hey sammy, i think i left my garage-key and a half-open tin of sardines in your vagina, just letting you know i'm changing the locks. you can keep the fish if you feel they make you feel "fresher". never said i've never done nothin' for you. word to your mother-if you know who she is.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits