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Wow, the emoticon smiley riposte. Hard as it is, I must somehow find the strength to overcome
,
, and the utterly emasculating appearance of
.
This is clearly a man that takes no prisoners. Not since the early days of Garfield have we seen someone so casually drop a
and
on a poor sucka's ass. I don't normally pay attention to the third world but they're really raising the testosterone down in Australia, first Luke with his Nell Carter medleys and now this blinding kamikaze of XPT.
Hahaha. Zing! Rip!
Owww, owww, it hurts, it stings, you've cut me deep, my self-esteem and self worth shall never recover. I'm mortally wounded.
It [emoticon usage] wasn't meant as a reposte, a rebuff or a rejoinder. I lack the malice, so you'll win the race to the bottom of the more-pit I'm afraid. Plus apathy is my constant companion, and that makes me very angry.
O no, its that recurring nightmare I have where I'm stuck in a pointless and boring exchange of minutiae with a total stranger. At least I keep my pants on and there's no dancing midgets in this version.
Yep. Boring. I know. 
Can you please just sate my clearly neanderthal and antipodean wants and hook up with Sammura? Even if its fake Summura? [I wonder who that actually is]. You know its so wrong it just has to be right.
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Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.