See, Monstar threw off even the most sensitive of gaydars. He once posted about his make-up, which emboldened Longshot to positively rhapsodize about his days of troweling on Revlon's hot pink lip gloss.

I think we should hijack this thread to share our favorite Longshot moments. Mine is probably when Keiko publicly broke up with him on the air at KSEX. They're soulmates, you understand.

That thread has important anthropological value as well, as it's where a good deal of hatred for JRV came from. That's really the first post where I realized (a.) how seriously he takes this, and (b.) what a jerk-off he is. Read in amazement as I try to speak rationally to the fanatical fanboy issuing his fatwas.