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#143962 - 01/31/06 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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"The cast also includes Ryan Knox taking his first strap on ever from Julie Night and Katja Kassin and Christian in the “advanced segmentâ€." when your penis fails, sell the ass
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143963 - 01/31/06 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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someone please order this movie and make a shitload of screencaps of ryan taking it up his love-canal.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143965 - 01/31/06 02:36 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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"The cast also includes Ryan Knox taking his first strap on ever from Julie Night and Katja Kassin and Christian in the “advanced segmentâ€."
when your penis fails, sell the ass
jamesn, you could at least have put a warning in the thread title...think of what poor have2cit's dry cleaning bill is going to be like after he has involuntarily pissed himself with laughter at reading this little snippet. It's like all his Christmases have come at once, I suspect...
What's next on the horizon for Broccoli Boy and Lockwood after this? Perhaps an  style shoot where they share a double-ender dildo whilst reaching back between their legs and jacking the other off? The mind boggles! 
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#143967 - 01/31/06 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I knew he was desperate for work, but fuck! Oh well at least in a series like this he doesn't have to worry about his performance issues.
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#143968 - 01/31/06 03:13 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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well obviously lockwood taking it up the ass is no shocker...i wonder if hes dissapointed that its just a strap-on..
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#143969 - 01/31/06 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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If that's a problem he can give Nacho a call.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#143970 - 01/31/06 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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when my agent calls me and says....you get to fuck katja and its anal....i totally skip over the rest. bad move, eh?  but at least the pay is good.
It's all good Christina. 
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#143971 - 01/31/06 04:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The cast also includes Ryan Knox taking his first strap on ever from Julie Night and Katja Kassin and Christian in the “advanced segmentâ€.
I, of course, don't believe that it was his first time.
Not for a nanosecond.
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#143972 - 01/31/06 05:05 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Ryan, did you use an enema before the scene or does it not matter when you haven't eaten for 4 days? I can't ask this on adt.
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#143973 - 01/31/06 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i think it's a given he hasn't eaten in 4 days---good call on that. the real question is whether he hasn't eaten in four days because of the meth, or because mommy and daddy didn't send him his allowance this week and he couldn't afford to eat.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143974 - 01/31/06 05:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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"The cast also includes Ryan Knox taking his first strap on ever from Julie Night and Katja Kassin and Christian in the “advanced segmentâ€."
He takes a strap on from Christian? I am so confused. They should reword that.
Anyhoo... good for you, Ryan. You are on my list now.
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#143976 - 01/31/06 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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has kami done double-anal yet? ryan knox did it. i hear he's lactating.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143977 - 01/31/06 05:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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2 faggots out of the closet in one day on xxxpt. Its Christmas.  Bishop, grab your screwdriver, do whats right for mankind and start ridding these powerbottoms in the industry. Hillary mentioned about the amount of homo's in porn today. This fact might be keeping more attractive women from wanting to fuck on film. In part, it could be costing you prime pussy. Instead of fucking women that look more and more like Lisa Sparxx, you could be fucking more Monica Sweethearts. Think about it. The ball is in your court.
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#143978 - 01/31/06 06:12 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#143979 - 01/31/06 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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you just performed one of the LOWEST ACTS a man can do, what you did was worse than being a grave-robber in the view of all.
your course towards full-emasculation is almost complete.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143980 - 01/31/06 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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If that's a problem he can give Nacho a call.
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#143982 - 01/31/06 07:45 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Tell us Mr. Metrosexual, Ryan Knox, what was it like to have been ass raped? Did it feel like a big turd that just wouldn't come out? I'd bet you'd sell your diginity for $20 or a dose of meth. What did the ladies think of your broccoli tattoo?
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#143984 - 01/31/06 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Admit it ryan, your already sucking cock in the park for crank money, taking it in the ass is nothing new to you.
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#143985 - 01/31/06 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Tell us Mr. Metrosexual, Ryan Knox, what was it like to have been ass raped? Did it feel like a big turd that just wouldn't come out? I'd bet you'd sell your diginity for $20 or a dose of meth. What did the ladies think of your broccoli tattoo?
He wouldn't do anything difficult, like a dialogue only scene, for Malice for 40.00, so I'm guessing he took this one at 50.00 or so.
