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Who speaks and writes like a 16 year old Valley Girl?
Who wears more makeup than a drag queen?
And wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos?
Who still hasn't come out of the closet and is in denial?

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Let me guess...this is just another thinly-veiled jab at Monstar, right? Or is it? Let me see here....

1) Speaks and writes like a 16 year old Valley Girl...well, y'know, riddles are pretty childish, kind of like Top Ten lists, plus it would take a man to just come straight out and state their beef instead of skirting around the issue and trying to hide behind the plausible deniability of a riddle.

2) Wears more makeup than a Drag Queen...well, you've got me here, because I've never seen a picture of you. I wonder why that is?

3) Wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos...please, just pause for a second and re-read that statement...'Wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos'. So you would perhaps prefer it if this mystery person had a change of outfits with them specifically for when people wanted to take their picture? Even Elton John isn't that much of a diva. Just re-read that statement and let the awesome gayness of it sink in. No more E! channel for you, Mr. Mypornoreview, it's starting to warp your priorities in life.

4) Who still hasn't come out of the closet and is in denial...Good point. Monstar spends most of his posts drooling over Stormy or Eva Angelina, whereas a real man would post constantly about some other guy. It's kind of funny that you want Monstar to stop being Monstar...you know, to stop wearing makeup and so on, but I have to ask myself why, and when I take into account the latent homophobia that rears its ugly head whenever you address the topic of Monstar (which is pretty much your entire raison d'etre for posting, it would seem), the answer becomes pretty clear.

You want Monstar to stop wearing makeup because you are attracted to him, yet are uncomfortable with these feelings of attraction towards another man, hence you lash out with homophobic comments and try to do Monstar and his site down at every opportunity, because this way, no one will think you like him and your secret is safe. It's a classic psychological condition called 'Character Armour', first coined by Wilhelm Reich, which basically means that people pretend to hate something they secretly love in order to appear acceptable by societal standards. Hence the most vocal racists or homophobes are usually secretly harbouring desires for other races or the same sex. It's the same reason the Church is chock full of perverts of every stripe too.

Basically, the vibe I'm getting off of your posts is that you have a bit of a sexual hangup for our resident redskin. You seem utterly obsessed with him and seemingly cannot post about anyone or anything else. I just think you'd be a lot happier in life if you were able to come clean and admit to yourself that you secretly love Monstar and want to suck on his peace pipe. That way we wouldn't have to keep putting up with your Monstar-centric missives either.

or ...the choice is yours, man!

PS: Every time you post about Monstar, I visit his site in protest, and considering that I detest MySpace with a passion, that should give you an indication of how thin your schtick is wearing.

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I thought it was me, this idiot loves my cock and can't go very long without saying my name from underneath his breath.

the only thing i don't get is "And wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos?"

Do other people have a "Photo" wardorbe and a "Public" wardrobe?

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That's why you have a day job. I'm here in Prague shooting porn. I have a business more than being a porn star groupie.

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That's why you have a day job. I'm here in Prague shooting porn. I have a business more than being a porn star groupie.

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god you're a little bitch. brag, brag brag..maybe someone will believe it and...like you.

dreams do come true. they can happen to you!

...won't ever remove the fact that i am better than you.

(geezus....did i fuck your girlfriend in highschool or something? my bad.)

wait OMG...are you in prauge? holy fuck. you're so kool. what was your alexa rating....again?

are you wearing your public clothes or your photo clothes?

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god you're a little bitch. brag, brag brag..maybe someone will believe it and...like you.

dreams do come true. they can happen to you!

...won't ever remove the fact that i am better than you.

(geezus....did i fuck your girlfriend in highschool or something? my bad.)

wait OMG...are you in prauge? holy fuck. you're so kool. what was your alexa rating....again?

are you wearing your public clothes or your photo clothes?

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At least Jason Sechrest, the other porn journalist and pr rep, is openly gay and proud of it. Yes my girlfriend in high school would have loved to fuck you with her strap on. I wouldn't be jealous one bit.

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Put everything beside, Monstar attacked me by saying that no one reads my site when in fact no one reads his site.

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Yes I made a commentary to Luke about you wearing more makeup than Holly Randall. And yes I made a commentary whether you were straight or gay on my site. And readers replied that you were gay.

Yes I did make a comment on your site.

