I love living in Australia where noone has guns ( unless you're a registered sport shooter and even then there's lots of protective measures you have to take and only certain types of guns that you're allowed to have ).

Too bad, because you really need to be shot, preferably in the head, at close range and with a large caliber weapon.

Try looking at the crime stats for Australia before and after the big ban, then come and apologize for you ignorance.

I have no figures. All I know for certain is that I'm an American, a Midwesterner no less, and everytime I walk past the armed peaceofficer what keeps watch over the grocery store environment, I begin to tremble with an almost sexual excitement of anticipation of suddenly grabbing his gun from its holster. So far, I've been able to resist this impulse, which feels like the intrusion of a powerful outside force into my mind's will.

A. The number of physicians in the U.S. today is approx. 700,000.

B Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.

C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services).

THINK ABOUT THIS:

A. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty million).

B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.


FACT:

NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.

Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

Guns are great.I wish more people would use them to off themselfs.

if you come to america, you can stay with me and i will take it upon myself to cure you of your stockholm syndrome about guns. there's a gun convention this weekend and i'm sure we can successfully educate you on the benefits of carrying weapons. as my first example i will drop you off at a shooting gallery in a skirt and blackface. it'll be like faggot training day.

Post after post subtlely proving exactly what ben said.


You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Making ben look good. Tsk tsk.




I've been campain-ing for my constitutional right to own and use when necassary nuclear weapons and biological agents.

I must say, to the detriment of our nation, so far my efforts have been shamelessly thwarted by limp-wristed tree-hugging unwashed leftie dole-bludgers.

Shame shame shame. How can I defend my family and property from night after night of gun toting criminals breaking into my house, often several times a night, and how can I recreationally fry small fluffy vegitarian but very very dangerous animals without nuclear ordinance?

It beggars belief.




Lies lies and damn statistics.

http://www.converge.org.nz/pma/gunaus.htm
vs
http://www.nrawinningteam.com/auresult.html