Next thing you know Ryan's going to be doing a midnight prowl as the talent fucking the worlds degenerates. yeah thats right you no wood getting limp dick xfiles looking tattooed mother fucker. I think everyone would like to know when you are officially going to graduate from plastic dildos to the actual thing? Or have you already done that, you're just waiting to feel more comfortable adjusting to the new camera positions.

Besides that shit, the only next logical step for you besides suicide should be to sign an exclusive contract with Evil Angel, book a trip to Brazil, get fucked by a tranny, contract AIDS, and die. While your down there go hitup Smartt, he'd pry be willing to put you out of your misery, with your gay tendencies youd probably enjoy the jeffrey dahmer homosexual death Smartt would treat you to.

Fuck you bitch