in addition to your #3, lets call it 3a. In every given city there is also that one stripper... you all know the one, you spot her when you first sit down you see her making her rounds you wait patiently as you cant belive how hot how young, what a body on her, she's smiling from far away, she looks like the girl of your dreams and the one mama warned you about all in one. finally you feel that soft touch on your shoulder as you turn its her face her eyes light up and then boom!! out of her mouth comes either german russian chech, or some other foreign accent slurring all her words together you can't make out anythign she just said othan "want dance". WTF man, im not trying to put down where they come from at all, I'm just saying with all the music, the bad lighting, the bullshit lines and the waitresses walking up every ten seconds asking if I want to buy everyone and their grandmother a fucking drink, the last thing i need is to sit and try to determine what some broad is trying to say in broken english all night! to all the import strippers of the world.... you have been in this country long enough to figure out strippers make the best money with the smallest amount of experience, and you have figured out how to spend all that american cash, so learn to speak to us without the god damn accent! I'm out I'm off to Cheetah's to give Makklahva & her friend Dashkah more of my cash!!