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#143673 - 02/01/06 12:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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awesome work zen, she gave off serious bizarro-vibes, i was too uninspired to do any homework since she vanished
It's that weird slutwife vibe right?
I just love the fact that the first thing that comes to mind in a jrv thread is a sexually abused tranny with dead eyes. Clean my car bitch.
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wigga please!..lol do you think your replies to me are orginal. you say the same shit over and over again. sammura kids,sammura crack,sammura cheap hooker. your a fucking joke and your just mad because I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
so go and get your hair faded and buy some more hip hop gear and keep fliming the people you too scared to talk about to their face.
for the record smelly monkey is not jeff or tony....hmmmmm.
Bitch you don't even know to wipe from front to back let alone who i am you cracked out trick.
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Bitch please, if you really knew who monkey was you wouldn't hesitate to out him.
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if i told, it would get him hurt,because he works with the same talent and industry folk he talks about.
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Jesus! as usual I go out to get laid so my kids(and LA. County Probation)can eat and all kind of shit goes down here.
W.T.F. happened with Kara? Lawsuit?! ooooOOOHHH!!!! sounds like you've outdone yourself this time Pop.
Anywho yes I was FORTUNATE enough to work with Ms Knox on two occasions,the once with she and Silvio in the afformentioned Bang M.T.W.A. #whatever and also just she and I for Playboy T.V. in an IR scene on a wrought-iron stairwell.This was approx.2 to 3 yrs ago and I found her to be delightful.Attractive warm and easy to work with.Also curvy,which is in line with my personal taste.I most assuredly did not hate her then or now on any level(attorneys please note).
So what happened? you guys drove off another porn chick huh?Whats that make like, 35-40 since I registered?
tsk tsk.Good thing they keep sending new ones or we would have to change the name to xxx dude talk.(note to self, pitch this to evil angel)
I mentioned that i heard heard from a few different people in the industry that she tried to hide chasey lains meth addiction when she decided to return to porn and it ended up costing a lot of people a little money, she and her pimp then threanted a law suit and as they say in france, yo nigga this bitch be trippin. They put a contract out on me once they saw they had nowhere to go legally with it.
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you know how it goes : monkeys gets a beef withsomeone on the board the rest jump in to get monkey's approval and keep the flames from burning them. oh i STILL think you a sale out
I didn't flame anyone i produced the truth which in most cases causes problems.
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#143675 - 02/01/06 07:02 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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ONCE AGAIN PROVING MY POINT,FIRST MONKEY THEN YOU. STOP STALKING ME ARAB. Quote:
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Never mind I can't wait.
check this out. Look for callmetammi
Height: 5 ft 6 in to 5 ft 11 inÂ
Weight: 240Â
Brief Description of You: Fairy
Oh, and Sammura? Shut the fuck up and go back to mastering the art of welfare fraud and creating a relief map of the Western United States on your thigh.
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#143676 - 02/01/06 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Just getting in from the nights walk about? If you'd let your kids show you how to steal car radios or stick people up with screwdrivers, you probably wouldn't have to walk the streets for a living.
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#143677 - 02/01/06 07:35 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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yup because all black people steal cars.yup that right, so keep TYPING out what your to scared to say in someone face. Quote:
Just getting in from the nights walk about? If you'd let your kids show you how to steal car radios or stick people up with screwdrivers, you probably wouldn't have to walk the streets for a living.
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#143678 - 02/01/06 07:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yup because all black people steal cars.yup that right, so keep TYPING out what your to scared to say in someone face.
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Just getting in from the nights walk about? If you'd let your kids show you how to steal car radios or stick people up with screwdrivers, you probably wouldn't have to walk the streets for a living.
Try again skankerella, this time read instead of skim. I don't believe all black people steal cars, only the ones that are related to you.
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#143679 - 02/01/06 08:14 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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hav2cit,monkey,arab= sammura stalkers. get used to this reply because that's all you gonna get from me. doing a test on how xpt works. so lets take it shall we? Quote:
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yup because all black people steal cars.yup that right, so keep TYPING out what your to scared to say in someone face.
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Just getting in from the nights walk about? If you'd let your kids show you how to steal car radios or stick people up with screwdrivers, you probably wouldn't have to walk the streets for a living.
