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#142702 - 01/25/06 03:29 PM
Scraping the Cage
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I'm back after a weekend of high-stakes legal deathmatches and a life still more dissolute than it was before. From what I can tell, I've missed quite a bit yet... nothing at all.
1.) Sammura returned and no one cared. It's handling the shitty end of a stick when the circus freaks go around the block too many times and start demanding to be treated like people. You'd think that the sex industry--especially the sleazy trick-turning whores that smell of sweaty money and gasoline like Sammura--would have some kind of grounding in basic reality. I mean, where else can you assign a dollar amount to sex appeal? And the Black Smegol still only demands about half of the going rate of pussy in this town. There's a 2x4 of crystal clear reality for you.
2.) Ryan Knox has allegedly been banned, no idea why but when circus animals start... eh, just apply the theorum of #1 to Ryan too.
3.) Kara Nox is apparently the new XPT ItGirl. I haven't read enough of her to know if its deserved or not but so long as she steers clear of Wanko and talent agents that go by names that sound like really horrible college ska bands, she should do all right.
4.) Still another porn chica hates Gen Padova. I don't know why this is news since every industry person who has met Padova seems to hate her but I'm in favor of this one. Ashley needs to post in the Cage.
(The pitter-patter you hear is JRV running down the hallway in padded slippers from his 400 lbs wife's bed to defend the honor of his pretend friends. Peach chardonnay! Weee!)
5.) The AC Cream thread is dead despite Cindi's attempts to desecrate what is now a part of Cage mythology. Glory!
6.) Bishop is pissed off about something, I'm thinking that if he goes out and kills someone I could have about a 30% chance of getting him time served with Bill Kuntsler's "black rage" defense which he was never able to use since Colin Ferguson was batshit crazy. It's lying there, waiting, for an opportunistic son of a bitch like me. Wouldn't be the first murderer in my office.
7.) FreddieMac is one of the most annoying posters on this board, he's a legacy from XPT's days as a sub-ADT for uberraincoaters and he probably needs to be sterilized.
8.) EL GUAPO had a birthday, congratulations, I bought you a puppy but I got hungry on the way home and ate it.
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#142703 - 01/25/06 03:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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i'm number 1 baby! cheap skank in chitown for sale. give me 50 dollas i can make you holla i get paid to do the wild thang 
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#142704 - 01/25/06 03:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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arab=smelly monkey=????  *wink nice try arab knowing the fact that your fingers was cramping as yout typed make me happy happy joy joy. 
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#142706 - 01/25/06 03:47 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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sure i will meet you there. then maybe you and ya girl can ride back to the projects with me and you can sit in the corner and watch 6 gangbanging ass thug niccas take turns pissing on your girl and grudge fuck her in the ass we wouldn't need you to give us 500 we will just beat your short white ass and take it. so pm me your number so i can call and set something up ok? we gonna have a funky good time 
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#142708 - 01/25/06 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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1.) Sammura returned and no one cared. It's handling the shitty end of a stick when the circus freaks go around the block too many times and start demanding to be treated like people. You'd think that the sex industry--especially the sleazy trick-turning whores that smell of sweaty money and gasoline like Sammura--would have some kind of grounding in basic reality. I mean, where else can you assign a dollar amount to sex appeal? And the Black Smegol still only demands about half of the going rate of pussy in this town. There's a 2x4 of crystal clear reality for you.
Yep, barely a blimp on the xpt radar, im dealing with 14 random pms from her every time i log on each less interesting then the last.
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2.) Ryan Knox has allegedly been banned, no idea why but when circus animals start... eh, just apply the theorum of #1 to Ryan too.
Talentless, Boring and lives off his grand parents. Yes ladies, hes single.
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3.) Kara Nox is apparently the new XPT ItGirl. I haven't read enough of her to know if its deserved or not but so long as she steers clear of Wanko and talent agents that go by names that sound like really horrible college ska bands, she should do all right.
eh you didn't miss a thing, like a watered down version of kami and the original kami had a grape fruit after taste to begin with.
