how was the 5pm client? i assume you were getting bonecrushed by a balding man with garlic-breath earlier this evening. did he pat your children on the head? do your "regulars" bring them little toy steamships and books you don't bother reading them?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits