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Who speaks and writes like a 16 year old Valley Girl?
Who wears more makeup than a drag queen?
And wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos?
Who still hasn't come out of the closet and is in denial?

No it's not Chi Chi LaRue



Let me guess...this is just another thinly-veiled jab at Monstar, right? Or is it? Let me see here....

1) Speaks and writes like a 16 year old Valley Girl...well, y'know, riddles are pretty childish, kind of like Top Ten lists, plus it would take a man to just come straight out and state their beef instead of skirting around the issue and trying to hide behind the plausible deniability of a riddle.

2) Wears more makeup than a Drag Queen...well, you've got me here, because I've never seen a picture of you. I wonder why that is?

3) Wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos...please, just pause for a second and re-read that statement...'Wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos'. So you would perhaps prefer it if this mystery person had a change of outfits with them specifically for when people wanted to take their picture? Even Elton John isn't that much of a diva. Just re-read that statement and let the awesome gayness of it sink in. No more E! channel for you, Mr. Mypornoreview, it's starting to warp your priorities in life.

4) Who still hasn't come out of the closet and is in denial...Good point. Monstar spends most of his posts drooling over Stormy or Eva Angelina, whereas a real man would post constantly about some other guy. It's kind of funny that you want Monstar to stop being Monstar...you know, to stop wearing makeup and so on, but I have to ask myself why, and when I take into account the latent homophobia that rears its ugly head whenever you address the topic of Monstar (which is pretty much your entire raison d'etre for posting, it would seem), the answer becomes pretty clear.

You want Monstar to stop wearing makeup because you are attracted to him, yet are uncomfortable with these feelings of attraction towards another man, hence you lash out with homophobic comments and try to do Monstar and his site down at every opportunity, because this way, no one will think you like him and your secret is safe. It's a classic psychological condition called 'Character Armour', first coined by Wilhelm Reich, which basically means that people pretend to hate something they secretly love in order to appear acceptable by societal standards. Hence the most vocal racists or homophobes are usually secretly harbouring desires for other races or the same sex. It's the same reason the Church is chock full of perverts of every stripe too.

Basically, the vibe I'm getting off of your posts is that you have a bit of a sexual hangup for our resident redskin. You seem utterly obsessed with him and seemingly cannot post about anyone or anything else. I just think you'd be a lot happier in life if you were able to come clean and admit to yourself that you secretly love Monstar and want to suck on his peace pipe. That way we wouldn't have to keep putting up with your Monstar-centric missives either.

or ...the choice is yours, man!

PS: Every time you post about Monstar, I visit his site in protest, and considering that I detest MySpace with a passion, that should give you an indication of how thin your schtick is wearing.