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I'm not a fucking blogger you imbecile. I'm a producer and web porn company owner. I don't need to tell you who I shoot for or what company I own.



For some reason, that sounds like this:
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my name isnt david..its applesaucer can you read?? my real name is susan, im a chick...and second of all..i dont even know who the real ashley blue is..i never dated her..im a lesbian, but i have never dated her before..she looks stuck up anyways...



Any linguists in the house?