I love American Bukkake so much, actually, that all 28 volumes are on my DVD shelf at home nestled sweetly between "American Beauty" and "American Pie."

And it's a good thing that Ryan passed on that $40 dialogue shoot, cuz the guy I got to replace him, Max Sunset, was fucking awesome. (Revenge of the Butt'Er Face)

And as far as watching men masturbate, well, who doesn't like to watch that, you can learn new techniques.

Malice