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After looking for the hidden camera from the cretinous reality show, I would pick it up. Picking up a urine tainted $20 is a few notches less demeaning than my full time job at the warehouse.

Am I the only one who imagines Simp/CAOH as a sort of tragic, Tennessee Williams-esque hero ala Tom Wingfield?

"Listen! You think I'm crazy about the warehouse ? You think I'm in love with the continental shoemakers? You think I want to spend fifty-five years down there in that celotex interior ! with fluorescent tubes! Look! I'd rather somebody picked up a crowbar and battered out my brains - than go back mornings! I go! Every time you come in yelling that Goddamn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shine!" I say to myself, " How lucky dead people are!" But I get up. I go! For sixty-five dollars a month I give up all that I dream of doing and being ever !"

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