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#144082 - 02/01/06 12:34 AM People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Tony sexton (not calling him by his new homosexual name)
Gen padova
chico
ryan knox
sammura
brandon irons
wankus
sammura
kurt lockwood
sammura
kara nox
evan seinfield
lara rox
sammura
kami andrews
lex steele

fringe players who need a kick in the face

jrv
ac cream
liz the bunny
kyoto
da burglar
probably others but im tired
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#144083 - 02/01/06 12:48 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I agree with this post.

And in case she's busy pulling apart the carpet fibers in search of that last elusive rock, let me speak for her in my best mushmouth: "seeba ahm aways on yo mind monkey NO NOT THE SOLDERING IRON AGAIN JUST FO TODAY TYRONN I BRING YOU THE MONEY TOMORROW JESSIE WHAT YOU DOIN UP YOU KNOW THEY DON'T PLAY NO HANGIN WIT MISTAH COOPER AT FO IN THE MORNIN OH NO TYRONN IS JUST A KID NO TYRONN NO ..."

Sorry. Carried away.
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#144084 - 02/01/06 03:08 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
I'm sure anyone who has ever been punched in the head can attest. Everyone at somepoint or another needs to be smashed once in a while. It will make you a better person. No joke. It'll set you straight
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#144085 - 02/01/06 07:00 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
to bad all you can do is dream BLONDIE

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Tony sexton (not calling him by his new homosexual name)
Gen padova
chico
ryan knox
sammura
brandon irons
wankus
sammura
kurt lockwood
sammura
kara nox
evan seinfield
lara rox
sammura
kami andrews
lex steele

fringe players who need a kick in the face

jrv
ac cream
liz the bunny
kyoto
da burglar
probably others but im tired


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#144086 - 02/01/06 10:39 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I agree with this post.

And in case she's busy pulling apart the carpet fibers in search of that last elusive rock, let me speak for her in my best mushmouth: "seeba ahm aways on yo mind monkey NO NOT THE SOLDERING IRON AGAIN JUST FO TODAY TYRONN I BRING YOU THE MONEY TOMORROW JESSIE WHAT YOU DOIN UP YOU KNOW THEY DON'T PLAY NO HANGIN WIT MISTAH COOPER AT FO IN THE MORNIN OH NO TYRONN IS JUST A KID NO TYRONN NO ..."

Sorry. Carried away





You gave her too much credit (see response above)

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I'm sure anyone who has ever been punched in the head can attest. Everyone at somepoint or another needs to be smashed once in a while. It will make you a better person. No joke. It'll set you straight





Great point, can't wait to see how this changes chico next time we meet.
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#144087 - 02/01/06 10:43 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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#144088 - 02/01/06 10:48 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
your short ,you have short blonde hair and blue eyes.

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I agree with this post.

And in case she's busy pulling apart the carpet fibers in search of that last elusive rock, let me speak for her in my best mushmouth: "seeba ahm aways on yo mind monkey NO NOT THE SOLDERING IRON AGAIN JUST FO TODAY TYRONN I BRING YOU THE MONEY TOMORROW JESSIE WHAT YOU DOIN UP YOU KNOW THEY DON'T PLAY NO HANGIN WIT MISTAH COOPER AT FO IN THE MORNIN OH NO TYRONN IS JUST A KID NO TYRONN NO ..."

Sorry. Carried away





You gave her too much credit (see response above)

Quote:

I'm sure anyone who has ever been punched in the head can attest. Everyone at somepoint or another needs to be smashed once in a while. It will make you a better person. No joke. It'll set you straight





Great point, can't wait to see how this changes chico next time we meet.


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#144089 - 02/01/06 10:52 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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your short ,you have short blonde hair and blue eyes.




Ahhh, that's "you're". "You're" welcome.
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#144090 - 02/01/06 10:53 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
biff= monkey i corrected her, can i PLEASE be let in the gang?

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your short ,you have short blonde hair and blue eyes.




Ahhh, that's "you're". "You're" welcome.


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#144091 - 02/01/06 11:01 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Sammura, please reveal who i am to the board I along with everyone else is dying to know who you think i am.
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#144092 - 02/01/06 11:21 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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biff= monkey i corrected her, can i PLEASE be let in the gang?




