Can Extreme Alex and Mandy vomit on you?

Next thing you know Ryan's going to be doing a midnight prowl as the talent fucking the worlds degenerates. yeah thats right you no wood getting limp dick xfiles looking tattooed mother fucker. I think everyone would like to know when you are officially going to graduate from plastic dildos to the actual thing? Or have you already done that, you're just waiting to feel more comfortable adjusting to the new camera positions.

Besides that shit, the only next logical step for you besides suicide should be to sign an exclusive contract with Evil Angel, book a trip to Brazil, get fucked by a tranny, contract AIDS, and die. While your down there go hitup Smartt, he'd pry be willing to put you out of your misery, with your gay tendencies youd probably enjoy the jeffrey dahmer homosexual death Smartt would treat you to.

Fuck you bitch

CoochieMonsterisback!

ODE OF RYAN KNOX

Jealous?
Ha Ha Ha
It’s nothing like that

It was a Julie Night thing- really.
I’d let that girl do anything to me
And it was actually quite a fun experience – really.
I got to do everything I ever wanted to do to her
And I got to fuck her
And I got to punish her
For being a whore.

Jealous?
Ha Ha Ha
It was nothing like that

Can you read?
It was one girl.
I wouldn’t do it with any other girl.

I just did shoot for Evil Angel
Sorry Guys-
No Strap-on or trannies in this one
Keeani Squirted all over me!

Jealous?
Ha Ha Ha
It’s nothing like that

Monkey,
Smelly Monkey,
I call your mother a bitch when I’m angry
I call your mother a slut when I’m angry
I haven’t been owned or degraded-
As of yet.

The more crazier and kinkier the scene
The more fun I have! – really.

Jealous?
Ha Ha Ha
It was nothing like that

decent effort. Send it over to www.literotica.com for a full judgement, that will never come from the Cage...spatially in the daze B4 the Sooper Bowel..

Bob Dylan sang of Ryan Knox and his accommodating rectum back in '66.

She takes just like a woman, yes, she does
She makes love just like a woman, yes, she does
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl.

As you can see, the stellar Mr. Zimmerman was not only a genius, but a prophet as well.

Random always checkin' in with quality shit.

You people are starting to scare me.

Hey ryan hows it going can I take your life?

If only you were capable.

I'm a redneck and we're born with a guns in our hands, people like you are born with glass bulbs in yours.

Well,
I wouldn't need a gun to finish you off tough guy.

What, are you going to do, give me AIDS? I told you before you're not my type, and I wouldn't donkey punch you for all the hand jobs in Cambodia.

You know what i find really interesting and that no one has picked up on is how he says his main reason for taking the plastic dick in the ass is because he got to fuck Juie Night. Did I miss something or is this the same Julie Night that I wouldnt let my labradoodle puppy fuck? Just goes to show you that Ryan is a guy that cant get pussy outside of banging whores, and even while doing that he cant get hard. Ryan Knox and porn = Michael Jordan switching to Baseball. Some things just dont workout bro, heres a famous line from Caddyshack...."The World Needs Ditchdiggers Too." If that doesnt workout perhaps you could sell oranges in front of Costco.

Keep posting fans,

the strap-on/Julie Night thing was something I put together myself.

All though,
I'm sure you've had plenty of opportunities to turn down sex with her.

well we can all rest assured the screenshots of knox' anal violation are soon to follow...

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Or is on-screen and for money the only way she'd do you?

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Ya think? I'm sure she always wants to fuck limp dick queers in her personal life.

If there's a shiny nickel involved, whores don't care if the dick ain't hard.

True, and thankfully in porn ryan isn't the one who has to cough up the nickels. My guess is that guy has never even seen two nickels at the same time.

Man, I'm feeling very anti-Ryan today. Hopefully Longshot will come back to take some of the heat off Mr. Knox.

Malice

That's ok Devry boy,
why don't you organize a XXXPT boxing match?

We can get a ring, a ref and do however many 3 minute rounds and we can even get someone to film it and put it in some bts!

What do you say?
You got a few rounds in ya?'

We can also invite fellow XXXPT posters for spectatorship and organize other matches between hated rivals.

I think it's a super idea!

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Devry boy

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Oh man, one thing I'll give Ryan is he does come up with clever nicknames for people. And no, I didn't go to Devry. And do you think being a totally uneducated derelict cum dispenser would put you higher on the social ladder than someone who had gone to Devry?

Malice

You tell me,
is that how you feel about yourself?

How about this ryan, I shoot you through the eye then leave your corpse for the carrion to eat. I mean what do you have left maybe 2 years before your meth habit puts you in an oblong box anyway?

Hey Mike, how's your wife?

hey knox, if only your mom had known not to eat lead paint you could probably have sold your organs to liza minelli or sumner redstone instead of selling your ass.

you look like you're rotting from the inside-out from the drugs and birth-defects. i bet you don't live to see 50, you look like shit for someone in their mid-20's, go buy some propecia for the receding hariline and spray some lysol on your chest-fungus.