Try again skankerella, this time read instead of skim. I don't believe all black people steal cars, only the ones that are related to you.
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#143680 - 02/01/06 08:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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lol, no one stalks you. you're like an itchy scab people just can't help but pick at.
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#143681 - 02/01/06 08:53 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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hav2cit,monkey,arab= sammura stalkers
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#143682 - 02/01/06 09:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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hav2cit,monkey,arab= sammura stalkers
You just post that shit cause you got nothing, your head is empty much like that place in your body where a human soul is supposed to be.
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#143683 - 02/01/06 09:40 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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hav2cit,monkey,arab= sammura stalkers Quote:
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hav2cit,monkey,arab= sammura stalkers
You just post that shit cause you got nothing, your head is empty much like that place in your body where a human soul is supposed to be.
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#143686 - 02/01/06 10:05 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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keep  to masturbatory dreams of fucking me. Quote:
The funny thing is that these five words are the most coherent thing Mushmouth has ever posted.
I don't need to stalk you when I'm still trying to wash the smell of your lovenest out of my clothes. Worst $4 and half of a Snickers bar that I ever spent.
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#143688 - 02/01/06 10:15 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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lol...you know when someone don't have a life when his whole purpose is to own someone on a message board.but maybe if he tries hard enough he can get a chance to SHAKE jeff's hand at the next avn expo. smelly monkey=industry insider the rest=hoping to win enough cool points so they can say to their friends while watching a gag factor video: hey i know the guys who flims this. Quote:
have2shit is fucking dumbass, thinks he's big man on campus for owning ryan knox. you can have the homo as a badge of honor, shitface. it makes you look stupid, but stupid is as stupid does.
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#143689 - 02/01/06 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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do you have your child make the bed and febreeze the booze-sweat out of the sheets between tricks?
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#143690 - 02/01/06 10:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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the rest=hoping to win enough cool points so they can say to their friends while watching a gag factor video: hey i know the guys who flims this.
Damn, that's funny as shit!!!!
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#143692 - 02/01/06 10:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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have2shit is a total fucking dumbass thinking he's a big man on campus for owning ryan knox. you can have the homo as a badge of honor, shitface. it makes you look stupid, but stupid is as stupid does.
jamesn owns you bitch. maybe I'll trade him for you but I would need at least $100 dollars on top to even out the difference.
Crackmaster S and you make a great couple, someone get them a room then get me a hand grenade.
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#143693 - 02/01/06 10:37 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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i know they keep putting their foot in their mouth, their saying the same thing over and over, sammura,kids,crack,hooker. we know they hate me..fine, but now i know their obessed because they been saying my name on here for almost 2 years. willing to bet they can't even go a week with out saying anything about me. they talk about adt but they are the same here jeff gets mad when someone thinks his movies suck and goes on diffrent message boards talking shit, but hey jeff it's just jokes right? tony bans people,not because they broke the rules, because certain xpt'er asked him to. gia is xpt 2006 board whore untill she says something that piss monkey off or her peers start comming up and asking her why was she talking shit or thinking she shouldn't get work because she up under jeff nut sack( because no one in the porn world really likes jeff..see kami for example the rest are hangers on to scared to go out the monkey box, because if they don't agree with him he is gonna do the same thing he did to kara. remember kara? remember when she first got here how nice everyone was to her. her and monkey had a spat then the whole message board turns on her. damn shame these dumb fucks are so simple minded they letting a guy on a INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD who too scared to use his real name influence every little thing they do on here.BUT I KNOW WHO HE IS AND NEXT YEAR I WILL MAKE SURE TO WALK UP TO HIM AND SHAKE HIS HAND, IT WOULD BE FUN WATCHING HIS BLUE EYES BLINK MADLY AND HIS FACE TURN RED.SHIT I MIGHT TELL WHO HE IS AT THE END OF THE YEAR JUST WAITING ON A CERTAIN PERSON PORN CAREER TO BE SECURE BEFORE I TELL. Quote:
note to sammura: i bet you just sit back and laugh at these white breads who think they're such geniuses spending their lives online wasting their supposed intellect on new ways to throw the same tired insults at you. too bad they don't know the dozens, but if you took it to the streets i'd put my money on a sista.
