Interesting...you're quite young but your stupidity exceeds your years. If you're as adept at wrangling cash out of raincoaters' wallets as your website claims, you'd have no problem affording a lawyer to get your credentials.

But as it stands, you're another semi-attractive Canadian with no future in anything except Sammara-style prostitution. We have enough American porn whores. We thank you for Lauren Phoenix, we even graciously accepted Kid Vegas back, but we don't need any more. In fact we'd like to get our money back on Brandon Iron if at all possible. Please do us a favor by not showing up at the nearest port of entry unless you have several million barrels of crude oil with you.

Or if worse came to worse, maybe you borrow Lara Roxxx's IDs.