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#143379 - 01/28/06 09:11 AM Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey style
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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First things first, I heard some of the funniest shit ever today, a friend of mine who works on the production side of that horrid show making the band on mtv told me that sammura tried out for the second series, obviously she didn't make any of the tv edits but he said he has some pictures and when he can find them will be emailing them to me as soon as i get them you get them. What the fuck was she thinking?




Rumors of jonni darko getting fired from evil angel because he is shooting for other companies under a different name, has a coke problem and doesn't love cock the way all evil angel employees are expected to. (is porn so boring that this is news now?, who gives a flying shit about anything jonni darko?, i guess i just posted this because i wanted to find an excuse to post a picture of coke)



Quote of the week comes from amber rayne

(ummm this girl)


"I was doing mainstream," she says, "but I can't deal with mainstream anymore. I was so interested in porn. I enjoy it." amber rayne


umm yeah i turned MY back on the mainstream because having mr pete's and joel lawrence's dick through me every week on film was far more appealing


Lukes serial killer exchange of the week

Luke: "Are you into pain?"

Amber: "You mean bondage and hot wax and that? Yes."

Luke: "I've had a couple of porn friends who cut themselves and I'm trying to work it through. So I'm asking everyone today if they cut themselves."

Amber: "That's a little scary."

Luke: "It scares me. That's why I'm talking about it


April storm recently had her birthday which was documented by luke, when it came time to blow out her candles it was overheard that her birthday wish was to not look like the love child of kathy bates and the view's joy behar, she woke up the next day and her wish wasn't granted.






Edited by smelly monkey (01/28/06 10:53 AM)
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#143380 - 01/28/06 10:12 AM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey style
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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OKAY I gotta give it to the fucking Monkey on this one.
The April/Kathy Bates reference is fantastic. Thanks for that really deep belly laugh.

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#143381 - 01/28/06 10:41 AM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey style
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
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you need to stop lying, go and flim so new footage for your new company..
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#143382 - 01/28/06 10:58 AM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey style
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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you need to stop lying, go and flim so new footage for your new company..





He said you sung fallin the alicia keys song, I almost died. Im trying to picture fallin by sammura. What did they say to you after you finished? Did they give you any hope of making the next round?.
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#143383 - 01/28/06 11:02 AM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey style
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
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whatever, you are fucking crazy all alone in that big ass house of yours with nothing to do. post the pictures if it's true then
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#143384 - 01/28/06 04:51 PM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey sty
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
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Leave April out of your shitfests. She's not talent, so stop fucking with her.
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#143385 - 01/28/06 05:32 PM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey sty
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
With a name like April Storm, I figured she was talent.
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#143386 - 01/28/06 11:21 PM Re: Porn pictures,gossip and other shit monkey sty
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Leave April out of your shitfests. She's not talent, so stop fucking with her.






I take it you don't like her, this response seems to obvious. Like you are wanting to fuel the fire, if it isn't then tell her to dress to her weight because in the picture above she looks like she is trying to smuggle the dead corpse of louie armstrong in her dress.


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With a name like April Storm, I figured she was talent




right on. People behind the scenes don't get to have porno names, thats part of the perks of being a pornstar.
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