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#144124 - 02/01/06 05:29 PM Canadian need state ID
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Ok - Yes I know with this whole 2257 Crap it has really made it hard for newbies to get into to the porn business.

Which the business even more difficult to try and make it big if your trying to start in it from being Canadian, or from another country other then the USA.

I am doing everything possible to get companies to notice me and as soon as I tell them I do not have my state ID how can I get it then go on this shut down and just run.

Does not help me at all since Canada immigration has nothing to do with state IDs. and has nothing to do with getting them or even giving them out.

since they are STATE IDs they have to be done all in the USA, so it does not help me no matter what the company says about my look or how I can make good money in this business because I am stuck no matter what I do.

I know there are some people on here maybe even Carol Cox since she is Canadian and I am pretty sure at one point had to go threw the hassle of getting her State ID unless some how she found some loop whole around it.

Toronto has nothing I already been threw that nightmare of thinking I can do porn in Toronto

Montreal and Vancouver is out no money in my small ass budget for travelling to unknown place.

and if I want to even remotely achieve my dream of being a vivid girl or even on barely legal then I need to get threw the hassle of getting my state id and hows know if Bush is not in power next year all this hassle and crap may all be for nothing.
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#144125 - 02/01/06 06:11 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 02/23/05
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You're cute, but you can't be Canadian! There's no black folk up here

Best of luck.
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#144126 - 02/01/06 06:17 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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I don't know what INS agent didn't send you back to Canada but I'm gonna have him/her beaten up. No need to worry about your "Vivid contract," that brief idea is threw.

But I understand. "I made this website because I like being on the internet and I wasn't really into the whole education thing..."

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#144127 - 02/01/06 06:40 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Minnie, fly to Mexico and come across the border that way. The hand out ID cards to every illegal that crosses.

I think I read this on LukeIsBack that working for a certain agency, LA Direct, they will help you get a state issued ID, legally or illegally.

Now I'll be serious, You might want to contact Canadian superstar Christie Lee and ask how she was able to obtain one.
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#144128 - 02/01/06 06:46 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
Minnie Apple Offline
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Yea there is black people in Canada your ass is just not looking

and I am not interested in getting my id the half ass bootleg way.

I do not have time for bull shit ways of getting it. I want it down right and properly and LEGALLY.
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#144129 - 02/01/06 06:53 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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message Christie Lee. She posts here
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#144130 - 02/01/06 07:31 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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I am open to the idea of marring you so you can get your "green card"....no money need be involved since I am financially well off....now on to another matter....do you like anal?

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#144131 - 02/01/06 07:40 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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she looks damn cute...I hope she does get an ID. cant you get a "working visa"???...ah, hell if I know, talk to other fellow Canadians and see how they did it
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#144132 - 02/01/06 07:54 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Forget it I won't even bother post on here.
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#144133 - 02/01/06 08:01 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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why don't you find a real immigration lawyer, get then to get all the docs in order and do it right? maged posts here, there is little information to be had
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#144134 - 02/01/06 08:03 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
sexycity Offline
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Why not just take a vacation to California and get a California State ID card? You could open a mail box at Mail Boxes Etc, use that as your mailing address, and then go and get the state ID card at the DMV. The cards cost $20 or something like that.
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#144135 - 02/01/06 09:49 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 02/18/05
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I know it's pretty easy to get one in Washington, and not hard to justify. Obviously knowing someone with an address where you can have it sent to makes it easier. Canadians spend a lot of time in th US so it's not uncommon to need ID and it is actually encouraged if your there more than a week or so. Just say tell them you spend a lot of time in the US and it would make your life easier to have a stateside ID while you are there. Worked for a bunch of people I know.
As far as working in Vancouver, if your really interested I can get you in touch with the right people. Usually if you come for a bunch of scenes travel can be worked out. Hit me up if you want some advice. Incidentally I'll be in TO and Montreal this month. Drop me a line.
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#144136 - 02/02/06 08:58 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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You sound like a sweetheart on your website:
This sexy dominant spoiled brat can make you wet with just 3 words PAY FOR IT !

I am smart, cute, I am funny, I am every mans dream, I am the girl that makes you sneak to the basement to log on your computer to jerk off to ONE or TWO or THREE OR EVEN FOUR of my cam shows or call me for phone sex. I am the one that makes you spend $50.00 to $1,000.00 a week on me and you enjoy every minute of it til your wet in your pants or have cum sticking in the keys of your keyboard or laptop.


