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#14362 - 01/25/04 12:25 PM there are many constants in life
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Registered: 01/25/04
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1. the sun rises
2. the sun sets
3. in any given city there's a stripper named electra
4.
5.
6.....
got one to add?
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#14363 - 01/25/04 01:34 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 01/07/04
Posts: 208
Loc: Lost Wages, Nev
in addition to your #3, lets call it 3a. In every given city there is also that one stripper... you all know the one, you spot her when you first sit down you see her making her rounds you wait patiently as you cant belive how hot how young, what a body on her, she's smiling from far away, she looks like the girl of your dreams and the one mama warned you about all in one. finally you feel that soft touch on your shoulder as you turn its her face her eyes light up and then boom!! out of her mouth comes either german russian chech, or some other foreign accent slurring all her words together you can't make out anythign she just said othan "want dance". WTF man, im not trying to put down where they come from at all, I'm just saying with all the music, the bad lighting, the bullshit lines and the waitresses walking up every ten seconds asking if I want to buy everyone and their grandmother a fucking drink, the last thing i need is to sit and try to determine what some broad is trying to say in broken english all night! to all the import strippers of the world.... you have been in this country long enough to figure out strippers make the best money with the smallest amount of experience, and you have figured out how to spend all that american cash, so learn to speak to us without the god damn accent! I'm out I'm off to Cheetah's to give Makklahva & her friend Dashkah more of my cash!!

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#14364 - 01/29/04 03:09 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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4. someone will capture sex on film,and someone will bitch about it
5.
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#14365 - 04/03/04 04:48 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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5. if you got nine dollars, the devil wants ten
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#14366 - 07/25/04 04:57 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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6. pussy makes sunshine
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#14367 - 07/25/04 10:24 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 07/20/03
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7.Money makes the coochie go woo woo.
Thats a direct quote out of a stripper friend of mine's mouth.
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#14368 - 07/25/04 11:54 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 12/07/03
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Quote:

7.Money makes the coochie go woo woo.





LMAO...

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#14369 - 07/26/04 02:11 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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7.Money makes the coochie go woo woo.
Thats a direct quote out of a stripper friend of mine's mouth.




makes me think of that nashville pussy song- first I look at the purse
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#14370 - 07/26/04 02:16 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 01/25/04
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8. women seem wicked when your unwanted. ( I'll lift that one from the
Lizard King...doubt he'll mind)
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#14371 - 07/26/04 04:51 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
13. Stag will always be a tranny in disguise.
14. Quazarman's porn will always suck.
15. ADT is forever a joke.

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#14372 - 08/23/06 08:47 PM Re: there are many constants in life
Juke Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
ten seconds to love is always better than
the frayed ends of sanity.

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#14373 - 08/23/06 11:07 PM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Here's a constant

16. This thread was lame in '04 it's even worse now.
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#14374 - 08/24/06 03:26 AM Re: there are many constants in life
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Here's a constant

16. This thread was lame in '04 it's even worse now.




lol.
obviously, you must be right King.
oh well.
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