You're right, man. Your delusions of grandeur are bigger than any I'll ever cook up. You're the God of Porn. You've mastered a such a socially contributory business. Other porn producers lick the underside of your scrotum, you're so talented. Keith O'Connor wants you to impregnate Taylor for him, your seed is that intellectually valuable.

You probably think the AVN Awards are important, too.

Hey, I've got it! Instead of ejamacatin' me, why not go back to your blog and work on it...it's painfully light in content. That way you can show me which porn is better for me to slug my crank. But wait, you hate people like me.

You're as fake as the whore who snorts coke before her scenes "because it improves my performance for the fans."