I thought of this during AEE, when i was being chased by a hooker and ducked into one of those Elevators that help people up over the cross bridges. The elvator was full of piss on the floor, and I saw a 20 dollar bill...I left it alone. What denomination would have to be there for any of you to pick up? I decided I would pick up a c-note.

What, did Max Hardcore do a quickie shoot with a tweaker and she forgot to grab her payoff?

Was it totally _dripping_ in bladder juice or merely _tainted_ by the random spillage?

Based on your scenario, I would not pick up a $20, especially if I had plenty of cash in my pocket. Only by mistake if I was drunk and did not notice the golden goo.

$100 is a fair sum.
But, uh, $20 ... I'll leave it for someone who needs it more. Charity begins at home.

I guess Cytherea was using that lift as an office.

Would I pick it up? Hmmmmn...depends on the length of my skirt.

After looking for the hidden camera from the cretinous reality show, I would pick it up. Picking up a urine tainted $20 is a few notches less demeaning than my full time job at the warehouse.

and to think there is little niggas starving to death in africa.

shit for less than a dollar a day.......

thats 20 days them little mofos could get some grub.

Yall some spoiled ass perverts!

I gots to go.... my hommie stoppin by to sell me some killer maui.

HOLLA

When getting change at a nudie bar, god knows what are on those bills.

I'd pick it up using other bills to claw it up off the floor. Then find the first cocktail waitress, give it to her and tell her to keep those drinks coming my way.

True story. At my old firm, I walked by the office of the chica nextdoor. She looked deep in thought. A few minutes later, I walk by again and she's in the same pose. I step inside and see she's staring at a filthy stack of bills on the table.

"They're not going to crawl away," sez I.

"They might. It was some stripper with a DUI. She came by and threw this on the desk to pay."

"So?"

"It's stripper money," she sez.

"So? What do you think is on it?"

"Well, blood."

I looked closer and sure enough, the bill on top was moist and red. I was trying to think of an alternative to "She's a stripper and she's on her period" but "Maybe she took it from a dead body?" wasn't much better.

Oliver North faced the same possibility when those secret documents were passed to Fawn Hall. Imagine the shock on Paul Simon's face if Fawn whipped out the missing documents with a red stain on them. How would Ollie scramble up a response...

"Senator, the U.S. government has never sent menstrual fluids to the Contras."

This thread was born out of my lifelong fascination with what people will do, and put up with for X amount of cash. My interest in porn evolves from this question/issue. For me its not about sex or sexual expression...it's about personal integrity and the individual, subjective index of economic UTILITY. It's quintessentially hypocritical (and self loathing) on my part to, for instance, pay a call girl 1500 bucks for a few hours, and all the while marvel at the fact that I have bought her for this period of time and wonder what EXACTLY she will do with that 1500 bucks that makes putting up with me for several hours worth it...in other words, what UTILITY does she get out that money, and how is that utility intrinsicly greater in value than the perpetration of whatever sexual act I engage in with her? How does she rationalize that having every CD she wants in her music collection trumps me busting a nut on some part of her body??

In retrospect, I probably should have picked up that $20 bill (like pinch it between two fingers) and grabbed a wrapper or something from a trash bin to carry it until I found a homeless alcoholic (or some other street urchin) to give it to and make their day. Give a booze hound 20 bucks and you have bought yourself some REAL friendship for the duration of whatever cheap booze he/she can buy...I do enjoy chatting with homeless bums, they have the most compelling, ENTERTAINING stories to tell...

The really stupid thing is, PISS is sterile, and is a lot less dangerous and allergenic than semen (cum), so I should have picked it up on that grounds too...which is also why I marvel at the amount of cum women are so willing to get doused in during today's porn scenes, Dr Mitchell approved bodily fluids or not...