It's all part of my job as a critic and commentarist.

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Yes I made a commentary to Luke about you wearing more makeup than Holly Randall. And yes I made a commentary whether you were straight or gay on my site. And readers replied that you were gay.

Yes I did make a comment on your site.

It's all part of my job as a critic and commentarist.

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I believe the word you are looking for is 'commentator'.

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Commentator are typically those who commentate in person or on TV. Commentarists are writers. Google it.

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I thought it was me, this idiot loves my cock and can't go very long without saying my name from underneath his breath.

the only thing i don't get is "And wears the same wardrobe in public and in photos?"

Do other people have a "Photo" wardorbe and a "Public" wardrobe?

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Yes idiot you can have a public wardrobe and a "photo" wardrobe. One to wear out in public and one to wear for photoshoots for press shots, etc. You wouldn't know because you have the same wardrobe for everything. So with you it would be the same. For me, I have an extensive wardrobe for different occasions.

Maybe you should shop outside of the reservation thrift shop. Aren't you making money from the affiliate programs on your site? Wait...you don't have any readers let alone buyers for your affiliate programs.

That's why you have a day job. I'm here in Prague shooting porn. I have a business more than being a porn star groupie.

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no, you illiterate faggot, "commentarist" is not a word.

just because some fucking venezuelans on google are confused about ENGLISH doesn't excuse your bastardization of what i'm guessing is your first language.

congratulations, not only are you a jealous pansy bitch, you're also one who needs to take some remedial english classes. protip: try to fit those in your awesome jetset lifestyle.

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no, you illiterate faggot, "commentarist" is not a word.

just because some fucking venezuelans on google are confused about ENGLISH doesn't excuse your bastardization of what i'm guessing is your first language.

congratulations, not only are you a jealous pansy bitch, you're also one who needs to take some remedial english classes. protip: try to fit those in your awesome jetset lifestyle.

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It's funny to see that you are so lifeless and have nothing else to do than involve yourself in this thread and actually took the time to google the word.

You need to crawl back under the rock you can from. The English language is made of precedents. How do you think a word becomes a word bitch??? With extended use from society, it becomes an official word. Who would guess "Xerox" would be in the dictionary one day?

Some hippy bitch like you probably called Sergey Brin & Larry Page illerate pansy bitches when they use the word Google. But they are laughing all the way to the bank.

<Laughing all the way to the bank and in your face>

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i'm sure you'll get a ton of royalties. be sure to split them evenly with the venezuelans, i hear they're a riotous bunch.

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You need to crawl back under the rock you can [sic] from. The English language is made of precedents. How do you think a word becomes a word bitch??? [sic] With extended use from society, it becomes an official word. Who would guess "Xerox" would be in the dictionary one day?

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Some hippy bitch like you probably called Sergey Brin & Larry Page illerate [sic] pansy bitches when they use the word Google [sic]. Who would ever guess that Google is now in several dictionarie [sic]? But they are laughing all the way to the bank.

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you honestly think that your website, which resembles the sparkly candy-vomit of a teenage girl, is an example of reputable journalism? that's like saying the creators of the glittery gif's on myspace are avant garde artists.

by your admission you have a lot of expendable income so that you can erase the degrees of separation between you, a small (also by your own admission) arrogant man, and some hot bitches. congratulations.

i wouldn't hesitate to say that the reason monstar's site is appealing is because of the friendly rapport between author and subject, something that you can't purchase, and something that definitely doesn't come about when you brag about the size of your wallet and how many hits you get. also, i guarantee most of your traffic is due to that hot bitch's ass you use for your incessant advertising, and not the quality of the content. here's another protip: AIM smiley's and generic questions forced upon bored stars do not make a journalist.

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If Monstar's site is more appealing how come no one reads it?

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i told jeff hangin around here got me use to saying the word "whore" now all my buddies are using it.

Thanks XPT!

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Yes I made a commentary to Luke about you wearing more makeup than Holly Randall. And yes I made a commentary whether you were straight or gay on my site. And readers replied that you were gay.

Yes I did make a comment on your site.

It's all part of my job as a critic and commentarist.

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I believe the word you are looking for is 'commentator'.