That's not the only thing you need to be corrected on.
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#144093 - 02/01/06 11:32 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
why so you can get mad, and keep a person from getting work?
oh before you go there i don't go to la anymore , making more money selling my ass to strangers online.
but sitting at a booth signing for 9 hours for 250 and a avn ticket makes me think twice about going back.YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW. YOUR A POPULAR PORN DIECTOR AND YOUR IN YOUR EARLY 30'S

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Sammura, please reveal who i am to the board I along with everyone else is dying to know who you think i am.


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#144094 - 02/01/06 11:36 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW. YOUR A POPULAR PORN DIECTOR AND YOUR IN YOUR EARLY 30'S





You think im jules jordan?
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#144095 - 02/01/06 11:48 AM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
DO YOU THINK YOUR JULES JORDAN? it's like me selling my ass in a house by a poilce station.
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#144096 - 02/01/06 01:27 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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your short ,you have short blonde hair and blue eyes.





You're short, have a face that looks like the Grand Canyon and could smuggle a family of Vietnamese in your stretch marks.

Did I leave anything out?


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oh before you go there i don't go to la anymore





Oh, so we can't expect any additions to your enormous 2 video filmography? Yeah, I expect getting strangled with electrical cords is more enriching than the twenty bucks and a bag of Funyuns you got for Sistas Wit Monkeybumps #142.
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#144097 - 02/01/06 02:17 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746


yup i am short arab(4FT6) , because you know me, we met and i took you to my crib and showed you my ten kids and smoked some crack with you. why don't you post the pics you took with your camera phone like the others you said you was gonna post of you and your girl at club wet. BECAUSE ARAB KEEPS IT REAL, HE AIN'T NO DORKY GUY WHO GET VALUE OUT OF PEOPLE NOTICING HIM ON A MESSAGE BOARD.
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your short ,you have short blonde hair and blue eyes.





You're short, have a face that looks like the Grand Canyon and could smuggle a family of Vietnamese in your stretch marks.

Did I leave anything out?


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oh before you go there i don't go to la anymore





Oh, so we can't expect any additions to your enormous 2 video filmography? Yeah, I expect getting strangled with electrical cords is more enriching than the twenty bucks and a bag of Funyuns you got for Sistas Wit Monkeybumps #142.


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#144098 - 02/01/06 02:51 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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DO YOU THINK YOUR JULES JORDAN? it's like me selling my ass in a house by a poilce station.





Id like to think that i can follow most of the shit you say that makes little to no sense to the normal english speaking public, but even this one has lost me. Its like you tried to use an analogy without understanding how they work.
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#144099 - 02/01/06 02:57 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
because people been trying to figure who you are for a while, so they wouldn't think that you will actually tell who you are or maybe you just did ?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



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DO YOU THINK YOUR JULES JORDAN? it's like me selling my ass in a house by a poilce station.





Id like to think that i can follow most of the shit you say that makes little to no sense to the normal english speaking public, but even this one has lost me. Its like you tried to use an analogy without understanding how they work.


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#144100 - 02/01/06 03:05 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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because people been trying to figure who you are for a while, so they wouldn't think that you will actually tell who you are or maybe you just did ?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm







Why does sammuras attempt at being cryptic come across like a retarded 15 year old trying to explain the inner workings of the da vinci code?


Edited by smelly monkey (02/01/06 03:11 PM)
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#144101 - 02/01/06 05:50 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
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Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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yup i am short arab(4FT6) because you know me, we met and i took you to my crib and showed you my ten kids and smoked some crack with you. why don't you post the pics you took with your camera phone like the others you said you was gonna post of you and your girl at club wet. BECAUSE ARAB KEEPS IT REAL, HE AIN'T NO DORKY GUY WHO GET VALUE OUT OF PEOPLE NOTICING HIM ON A MESSAGE BOARD.





There's something really wrong with this Sammura, you used to be funny when you cracked out, now you're like a homeless woman with plastic bags on her feet throwing custard and pickles at strangers.

Say what you will but we had much less of this trash on the streets when the KKK was around.
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#144102 - 02/01/06 05:54 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
post the pics arab......................