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(The pitter-patter you hear is JRV running down the hallway in padded slippers from his 400 lbs wife's bed to defend the honor of his pretend friends. Peach chardonnay! Weee!)
YES. Jrv is no different then ac cream with the exception he does a better job hiding the crazy, but underneath it all they are the same person, delusional fanboys who believe they are above everyone else.
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7.) FreddieMac is one of the most annoying posters on this board, he's a legacy from XPT's days as a sub-ADT for uberraincoaters and he probably needs to be sterilized
I don't even know who that is.
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#142713 - 01/25/06 04:30 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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i said pm me your number so when i get there just in case i don't see you i can call you.
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#142715 - 01/25/06 05:19 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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blah,blah,blah and i wouldn't be stupid enough to go anywhere to meet you blah,blah,blah.
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#142717 - 01/26/06 07:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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ll right, the suspense is killing me. Let us know about "Blind Date, Monkey Cage Style".
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#142718 - 01/26/06 07:51 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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THE DUMB FUCK ISN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO GIVE ME HIS CELL NUMBER, BUT HE WANTS ME TO MEET HIM DOWNTOWN? YEAH RIGHT. ANYWAY LET HIM GET BACK TO TAKING UP FOR HIS FUCK BUDDY SMELLY MONKEY. NOTICE HOW EVERYTIME I SAY SOMETHING TO MONKEY, ARAB JUMPS IN TO DEFEND HIM. BUT HEY MAYBE HE WILL FLY ARAB DOWN TO LA AND GIVE HIM WORK AS A CAMERA MAN FOR THE NEW PORN COMPANY MONKEY'S WORKING FOR. 
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#142719 - 01/26/06 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Damn girl, you didnt go? I dont know a damn thing about Chicago, but I thought he said he was gonna be at a public nightclub or something. Well, it was a school night after all. 
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#142722 - 01/26/06 09:58 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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post the pictures then.....................
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#142724 - 01/26/06 10:17 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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I just find it simply delightful when a porno insider forum internet flame war between a fake flaked out ghetto crack-whore and a Jewish / Arab [I can never figure out which] lawyer ["The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Shakespeare] turns into, lets face it, an analogy of life for all of us.
Anyway, I'd kill to see fake-summara and smiling arab photos.
Let's just hope it involves a hummer, a $50 bill and midgets dressed as contemporary US presidents.
C'mon, you guys have to meet. And take photos.
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#142725 - 01/26/06 11:03 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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If smelling arab were as brilliant as he thinks he is he'd realize that fighting with sammura is like fighting with a pitbull, a no win, and he'd quit trying to look like the hammer of the cage bashing his head into a wall. He's embarassing himself like jamesn does constantly, it was better when you were on hiatus, the mystery and the myth has been ruined forever. just sayin'...
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#142727 - 01/26/06 11:12 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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arabs are the new jews and all should thrown into gitmo-like prisons on antartica.
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#142728 - 01/26/06 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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this thread is brilliance. ghostshadow's yet to post one thing worth reading.
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#142730 - 01/26/06 06:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Threads like these are why I like to come here.  Sadly, they are far and few between.
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#142732 - 01/26/06 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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this thread is brilliance. ghostshadow's yet to post one thing worth reading.
you read it, you commented on it, you idiot.
Dude how many times do you have to be intellectually raped on this forum, before you will go away and kill yourself in an absolute pit of despair and shame? 
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#142734 - 01/28/06 11:21 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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Hey, I did my part to forward this clusterfuck. Had she shown up, I would have smiled for the camera and handed her $500, which isn't a lot of money to me but is five times her going rate for letting thugs that just made parole burn her with cigars and strangle her with electrical cords.
And this is the first time I've been mistaken with a Jew. Perhaps you're new here and missed my scholarly deconstruction of The Turner Diaries?
O stop it. You're making me horny.
Well semetic == Jew or Arab if I'm not mistaken.