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From http://www.askmen.com/fashion/austin_100/102_fashion_style.html

Mark Simpson, a British and outspokenly gay social "commentarist," first published the term in a 1994 article called "Here Come The Mirror Men," which ran in Britain's Independent . The concept was developed thanks to Simpson's book on masculine identity in a media-driven world, called Male Impersonators: Men Performing Masculinity .

Even they have put the word in quote marks...and the only people that seem to be using the word when you google it are Venezuelans. Of course, you could be right and 'commentarist' could indeed be perfectly cromulent, so I thank you for embiggening my volcabulary if that is indeed the case, but from what I've seen, people who refer to thgemselves as 'commentarists' are and take themselves a little bit to seriously. Oh, and they don't just write either.

I checked the Oxford dictionary for you...here is the search result:

http://www.askoxford.com/results/?view=dict&field-12668446=commentarist&branch=13842570&textsearchtype=exact&sortorder=score%2Cname

No results...it's a made up word, I'm afraid.

Anyway, I have to take my car to the garage for the mechaniser to look at...or would mechanator sound cooler?

Commentarist just strikes me as another example of sloppy English standards in the US, like the fact that premier and premiere are both pronounced the same, and both wrong too...'premeeer' when it it should be 'prem-i-uh' and 'prem-i-air' respectively, but no-one ever calls anyone out on their completely fucked up pronounciation, and thus the vicious cycle continues...

That concludes todays lecture!

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wow, i dont think i have ever seen Monstar talk shit! thats pretty funny! keep it up my friend!

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wow, i dont think i have ever seen Monstar talk shit! thats pretty funny! keep it up my friend!

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wow, i dont think i have ever seen Monstar talk shit! thats pretty funny! keep it up my friend!

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What do you call this?
What.The.Fuck Thread

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Judging by the response it got...pretty damn funny. Have you come up a scoop like that here?

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Oh blah blah, cry me a fucking river. You're getting up in everyones face because you've been called on your bullshit assertions.

See, this is why bloggers have such shitty reputations, you never bother to read anything completely, and you have no editors to make sure what you write is comprehensible. You're they guy who goes ballistic reading prt of a sentence, only to ignore the "...but instead" remainder. Did you see that he was invited here? Did you see that he is a registered user? I mean, Jason Blair may be an idiot, but at least he was a thorough fabricator. And when a bloggers intellect falls down, he picks it up with the ad hominem shovel. I don't have to collect cans and bottles so I can hoof it over to the Balkans to film low-rent smut.

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You didn't answer my question. Have you? Some commentarist you are.


Piling on you has been fun, but frankly, you are now boring me. You may return to your blog now.

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i'm waiting on this to cast judgement, you'll have to have the chick holding some kind of sign to convince me. if you can pull it off, it'll be fireworks, but you've gotta do it sooner rather than later.

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I'm not a fucking blogger you imbecile. I'm a producer and web porn company owner. I don't need to tell you who I shoot for or what company I own.

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my name isnt david..its applesaucer can you read?? my real name is susan, im a chick...and second of all..i dont even know who the real ashley blue is..i never dated her..im a lesbian, but i have never dated her before..she looks stuck up anyways...

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the plant in the background doesn't look like it was ever particuarly healthy. i'm waiting on this to cast judgement, you'll have to have the chick holding some kind of sign to convince me. if you can pull it off, it'll be fireworks, but you've gotta do it sooner rather than later.

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i'm waiting on this to cast judgement, you'll have to have the chick holding some kind of sign to convince me. if you can pull it off, it'll be fireworks, but you've gotta do it sooner rather than later.

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Something like this...

You always come up with the greatest pics.

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I'm not a fucking blogger you imbecile. I'm a producer and web porn company owner. I don't need to tell you who I shoot for or what company I own.

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my name isnt david..its applesaucer can you read?? my real name is susan, im a chick...and second of all..i dont even know who the real ashley blue is..i never dated her..im a lesbian, but i have never dated her before..she looks stuck up anyways...

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I'm not a fucking blogger you imbecile. I'm a producer and web porn company owner. I don't need to tell you who I shoot for or what company I own.

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my name isnt david..its applesaucer can you read?? my real name is susan, im a chick...and second of all..i dont even know who the real ashley blue is..i never dated her..im a lesbian, but i have never dated her before..she looks stuck up anyways...

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You don't need a linguist to know that we are not the same person. I use complete sentences and not "..."

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