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#143622 - 01/30/06 08:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
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where does he go now? the love of his life, gen padover is on the outs with jeff after the ashley-blue attack...going as far as sending steward a big "fuck you". yet jrv's been a good soldier to jeff and relishes his modship, but if this jeff-gen spat continues, his world will crumble. and we'll watch. great drama.
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#143623 - 01/30/06 08:56 AM
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i'm sure monkey is hoping for  but he can still be her tampon through email or maybe if she is on myspace
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#143624 - 01/30/06 09:14 AM
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I've had work to do recently. It's cut into my porn time so I'm going to have to cut back on this work stuff.
I'm not sure I'd call it a Jeff/Gen spat so much as A PMS attack. Jeff's been in porn for a while and I suspect he's seen it before...
Gen does have a MySpace but hasn't updated much since she keeps a boytoy at home these days.
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#143628 - 01/30/06 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Well, because I looked to see if the page was still there, and the date on the most recent blog is mid December. Actually looking before posting isn't that hard.
The boytoy part is actually just a guess, but a safe one I think.
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#143630 - 01/31/06 01:04 AM
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Is Gen taking a break or did she run off with Kara Nox?
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#143631 - 01/31/06 01:36 AM
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Well, anyone who wants to eviscerate the Monkey is going to get Gen's interest. Gen doesn't post every day so who knows?
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#143632 - 01/31/06 02:20 AM
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#143633 - 01/31/06 02:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Jrv created Kara Nox. He must have...I've never heard of the broad until she came out of nowhere like she sprung out of Zeus's forehead and landed inside xxxporntalk. Keep in mind, Jrv has created Kara Nox Gellatin's personality to appeal somewhat to Gen's intellectual side as well as creating an 'outcast of porn' bond.
It's a given that Monkey will start up on anyone and dig even further once they show weakness, so Jrv has Kara retaliate with a lawsuit against Monkey. Jrv knows suing some anonymous dude on a porn board is a stupid porn whore move practiced widely by porn whores who boast their role as a third wave feminist and earning a BA while it's all bs that they dropped out of Yale for the love of cum.
Jrv sees this as a perfect opportunity for his character, Kara Nox, to leave xpt. Coincidently, the Ashley Blue vs Gen thread started a few days before this incident and Miss Scarlet (me) is in the conservatory. Yeah, I know that Miss Scarlet is from Clue, but it's my fucking fantasy where I get to lounge in next season's John Galliano before it hits fashion week. Meanwhile, Jrv kidnaps Gen after she fell asleep in Thousand Oaks, Ca at 4am on 1/29/06.
Somewhere in an abandoned fort in Texas, Jrv unties the rope and blindfold from Gen and explains to her that the entire Cage, with the exception of Sammura because the Chi Town library system won't let her use the internet anymore, thinks she ran away from xpt with Kara Nox after both feeling banished and once again establishing their outcast status. Jrv promises Gen a new xxxporntalk where they will be king and queen as long as she marries him in a secret ceremony where he already has Smartt's old wedding dress laid out on the bed. He is forcefull with his words but not violence because he wouldn't want to mar his lovely.
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#143636 - 01/31/06 09:01 AM
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I've never heard of the broad until she came out of nowhere like she sprung out of Zeus's forehead and landed inside xxxporntalk.
I love this reference! Sadly for Kara though she is no Athena with regards to wisdom or beauty, lol.
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#143637 - 01/31/06 09:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No, I didn't create Kara ... but maybe I created Monkey, just as Dr. Jekyll begat Mr. Hyde...  The problem with trying to lock Gen up in my old barn is that the boards in the walls don't fit tightly and she might wiggle out through the cracks. Bishop! You did a scene with Kara Nox a couple of years ago in Bang my White Tight Ass 16. What's she like? Why doesn't she admit she got punk'd and just move on? This sure seems like a lot of drama for what was worth maybe a three-second chuckle at most.
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#143639 - 01/31/06 09:22 AM
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Whatever the machinations were that produced this little spoof for us, the results were good. I was entertained. Now if someone would tell me that a certain eurotrash hanger-on blogger is just a figment of someones imagination, well, that would just make my day.
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#143640 - 01/31/06 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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for no reason- remember this chick? so weird i love "I'm in college awaiting the chance to graduation with a degree in marketing. "
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#143644 - 01/31/06 01:53 PM
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hey sammura, would you let me extinguish a cigarette on your skin for a grand?
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#143645 - 01/31/06 02:07 PM
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laughing at the two dorks refreshing this thread over and over
looking for replies..lol
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#143648 - 01/31/06 04:23 PM
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give him his wallet and cd-wallet you stole from his car back and he will.
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#143649 - 01/31/06 04:30 PM
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i noticed you are always behind him  . smelly says something first then smiling arab then jamesn... every single time.always circle jerking someone on the board.
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#143651 - 01/31/06 04:38 PM
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you stole his shit, of course he hates you. i'm no fan of theives, give him back what you took from his vehicle and i won't bother you anymore. that was a lowdown, wretched thing you did.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#143652 - 01/31/06 04:43 PM
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I love you, COAH. See, less is more sometimes and you just said what I've been thinking for a while. Thank you, I really needed something to calm my stomach after learning about the Ryan Knox strap-on scene.
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#143654 - 01/31/06 05:13 PM
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#143655 - 01/31/06 05:17 PM
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Sammura seriously fuck off, you are so limited and boring. You have the same tired played out responses, do you even know what alt porn is or are you just saying it because all the kids are?. You are rotten inside and out, mentally unbalanced, poisonous personality, hideous pitt bull grill, road map body, disregard for personal hygiene and the inability to understand when you have overstayed your welcome. You are worse then hitler and da burglar combined.
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#143664 - 01/31/06 06:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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awesome work zen, she gave off serious bizarro-vibes, i was too uninspired to do any homework since she vanished
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#143666 - 01/31/06 06:14 PM
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Damn Zen, I need an antiseptic shower. Now bring us the head of Slut Wife
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#143667 - 01/31/06 08:25 PM
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wigga please!..lol do you think your replies to me are orginal. you say the same shit over and over again. sammura kids,sammura crack,sammura cheap hooker. your a fucking joke and your just mad because I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. so go and get your hair faded and buy some more hip hop gear  and keep fliming the people you too scared to talk about to their face. for the record smelly monkey is not jeff or tony....hmmmmm. Quote:
Sammura seriously fuck off, you are so limited and boring. You have the same tired played out responses, do you even know what alt porn is or are you just saying it because all the kids are?. You are rotten inside and out, mentally unbalanced, poisonous personality, hideous pitt bull grill, road map body, disregard for personal hygiene and the inability to understand when you have overstayed your welcome. You are worse then hitler and da burglar combined.
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#143668 - 01/31/06 08:38 PM
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Bitch please, if you really knew who monkey was you wouldn't hesitate to out him.
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#143669 - 01/31/06 09:33 PM
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if i told, it would get him hurt,because he works with the same talent and industry folk he talks about. . oh yeah eat me asshole  Quote:
Bitch please, if you really knew who monkey was you wouldn't hesitate to out him.
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#143671 - 01/31/06 09:42 PM
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if i told, it would get him hurt,because he works with the same talent and industry folk he talks about.
you just proved my point, as I said you would have outed him already crack-a-rella
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