"officer! i'm educating my kids, that's why i'm fucking this crackah for 200 dollars! it's educational! career shit yo! kid's gotta learn some hustle, don't you be taking my kids, i taught them to clean out the whiteboy's wallets and run across the street to copy their housekeys, they're some hard-workin' kids! how a sister gonna burglarize a john without a copy of his keys?" greatest cops episode ever
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits