your measured and stoic responses sure are hilarious. the point is you might as well have done it with Sal, the friendly corpulent larval manatee in every Trailer Across America, because the only person that could jack off to your disfigured fucksack is a big gay!
seriously though mister knox i want to tie you up and stuff your worthless biohazardous waste containment unit full of transient dicks and chocolate confections