I do know that he's armed with an enormous duffle bag stocked with candy at every porn convention. I think he got offended when I told him, "I don't eat candy! I'm not a Max Hardcore contract girl!" Then he gave me a sheepish yet angry, "I was just trying to be nice." Brian, wherever you are, we know you're a nice guy, but passing out candy at porn conventions is a bit unecessary. Gimmicks make people creepy.