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#143694 - 02/01/06 10:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#143695 - 02/01/06 10:42 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Where is that retard RENFIELD when you need him to drop his favorite n-bomb?
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#143696 - 02/01/06 10:42 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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WELL I GUESS YOU,MONKEY AND ARAB NEED TO GET A ROOM TOO. BECAUSE YOU ALL SPEAK UP FOR EACH OTHER ON HERE. monkey says something to sammura sammura replies back arab and 2cit comes in EVEN THO NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO THEM and add their two cents.like i said going around circle jerking on the board. Quote:
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have2shit is a total fucking dumbass thinking he's a big man on campus for owning ryan knox. you can have the homo as a badge of honor, shitface. it makes you look stupid, but stupid is as stupid does.
jamesn owns you bitch. maybe I'll trade him for you but I would need at least $100 dollars on top to even out the difference.
Crackmaster S and you make a great couple, someone get them a room then get me a hand grenade.
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#143697 - 02/01/06 10:44 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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no what funny is that you took the time out of your life to type that.hey jeff they spamming the same thing over and over again. so where's  their ban? Quote:
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#143698 - 02/01/06 10:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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hey sammy, i know you've got 5-inch ghettofab nails to contend with, but there's this thing called "CTRL-C' then you can just hit "ctrl-v" about ten times. takes less time than a regular post, it'd work great if you're filling in a calendar in outlook. you could just write "sell my ass" once and paste it in every box.
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#143699 - 02/01/06 10:49 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Serious questions for Ms. Shane:
1) Did you graduate from high school?
2) How long have you been in the business?
3) Is that your ass in your avatar or is it your face?
4) Have you tried Gillette's new Fusion Power razor? Looks like it would help with that hairy problem you have.
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#143700 - 02/01/06 10:52 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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translation= hey guys i dissed sammura too,even tho she didn't say anthing to me . i'm part of the xpt gang now? Quote:
Serious questions for Ms. Shane:
1) Did you graduate from high school?
2) How long have you been in the business?
3) Is that your ass in your avatar or is it your face?
4) Have you tried Gillette's new Fusion Power razor? Looks like it would help with that hairy problem you have.
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#143701 - 02/01/06 10:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Height: 5 ft 6 in to 5 ft 11 in
Weight: 240
Brief Description of You: Fairy
Oh, and Sammura? Shut the fuck up and go back to mastering the art of welfare fraud and creating a relief map of the Western United States on your thigh.
shes pushing 240 in the mid 5's? Jesus. (tranny thing not sammura, hmm). This has thrown me off the funny sammura comment.
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ONCE AGAIN PROVING MY POINT,FIRST MONKEY THEN YOU.
STOP STALKING ME ARAB.
Tonights homework, look up and define the meaning of stalking, we can't have no dumbass hoes out there dribbling no basketballs. Great scene btw.
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yup because all black people steal cars.yup that right, so keep TYPING out what your to scared to say in someone face.
No, just the 2% thats holding the other 98% of the race back, guess which side youre on?.
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lol, no one stalks you. you're like an itchy scab people just can't help but pick at.
I think tony might of found a new post title "itchy sammura like scab" can be for those with 50-100 posts.
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lol...you know when someone don't have a life when his whole purpose is to own someone on a message board
I can't think of a better example, how about a person getting one board to have a race riot with another only to have the board where she considers to have "friends at" not give a flying fuck then have her post her disappointment over the lack of support. ORRRRRRRRRRRRR a person who posts at 14 different porn boards 19 hours a day despite not being in the biz nor wanting to be or even liking it or its fans. Feel free to stop me if ive missed anything.
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ghostshadow's so cute when he gets angry and knocks his sippy-cup over and clenches his fists. i love that you quoted forest gump, that movie must be somewhat inspirational for you. you work at a poultry-factory.
LOL sippy cup. Those things are great, i should make an adult line.
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the rest are hangers on to scared to go out the monkey box, because if they don't agree with him he is gonna do the same thing he did to kara.
remember kara? remember when she first got here how nice everyone was to her. her and monkey had a spat then the whole message board turns on her.
