When Colin Welland said "the British are coming" at the Oscars, at the time I did not think he meant "cumming".
Have you seen the amount of Brit Chicks in Skin Flicks? Some of them are really nasty, but that Cockney accent gets on me tits.
The Brit Chicks may be good at cock sucking, taking it up the ass and stuff, but they still can't do girls.
What do you think, dudes?
M Lyons.

I find the Cockney thing kind of fun. It makes the sluts sound more sluttish. Of course, I don't have to listen to it every day.

I don't have to listen to it everyday either. I live nowhere near London.
M Lyons.

Hey thanx for looking out... Anyway, did you see The Brits Are Cumming from Heatwave? Alicia Rhodes is in it and she's bloody hott, bloke! looky at this pic...

That mouth looks as tight as a pussy.
M Lyons.

Its seems every gonzo movie I watch, there is a British chick. Okay, but they get on my tits when they appear in too many films. And why are they always Cockney? The UK consists of many English towns, over 350 miles from London..
M Lyons.

Maybe that's what the Americans want. They do value the cockney accent quite highly over there..

Alicia Rhodes is da bomb - any guys working with her comes out looking like a wimp. And Angel Long and Ashley Long are really, really hot too. And the young Layla Jade was Born for Porn.