I'm 42 years old.
5'6" and 230 lbs with a gut.
I'm divorced, live with my parents and have no money (ex get's most of it.)
I'm losing my hair.
I drive an Escort with over 220,000 miles on it.
I surf the internet for porn daily.
I've been in a number of altercations so I look pretty grizzled.

So, who do you think will win the superbowl (if you don't know it's the Pittsburgh Steelers -vs- the Seattle Seahawks.)

Post of the Month, January 2006........

Awesome, especially since you know the second they read you had no money, the young ladies clicked the X in the upper right hand corner.