And you're like so alike genetically as to be identical really. Same tribe long ago. And you have a shared history going back many thousands of years. How ironic it is you hate each other so much.
Kind of like Bush and oil barons having a falling out yuk yuk yuk.
A lawyer who isn't Jewish, come on, you're having me on. Shirley?
An Arab with a law degree. Hmmm, how is it that you've escaped prison?
Let me guess, Lebanese Christian militia?
You can't be muslim and be here. Shirley?
No, that's all pointless hyperbole.
I want to see you and sammara in real life, preferably with you warping her $10 ass.
You know it makes sense.
JK btw dude.
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#142738 - 02/05/06 08:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i think he's australian. 50% chance he's eddie charisma/tony sexton. 50% chance a dingo should have eaten him as a baby.
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#142739 - 02/06/06 10:44 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#142740 - 02/06/06 11:03 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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Wow, the emoticon smiley riposte. Hard as it is, I must somehow find the strength to overcome  ,  , and the utterly emasculating appearance of  . This is clearly a man that takes no prisoners. Not since the early days of Garfield have we seen someone so casually drop a  and  on a poor sucka's ass. I don't normally pay attention to the third world but they're really raising the testosterone down in Australia, first Luke with his Nell Carter medleys and now this blinding kamikaze of XPT.
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#142741 - 02/06/06 11:36 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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Wow, the emoticon smiley riposte. Hard as it is, I must somehow find the strength to overcome , , and the utterly emasculating appearance of .
This is clearly a man that takes no prisoners. Not since the early days of Garfield have we seen someone so casually drop a and on a poor sucka's ass. I don't normally pay attention to the third world but they're really raising the testosterone down in Australia, first Luke with his Nell Carter medleys and now this blinding kamikaze of XPT.
Hahaha. Zing! Rip!
Owww, owww, it hurts, it stings, you've cut me deep, my self-esteem and self worth shall never recover. I'm mortally wounded.
It [emoticon usage] wasn't meant as a reposte, a rebuff or a rejoinder. I lack the malice, so you'll win the race to the bottom of the more-pit I'm afraid. Plus apathy is my constant companion, and that makes me very angry.
O no, its that recurring nightmare I have where I'm stuck in a pointless and boring exchange of minutiae with a total stranger. At least I keep my pants on and there's no dancing midgets in this version.
Yep. Boring. I know. 
Can you please just sate my clearly neanderthal and antipodean wants and hook up with Sammura? Even if its fake Summura? [I wonder who that actually is]. You know its so wrong it just has to be right.
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#142742 - 02/06/06 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If you read that with an Australian accent it's even worse. Its like the geico gecko lecturing the anoles in the commercial.
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#142745 - 02/06/06 01:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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but the whole point is that YOU have MY pictures SAVED to YOUR hardrive.don't get mad because your losing members to your xpt gang.
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we all know i don't look like that so,what's the point, oh yeah trying to push the last replies of this thread in another direction, he was responding to YOU. THANKS FOR POSTING ANOTHER PICTURE OF MY BIG SEXY BLACK ASS.
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#142746 - 02/06/06 01:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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MY BIG SEXY BLACK ASS
Well, four out of five isn't so bad for you.
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#142747 - 02/06/06 01:24 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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TAKE ARAB'S DICK OUT YO MOUTH..LOL Quote:
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MY BIG SEXY BLACK ASS
Well, four out of five isn't so bad for you.
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#142749 - 02/06/06 02:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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if it's comming from you then i know it's not a complaiment. so you may go back to slobbing on arab's little pink dick..lol Quote:
Shit, you dumb hooker, I was complimenting you. Can you guess which of those words you got wrong?
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you dumb hooker
That's what's called hitting a triple.
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#142751 - 02/06/06 04:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm so sorry to hear about your child. he had a rough life, it must have been tough to try to kiss your mother and end up covered in white fluid and scratched by her stubble like touching the sandpaper-like skin of a mackerel-family shark. he's free at last, lord almighty, he free at last.
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