I remember feeling that way when I woke up on September 11, 2001 that while I had slept, the whole context that I was living in was forever changed. Well, when I went to bed last night, Rob Longshot was presumed straight and not an outright queerball, and Ryan Knox was not in a strap on video.

When I woke up today, these things were both revealed to me. Unlike September 11th, however, these two facts have brought me great joy. I just wanted to share my happiness with you folks.

Malice

you're so lucky that neither of them tried kissing you while you were in their presence. i bet they'll do a gay scene together by may, they'll make out and longshot's lipstick will be all over knox. hot!

malice, you are so right. If we could prove that somehow Osama Bin Ladin was part of the 2 revelations that have come to pass today, I'd say we could just pardon him for 9/11 - because this shit is just as good as 9/11 was bad.

I remember feeling that way when I woke up and Alyssa West said she's having her 10th baby. That bitches pussy is so loose that them babies probably fall out of that stretched out cunt all pre-mature and shit.

Alyssa claims to continue scraping cock with her horse teeth guzzling buckets of cum to save up for her kids porno education.