You should definitely take up the offer to work in Vancouver - no black folks here fo-sho!

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#144137 - 02/02/06 10:03 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 02/18/05
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There certainly could be more. Honey From Gaggingwhores is one of the cute Black girls from Van.
It don't matter though, they're all pink on the inside.
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You should definitely take up the offer to work in Vancouver - no black folks here fo-sho!




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#144138 - 02/02/06 10:34 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 01/27/06
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why don't you find a real immigration lawyer, get then to get all the docs in order and do it right? maged posts here, there is little information to be had




Are you going to pay for the lawyer 150$ an hour

I am not interested in working in vacouver maybe you should read what I say before you go suggesting crap that I am not interested or already tried and figure its not what I want.

ITs one thing to suggest thigns but its another thing to suggest things I have already done and failed at.

Does not help me when people are suggesting things i already tired.

I never stay in the usa no more then a week, so go to threw all that hassle when I am not even going to be there long is pointless

and the current company I am working with says it does not matter to them because they have an office in montreal so they shoot canadian girls all the time.

If just that if I want to expand my business and career i need my state ID,

Canada porn sucks unless the company has an usa/canada office.

and for the third time I am not interested in working for companies in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver not interested in that nightmare.


Edited by Minnie Apple (02/02/06 10:38 AM)
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#144139 - 02/02/06 12:36 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Interesting...you're quite young but your stupidity exceeds your years. If you're as adept at wrangling cash out of raincoaters' wallets as your website claims, you'd have no problem affording a lawyer to get your credentials.

But as it stands, you're another semi-attractive Canadian with no future in anything except Sammara-style prostitution. We have enough American porn whores. We thank you for Lauren Phoenix, we even graciously accepted Kid Vegas back, but we don't need any more. In fact we'd like to get our money back on Brandon Iron if at all possible. Please do us a favor by not showing up at the nearest port of entry unless you have several million barrels of crude oil with you.

Or if worse came to worse, maybe you borrow Lara Roxxx's IDs.

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#144140 - 02/02/06 02:09 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

Quote:

why don't you find a real immigration lawyer, get then to get all the docs in order and do it right? maged posts here, there is little information to be had




Are you going to pay for the lawyer 150$ an hour

I am not interested in working in vacouver maybe you should read what I say before you go suggesting crap that I am not interested or already tried and figure its not what I want.

ITs one thing to suggest thigns but its another thing to suggest things I have already done and failed at.

Does not help me when people are suggesting things i already tired.

I never stay in the usa no more then a week, so go to threw all that hassle when I am not even going to be there long is pointless

and the current company I am working with says it does not matter to them because they have an office in montreal so they shoot canadian girls all the time.

If just that if I want to expand my business and career i need my state ID,

Canada porn sucks unless the company has an usa/canada office.

and for the third time I am not interested in working for companies in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver not interested in that nightmare.




Have you met our friend Sammura? I think you'd like her. You appear to have loads in common. For example, you are both crazy bitches!

Best of luck bringing your own personal little ray of sunshine into someone else's day.

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#144141 - 02/02/06 03:23 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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I think someone just got served. You guys are dicks.


Edited by John Floofin (02/02/06 03:29 PM)

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#144142 - 02/02/06 03:32 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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How come those Wacky Canucks can save their Miners better than us Americans? Is it the fact that Potash mines are generally safer than Coal mines?
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#144143 - 02/02/06 04:58 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Quote:

How come those Wacky Canucks can save their Miners better than us Americans? Is it the fact that Potash mines are generally safer than Coal mines?




I think universal health care makes our miners more robust - they can hold their breaths until help arrives!
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#144144 - 02/02/06 06:23 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
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Minnie, some of us were actually trying to help you here but on ya!

You're not worthy to carry Christie Lee's garters! America doesn't need another crackwhore which most certainly you are. Continue your life in the slums of Canada.

An excerpt from your website: My parents have always spolied me and you wil continue becuase I deserve it ... Look at me I have to get what I want I never settle for less.

If you were so well off, you wouldn't be whoring yourself on the internet, begging strange men for money.

