort of gay sexual position? man you really have fallen into this homo lifestyle thing haven't you?
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#144510 - 02/05/06 01:40 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	definetly, he's even got an older man("daddy') wearing leather facial-fetishwear in his avatar now. how much do you charge to play dressup with a bald dentist with unruly nose-hairs ryan? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#144511 - 02/05/06 01:42 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	You like em' asian ehh?
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#144512 - 02/05/06 01:57 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: You like em' asian ehh? By "asian", do you mean needle-dicked like you?
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#144513 - 02/05/06 02:05 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	By "needle dicked" do you mean confederate?
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#144514 - 02/05/06 02:08 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: By "needle dicked" do you mean confederate? And a new low in internet message board retorts has been established. Ryan Knox-breaking down barriers and lowering standards everywhere.
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#144515 - 02/05/06 05:02 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	Quote: Maybe I can be evil No I guess not Methinks all you need is an avatar change. Attachments 138531-vlad-mask.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#144516 - 02/07/06 06:54 PM Re: Best Private Message Ever
SabrinaLuvsBooks Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/06 Posts: 84	Steamroll is when he makes rolling rotation movement with his tongue on a asshole while the dude farts a nastsy one. It's hitting tranny scat scenes quick.
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