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#144333 - 02/02/06 06:40 PM
A phone call from Ryan
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Ryan Knox: Hello Dad
Knox father: Hello son. How did your day go?
Ryan: Went good. I did a hot scene today.
father: oh really?
Ryan: Yes, this girl had a strap-on and fucked my ass for over an hour. It felt great.
father: (crying in the background)
Ryan: It reminded me of when I was younger and Uncle Pete would come over and spend the summers with us.
father: (continued sobbing. phone hangs up)
Ryan: Hello? Hello Dad? Can I have 20 bucks for Fatburger tonight? Hello?
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" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#144336 - 02/02/06 07:08 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fat Burger rules....Since I have no intention living past 45, I have no compunction about gobbling a Double Fat and their incredibly greasy Onion Rings...
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Are you gonna eat that?
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#144337 - 02/02/06 07:30 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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$20 a Fatburger could hook Ryan up for 2 weeks. Ryan, how's it feel to starve 18 hours before an anal scene?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#144338 - 02/02/06 07:31 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#144339 - 02/02/06 07:35 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Exactly. Now you know.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#144340 - 02/02/06 07:38 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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$20 a Fatburger could hook Ryan up for 2 weeks. Ryan, how's it feel to starve 18 hours before an anal scene?
Gia meth heads can go 18 hours without food standing on their heads. I have $50 says Ryan didn't eat for 2 whole days before his public anal opening. He was made for anal. 
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#144343 - 02/02/06 07:52 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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$20 a Fatburger could hook Ryan up for 2 weeks. Ryan, how's it feel to starve 18 hours before an anal scene?
I was always able to flip my ex-gf over and start reaming with no problems. Even with her half-dollar sized gape, there weren't any issues.
*sob* Now I miss her more than ever. *sob* *sniffle*
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#144344 - 02/02/06 07:53 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Gia, are your tits bigger than your brain?
your meth brain has things all turned around again, you're thinking of yourself.
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#144345 - 02/02/06 08:01 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Know what?
I didn't starve myself.
Really? Did they offer you an shiny nickel to do scat? I guess that means the price your emasculation was $1.05, right?
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Gia, are your tits bigger than your brain?
Are they hairy?
Gia is without flaw. Considering the fact you jack off to Clay Aiken, I wouldn't expect a limp-dicked power bottom such as yourself to recognize that.
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#144347 - 02/03/06 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gia is without flaw. Considering the fact you jack off to Clay Aiken, I wouldn't expect a limp-dicked power bottom such as yourself to recognize that.
Although Gia is totally hot, I wouldn't say without flaw. She NEEDS to get rid of those fuckin SKUNK streaks in her hair. What is she thinking? 
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#144351 - 02/03/06 11:51 PM
Re: A phone call from Ryan
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Ryan Knox = Brokeback Mountain Hey Ryan I hear you're going to be starring in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain, is it true that it's going to be called Realligned Spine? Let me guess what your role is in the movie.... Ryan  Heath Ledger 
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#144352 - 02/04/06 12:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bareback Moutain
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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