Sammura i know it might be hard for you to believe this, but some people have the ability to form their own opinions, and this might come as a shock to you, but a porn whore threatening legal action over a random on the internet saying she knows a crack whore in a satire forum can be considered retarded by more people then just the monkey, No take a step back for a minute and remember what you were like before you watched new jack city and decided to live your life based around a 90 minute mario van pebbles black gangsta movie and all its cliches when you could actually form your own opinion rather then just blurb whatever you think goes against the masses to prove a point that you still don't have a full grasp of. take a moment, let it digest.
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#143702 - 02/01/06 10:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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A: biff's merely doing the "right" thing as applied to a greater, collective good. it's commendable, hookers spread filth and disease. B: biff's been a card-carrying "member of the gang" for quite some time. we're kinda selective though, your past as a "crip" excludes you. and we don't take ugly hookers who fuck in front of their children either, that's a base, base thing to do. C: talked to DYS recently? Quote:
translation= hey guys i dissed sammura too,even tho she didn't say anthing to me . i'm part of the xpt gang now?
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#143703 - 02/01/06 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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where is the cat food and corn chips sammura we all knew? much like punk music, I guess we're left only with a pale imitation. Sammura how much to throw you out of a speeding car? do I get a BBJ with that?
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#143704 - 02/01/06 11:06 AM
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yup because nothing says cool like being part of a dorky messageboard gang.how many of yall is it ? hey if that's what gets you off,thoughts of me fucking in front of my seven kids oops i mean 10, maybe i got 15 who knows, but we all know what makes your little 3 inch dick hard. Quote:
A: biff's merely doing the "right" thing as applied to a greater, collective good. it's commendable, hookers spread filth and disease.
B: biff's been a card-carrying "member of the gang" for quite some time. we're kinda selective though, your past as a "crip" excludes you. and we don't take ugly hookers who fuck in front of their children either, that's a base, base thing to do.
C: talked to DYS recently?
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translation= hey guys i dissed sammura too,even tho she didn't say anthing to me . i'm part of the xpt gang now?
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#143705 - 02/01/06 11:11 AM
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sammura, the only thing that would make me hard is gluing your feet to the floor then hooking a small crane to your hoop earrings, starting it up and pulling the lever back. maybe you'd let me drill a hole through the top of your head and attach a hook, hooker. i'd kick in five grand extra, though your earlobes are as thick as steaks so your neck would go far before they'd tear.
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#143708 - 02/01/06 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I just wanted to know if it was inclusive of the price, is it still just a sawbuck? I'll give the BBJ away, I bet Darren James hasn't been hummed in a while. HIV+ or HIV- is all the same to you right?
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#143711 - 02/01/06 12:10 PM
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i'll teach you how to use it if you promise to give up your children and get spayed.
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#143712 - 02/01/06 12:20 PM
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I wonder if Sam's kids ever ask her why all of her boyfriends are named John?
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#143713 - 02/01/06 12:40 PM
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translation= me too monkey! i love how you xpt'ers are using me to win cool points with the monkey. Quote:
I wonder if Sam's kids ever ask her why all of her boyfriends are named John?
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#143714 - 02/01/06 12:46 PM
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i love how you xpt'ers are using me to win cool points with the monkey.
You give yourself too much credit, and my question remains unanswered.
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#143716 - 02/01/06 01:23 PM
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nope.. but you know me so well. . i would read the cage for the gossip and watching people twofaced step themself right out of the loop. and always like clock work smiling arab comes in and must say something about me. because he is a STALKER. Quote:
This is beautiful, beautiful! The bitch that's been banned at least two times and still reads the cage religiously mocking people... Getting insulted by Sammura is like one of Jerry's Kids making fun of a guy with a toupe.
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#143717 - 02/01/06 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread needs to be locked, like, NOW. It's dead perfect as it stands. Any more is like a boob job on the Venus di Milo. 
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#143719 - 02/01/06 02:19 PM
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arab can't let it go folks..lol Quote:
Mushmouth, speak English or shut the fuck up. I know you don't have much to do until your johns get their foodstamps in a couple of days, can I suggest sanding down your tit zits as a pastime instead?
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#143721 - 02/01/06 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey sammy, i'm making crabcakes tonight, mind if i shake your sheets out into a pot or did you already feed the critters to your children?
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