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yup i am short arab(4FT6) because you know me, we met and i took you to my crib and showed you my ten kids and smoked some crack with you. why don't you post the pics you took with your camera phone like the others you said you was gonna post of you and your girl at club wet. BECAUSE ARAB KEEPS IT REAL, HE AIN'T NO DORKY GUY WHO GET VALUE OUT OF PEOPLE NOTICING HIM ON A MESSAGE BOARD.





There's something really wrong with this Sammura, you used to be funny when you cracked out, now you're like a homeless woman with plastic bags on her feet throwing custard and pickles at strangers.

Say what you will but we had much less of this trash on the streets when the KKK was around.


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#144103 - 02/01/06 05:59 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Okay, I'm trying to slip into the demented mindset of a fiddy dolla crack whore, but why would I bother downloading the pictures from my camera to a place that you admit you were too chickenshit to go to? What exactly would that prove? That I was there? I'll be there again tonight, and then over to Katakomb later. Plenty of black folks at both spots, so you'll have to grab my sleeve because, y'know, you all look like Todd Bridges to me.
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#144104 - 02/01/06 07:14 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

why would you say you have pictures of you there, if you wasn't going to share them with the board.

all your proving that "smiling arab" is nothing but a username online.

arab: i was there duh,duh, i took pictures duh,duh.
sammura: lets see them
arab: i don't have to show you! duh duh.


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Okay, I'm trying to slip into the demented mindset of a fiddy dolla crack whore, but why would I bother downloading the pictures from my camera to a place that you admit you were too chickenshit to go to? What exactly would that prove? That I was there? I'll be there again tonight, and then over to Katakomb later. Plenty of black folks at both spots, so you'll have to grab my sleeve because, y'know, you all look like Todd Bridges to me.


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#144105 - 02/01/06 07:42 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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why would you say you have pictures of you there, if you wasn't going to share them with the board.

all your proving that "smiling arab" is nothing but a username online.

arab: i was there duh,duh, i took pictures duh,duh.
sammura: lets see them
arab: i don't have to show you! duh duh.


Quote:

Okay, I'm trying to slip into the demented mindset of a fiddy dolla crack whore, but why would I bother downloading the pictures from my camera to a place that you admit you were too chickenshit to go to? What exactly would that prove? That I was there? I'll be there again tonight, and then over to Katakomb later. Plenty of black folks at both spots, so you'll have to grab my sleeve because, y'know, you all look like Todd Bridges to me.








Why do keep coming back sammy? Save the duh typical response, Seriously, if you like feuding thats cool, im just curious you seem to attack a lot of peoples intentions on the board so i take that as a sign of drawing it to your own reasons for hanging around. Hit me.
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#144106 - 02/01/06 08:00 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
right monkey i came back to attack, ok whatever yall motherfuckas on this board is nuts,hell you been attacking me even when i wasn't here.

hmmm monkey asking a serious question?? why because your getting nervous about being found out?

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why would you say you have pictures of you there, if you wasn't going to share them with the board.

all your proving that "smiling arab" is nothing but a username online.

arab: i was there duh,duh, i took pictures duh,duh.
sammura: lets see them
arab: i don't have to show you! duh duh.


Quote:

Okay, I'm trying to slip into the demented mindset of a fiddy dolla crack whore, but why would I bother downloading the pictures from my camera to a place that you admit you were too chickenshit to go to? What exactly would that prove? That I was there? I'll be there again tonight, and then over to Katakomb later. Plenty of black folks at both spots, so you'll have to grab my sleeve because, y'know, you all look like Todd Bridges to me.








Why do keep coming back sammy? Save the duh typical response, Seriously, if you like feuding thats cool, im just curious you seem to attack a lot of peoples intentions on the board so i take that as a sign of drawing it to your own reasons for hanging around. Hit me.


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#144107 - 02/01/06 08:07 PM Re: People in porn that need a punch in the head
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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right monkey i came back to attack, ok whatever yall motherfuckas on this board is nuts,hell you been attacking me even when i wasn't here.





Still doesn't answer the question. Why do you keep coming back here?


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hmmm monkey asking a serious question?? why because your getting nervous about being found out?




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