My last piece of advice. Get in touch with Ryan Knox. His parents already support one loser so whats another.
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#144145 - 02/02/06 07:48 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
I hate getting in Pissing matches with idiots but this couldn't be helped.
I replied to you offering advice and help. Yes I have worked in the US and have lots of contacts there. You replied to my PM and shit on me for not reading your post. Let me refresh your memory.
Quote:

Montreal and Vancouver is out no money in my small ass budget for travelling to unknown place.



This is what your post said.
I said that travel can be arranged. Not from your small ass budget. Read your own damn posts before you fly off the fuckin handle and learn some fucking people skills. You are obviously a fuckin' social superstar, with real people skills no wonder people are knocking down your fucking door to offer you help and work!
Fucking Twat!


Edited by lance69 (02/02/06 07:51 PM)
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#144146 - 02/03/06 01:18 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
Quote:

Please do us a favor by not showing up at the nearest port of entry unless you have several million barrels of crude oil with you.
Quote:



Hehe.. brilliant
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#144147 - 02/03/06 02:07 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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If you're not making good money in Canada, you wouldn't make alot down here. Canadian girls who come to the US have already worked alot locally and are doing well enough to finance a trip down to LA.
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#144148 - 02/03/06 02:37 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

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why don't you find a real immigration lawyer, get then to get all the docs in order and do it right? maged posts here, there is little information to be had




Are you going to pay for the lawyer 150$ an hour

I am not interested in working in vacouver maybe you should read what I say before you go suggesting crap that I am not interested or already tried and figure its not what I want.

ITs one thing to suggest thigns but its another thing to suggest things I have already done and failed at.

Does not help me when people are suggesting things i already tired.

I never stay in the usa no more then a week, so go to threw all that hassle when I am not even going to be there long is pointless

and the current company I am working with says it does not matter to them because they have an office in montreal so they shoot canadian girls all the time.

If just that if I want to expand my business and career i need my state ID,

Canada porn sucks unless the company has an usa/canada office.

and for the third time I am not interested in working for companies in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver not interested in that nightmare.




girls hotter than you can't even make that attitude work. apparently you lack the motivation to invest in the process of attaining citizenship or a work visa because your post is just one long bitchfest.

you need to stop caring about short-term gratification and either start hooking and saving (you're not going to go anywhere with your intelligence) or somehow learn to tolerate 'disgusting' men who are satisfied with your mediocrity. get married to some middle-class yokel in the midwest, they get lonely on the farm and i'd bet they'd love a wife-maid to clean the ranch style home and tend to the lovely biracial children.

i'd try to phrase this in a less offensive way but you've already proven subtlety is lost on you as you are young in the arts of making money the untalented and lazy (female) way.

i'm sure if you posted an ad on craigslist for an immigration lawyer in exchange for a couple blowjobs you wouldn't even have to pay for it. just be sure to ask for credentials and references. good luck you dumb whore!!


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#144149 - 02/03/06 02:43 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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heh heh...rack Cassandra...

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#144150 - 02/03/06 12:19 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
Micheal Mayhem Offline
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
Okay, Canadians are tired of apologizing for Brandon Irons, Bryan Adams and Keanu Reeves.

Please start apologizing for me...I need the press
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#144151 - 02/03/06 04:18 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
I think universal health care makes our miners more robust - they can hold their breaths until help arrives!

That and all that kind Kanuck Bud has strengthened their Lungs

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#144152 - 02/03/06 04:20 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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girls hotter than you can't even make that attitude work.

Great line...
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#144153 - 02/03/06 06:46 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
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Registered: 04/16/04
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That's a great post by Cassandra. Minnie, you have any brain cells left in your hollow skull?
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#144154 - 02/03/06 09:48 PM Re: Canadian need state ID
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
god you're an entitled and shiftless skeezer. a driver's license isn't non-immigrant employment authorization. "carpetbagging-whores" are specifically NOT provided for on h1b/j1s/L1a's, etc. you're not a refugee, a longshoreman, a religious worker,or wildly rich or famous. a driver's license doesn't mean you can work, it just means you'll get a check because it cover's your employer's ass.

i hope the INS catches you and you get shanked to death in prison by your cellmate who steals the gold-fillings from your corpse.
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#144155 - 02/04/06 06:34 AM Re: Canadian need state ID
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My offer still stands.....but really why would you want to come to a country where the president despises black folk.

Remember the words of Kanye West: George bush doesn’t like black people

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