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#144240 - 02/02/06 09:18 AM
Brittney Skye Issues
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Anyone who has met Brittney will know she is one of the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet. Its slapstick funny , im not even kidding the chick makes paris hilton look like a member of mensa, its like she was schooled by forest animals. Anyway to the point, i always knew she always had that step over her mother if it means she will get some attention personality but the impression i got from her wasn't a violent one, guess i was wrong on that one too, her latest my space entry.
BRITTNEY SKYE POSTS ON MYSPACE: Alright Fuckers! Here we go, only a few days left till Chuck and Randy fight again.....FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Im gonna be there! Right up front getting fucking bloody!!!!!!! I wont satisfied till I get blood or sweat sprayed on me.....lol......Dude and how fucking good was last monday......that dude that got knocked out 11 seconds, or the fucking guy that pulled that triangle out after getting his face cut open, gushing blood, I've never seen so much blood in a UFC fight, that was fucking sick! Fucking Bonnar making Irvin tap in round fucking 1, fuck all u fucks that said it was gonna be a war.... I said it would be fucking quick!!!!
So now next Saturday in vegas plus Superfuckingbowl Sunday.....Which I'm going for the Steelers!!!!! I love my life!!!! Dude, its gonna be great!!!!! Prediction time!!!!! I like Jardine, Hinkle( i have a rad pic with him all fucking bloody), Riggs...yes im going for Riggs again, after I lost my ass off againist Matt last time, I still have faith in Joe Riggs pulling through againist Diaz....... Buenitello, Mir...cant decide between Vera and Eilers... and yes of course Chuck the Iceman Liddell is gonna knock Randy Couture out again!!!!! I love Randy but Chuck is the fucking man!!!!! I love watching him, its gonna be sick!!!!
Me and a bunch of other hot chicks are hosting the after party for Chuck!!!! So, I''ll post where as soon as I hear....Were gonna celebrate his victory like rockstars or cockstars....whatever works!!!! Get fucking crazy!!!!!!
Brittney Skye checklist
* Not bright (being kind here)
* two kids by two different men
* inability to tell the truth
* past flaking issues
* personality grating after 2 hours
* unhealthy obsession with violence
* lumberjack feet
* at times hygienically challenged
* text book whore
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#144242 - 02/02/06 05:24 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I have enjoyed watching her get forcibly sodomized, but her dialogue was mostly gurgling and gasping noises. Sorry.
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#144246 - 02/02/06 05:58 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Her bloodlust reminds me of the public stoning participants in "The Life of Brian".
Yes, great call. Are there any women in the crowd brittney responds "tee hee umm no (cutsy smile that does nothing for anyone)"
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#144247 - 02/02/06 07:58 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I have enjoyed watching her get forcibly sodomized, but her dialogue was mostly gurgling and gasping noises. Sorry.
Well said, Grizz. Lets separate the artist from the art. , but she could stand to lose the vibrator for the rest of her career.
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#144248 - 02/02/06 08:58 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
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Blessed are the cheese makers.
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#144249 - 02/02/06 09:35 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Fuuuck that Jenna Jameson lookalike. Shes only got two kids? I wouldve figured she'd have an entire starting five for a basketball team by now. That bitch loooooovees the black cock. She'd pry bang Darren James for tickets to UFC
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#144253 - 02/03/06 07:22 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Its nice to post on a message board with fellow perverts who have also watched The Life Of Brian I've seen pics of Britney Skye without her make-up and she looked old enough to be Vicky Vette's mom. She does have a nice ass and asshole however.
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#144258 - 02/04/06 04:18 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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I don't care if this chick has two kids, bad teeth, smells like a meth lab, and can't spell her own name -- I'd fuck the shit out of her six ways from sunday! Then, I'd jump in and fuck her again, and this time I'd put some stank on it.
Yes but how do you feel about a painful sting that follows everytime you try to piss and a penis that ends up looking like james woods face the following few days after?.
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#144259 - 02/04/06 04:24 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i still say the chick has some degenerative condition with her mandible.
i've NEVER/EVER seen her show she's able to actually make her jawbones close together. they're deformed, she can't close her mouth. yeah, someone's gonna say "cool, i'll stick my dick in there, lol".
you may say that, but you really don't want your penis near any chick with maxiofacial deformities at the end of the day, they're just fucking creepy like aborigines are.
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#144264 - 02/04/06 10:53 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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this chick fucks random college dudes for shanes world and doesnt even use a condom, sucks em too and you know those dudes arent performers with a test. What the fuck? and she comes back and fucks industry people? gross
what a fox! momma please!
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#144269 - 02/06/06 02:21 AM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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this chick fucks random college dudes for shanes world and doesnt even use a condom, sucks em too and you know those dudes arent performers with a test. What the fuck? and she comes back and fucks industry people? gross
Shane's World makes everyone (including frat boys - they are preselected) get tested.
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#144273 - 02/09/06 08:46 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Something for all to keep in mind...she is a pornwhore...of course she is gonna most likely have fucked up morals, values, vocabulary, & a drug problem
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#144275 - 02/09/06 11:00 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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Never seen or met her. but I have several questions:
Two children by two different men is so common. Not healthy for the children emotionally but common.
Are they Lies if your too stupid to remember what the truth is?
Is it Flaking for a shoot if your fucking someone in the wrong place while wondering why there are no cameras? And where's the asshole with my paycheck?
Well Pain is getting worse so you guys must find someone else to provide flame worthy entertainment.
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#144280 - 12/18/06 03:11 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Though she is a plastic-dye-job, I think of her fondly, which likely places me the minority. But I just LOVE her scene/cum-swap with Felix Vicious ....
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#144283 - 12/18/06 04:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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#144284 - 12/18/06 04:15 PM
Re: Brittney Skye Issues
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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But I just LOVE her scene/cum-swap with Felix Vicious ....
mmmm....Felix
id love me some felix! goddammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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#144285 - 12/18/06 05:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#144287 - 12/18/06 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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