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O come come now. The mere fact you even bothered to put manicured $1 000 an hour fingers to keys suggests you were listening.

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You're right. I was attempting to communicate that you're as boring as shit and I intend to pay no further attention to you, unless you attract my attention in the manner you're doing right now.

Is that clear now, sparky?

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Such eloquence and rapier like wit is simply wasted here.


You should be writing scripts for Everybody Loves Raymond or a Full House reunion special. Now there is somewhere your incisive literary talent could be used.