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How do careers like Britney Spears get happened? This is a simple question, not an expression of disgusted incredulity. What I'm wondering about is can one of these attractive young women who have dealt with bitter pistoning pornographic peni for a short spell be able to sneak herself into a record contract and a spot on MTV before the record company (or her cheerleading agent, for that matter) learns of her monstrous video history? I hold out hope that this would be possible, and I think it would be because these pop careers are clearly confections that start with a look and a young woman willing to play ball, Milli Vanilli style. I tremble with excitement, really, at the thought of hypothetical new popstar princess "Michelle Avalon" having her former video career specilizing in her head being INVERTED and gagging on hateful pestering pusti suddenly revealed after she has sold millions of debut albums and acquired a legion of adoring 11 year old giggly fans. Could future history textbooks possibly leave such an event out, like Tuskegee?



His posts keep getting better and better....

Personally, I have never watched a Britney Spears Video (really...), and the only times I have listened to her music are when I am trapped in the office tower elevator behind large smelly fat women eating pastries who were too winded to take the stairwell....that being said, I have watched Britney Spears Star in No Cum Dodging Allowed #9, where she has the 7 men in her back up band jerk off and ejaculate into her open mouth, the whole scene choreographed on stage during a concert in Indianapolis. I have never seen the video "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet a Woman...", but I did see Britney in American Bukkake #39, when she allows 327 men to ejaculate upon her in a parking lot outside a Best Buy Electronics Store in San Diego....
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