The broccoli/fungus on his chest has been a problem- thats why they're casting him as a bottom from here on - to hide it. Well... that and he loves it.
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#143986 - 01/31/06 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Now that he's loosened up his ass does that mean he's found a way to carry on with his chosen career without asking mom & dad for money?
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#143987 - 01/31/06 10:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Can you read?
It was one girl.
I wouldn't do it with any other girl.
Oh, it always starts that way.
Prediction: He'll be getting tranny gang banged by next winter.
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#143988 - 01/31/06 11:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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Can you read?
It was one girl.
I wouldn't do it with any other girl.
your measured and stoic responses sure are hilarious. the point is you might as well have done it with Sal, the friendly corpulent larval manatee in every Trailer Across America, because the only person that could jack off to your disfigured fucksack is a big gay!
seriously though mister knox i want to tie you up and stuff your worthless biohazardous waste containment unit full of transient dicks and chocolate confections
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#143990 - 02/01/06 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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That's funny because I'd like to piss in your mouth and hear you gargle amazing grace.
bet that wouldn't be as cool as you gargling with broken glass
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#143991 - 02/01/06 01:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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That's funny because I'd like to piss in your mouth and hear you gargle amazing grace.
except you're the paid performer and i'm the lowly civilian without a drug habit to exploit so the likelihood of my dream becoming reality is much higher. i'm sure you're used to having your dreams dashed by now so i'll just file yours behind "marine biologist"
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#143992 - 02/01/06 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ryan, can i ask if you actually reached a state of excitement while having your puckered little asshole fucked? you know, the erection you've only been able to achieve with a needle and caverject in the past?
we know you're a homo with erectile-issues, can i still come over and watch "beaches"?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#143993 - 02/01/06 02:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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OH DEAR SWEET JESUS!...Remember that scene in Alien ,where the larve stage alien burst forth from the guys chest on the operating table?Well I keep picturing that scene in reverse except it ain't the chest the larve is bustin' in through... I knew if I stayed in porn long enough there would come a time that I would be glad my phone did'nt ring for a scene,I just had no idea it would be under these circumstances. Did they tell you guys what they had planned for this scene or did they spring it on you like a L.A. Direct chick that doesn't do anal?  No matter. Now what happened in that movie? Oh yeah thats right( trading my screwdriver for a blowtorch) 
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#143994 - 02/01/06 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I knew if I stayed in porn long enough there would come a time that I would be glad my phone did'nt ring for a scene,I just had no idea it would be under these circumstances.
I don't know why but this comment just tickled me right, maybe because i can picture bishop answering his phone and hearing just from his end "how much?, wow thats pretty good, ok and who am i performing with? ohh nice shes a solid performer, cute, okay and whats the theme behind the scene? (15 seconds of silence), I didn't think she did anal? (20 seconds of silence), what? HELLLLLLLLL NOOOOO (click)
I just hope that ryans scene had two thinks, good close up shots of his face as she first pushes it in and erik everhard like rapid fire hard strokes. Id be happy with either or at this point.
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#143995 - 02/01/06 06:16 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#143996 - 02/01/06 06:25 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Got an idea, I'm claiming it now so don't even think of doing it without giving me a cut of the profits. I call it "Reverse Donkey Punch." In this, Ryan is getting hammered in the ass by Katja again and all of a sudden, WHAM. Katja punches Ryan in the back of his peanuthead.
Whattya think?
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#143997 - 02/01/06 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's not like knox can go any lower, i'm sure he'd take the rare chance to work on "film" instead of with strange men at rest-stops.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#143998 - 02/01/06 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I just hope that ryans scene had two thinks, good close up shots of his face as she first pushes it in and erik everhard like rapid fire hard strokes. Id be happy with either or at this point.
Two words: dueling banjos
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#144000 - 02/02/06 11:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Can you read?
It was one girl.
I wouldn't do it with any other girl.
I'd do it to you. You know it.
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#144005 - 02/02/06 05:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Did Melissa shit in your mouth?
No, he just does that for fun.
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#144008 - 02/02/06 05:50 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#144009 - 02/02/06 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Do you call your mother a bitch and a slut when you are angry at her?. Serious question. Im conducting a study on this and im curious which side you fit on.
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